End of Gunt? - Has CWC's spirit returned to his body?

[Insanely Retarded]

I doubt Ralph will die soon, he's the type of white trash that survives substance abuse, besides I'm sure he'll live out pure spite if necessary.
The lack of content is his usual cycle; he does stupid shit for a few months then has a few months where he's so boring that no one cares enough to watch. Eventually he'll out-retard himself and restart the cycle.

 

[Leave_Fargut]

Ralph's lolcowdom has suffered the same fate as Chris' and DSP's: certain individuals began to take it way too seriously and ruined the fun for everyone by giving us all embarrassment-by-association. Watching them endlessly sperg out and gayop over these Internet characters whose fate we have no reason to truly care about ultimately kills the joy associated with the cows

 

[Angry Shoes]

The decline over the last few months has been fucking insane. If in 2021 you would have said he would be dead by the end of 2023 I would have called you retarded, but at this rate it wouldn’t surprise me.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The alogs will fight over his corpse and continue to provide content much like how Jim isn’t dead but his retarded followers provide corn

 

[EyeGuy]

Remember your Creator in the days of your youth, before the days of trouble come and the years approach when you will say,
“I expect to die pretty soon”— before the internet and the light and the power and the phone grow dark, and the truck is repossessed after crossing the border; when the Air B&B owners tremble, and the whorse gets even uglier, when the paypigs cease because they are few, and the Cozy multiplier grows dim; when the lines of credit are closed and the sound of the pill bottle fades; when people rise up at the sound of intro music, but all the songs are just nigger rap; when people are afraid of cartels and of dangers in the streets; when the rosacea blossoms and the Memphis Micro lies heavy and desire for black hookers no longer is stirred. Then people go to their eternal crack shacks and wild dogs go about the streets. Remember him—before the esophagus is ruptured, and the orbital is broken; before the liver fails at the bar, and the brain is fried by weed, and the Gunt returns to the ground it came from, and the demon returns to Chris Chan who gave it. “Meaningless! Meaningless!” says the Aylawg. “Everything is meaningless!”

 

[TyrasGuard]

People will continue to provide corn and we will continue to harvest, such is the life of a farmer

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Ralph will outlive the Sektur and somehow make it to 80. Simply because it seems the universe is governed by cruel insane gods. Somewhere out there an eldritch abomination is going, "Sure Ralph's a fucking faggot but his alogs? Holy shit!"

 

[Procrastinhater]

It was discord groups who spread false rumors about others users and had them removed from the website. (gina gilloti got banned because of Chris X)

I've heard this mentioned before but I've never seen any details as I could give less than two fucks about Discord faggotry.
What exactly did the PozViper do to get Gina banned?

 

[AltisticCentre]

I've heard this mentioned before but I've never seen any details as I could give less than two fucks about Discord faggotry.
What exactly did the PozViper do to get Gina banned?

CX told everyone that Gina was spooky bones.

Spoiler: Haru CX DMs

<2022-09-30T06:16:31.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: spookybones is now Gina Gilotti
<2022-09-30T06:16:45.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: she is also a crazy junkie like cow
<2022-09-30T06:17:01.000Z> Haru@poa.st: Also Vetti is taking out Empresa all by himself and it's funny
<2022-09-30T06:17:21.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: they both have some psycho delusions of granduer and the belief they should be the only ones who control the lolcow sector
<2022-09-30T06:17:34.000Z> Haru@poa.st: Yes, I figured that Gina was Spooky
<2022-09-30T06:17:40.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: yeah
<2022-09-30T06:18:18.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: so Christorian was about applying direct pressure at Ralph to see what happens
<2022-09-30T06:18:35.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Pit Viper Salesman is applying pressure to the infrastructure around him
<2022-09-30T06:18:47.000Z> Haru@poa.st: Just for my own sanity, can you repeat what you said in your last message about what you do for work?
<2022-09-30T06:18:52.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: by dropping court docs, etc on all his operativs
<2022-09-30T06:18:57.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: oh
<2022-09-30T06:19:03.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: public relations and marketing mainly
<2022-09-30T06:19:11.000Z> Haru@poa.st: Okay yeah that sounds consistent
<2022-09-30T06:19:16.000Z> Haru@poa.st: Can't be too careful
<2022-09-30T06:19:20.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: oh for sure
<2022-09-30T06:19:23.000Z> Haru@poa.st: I've had fakers message me on here a few time
<2022-09-30T06:19:34.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: 7 can verify me
<2022-09-30T06:19:49.000Z> Haru@poa.st: Okay
<2022-09-30T06:20:06.000Z> Haru@poa.st: Well I'll say that my nuke is, shall we say, oppo research into Ethan's jannies
<2022-09-30T06:20:15.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: nice
<2022-09-30T06:20:23.000Z> Haru@poa.st: The sort of research that's not allowed to be posted here
<2022-09-30T06:20:25.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: thats why i went hard at the council of evil
<2022-09-30T06:20:29.000Z> Haru@poa.st: And I've made significant progress
<2022-09-30T06:20:33.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: excellent
<2022-09-30T06:20:48.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: if you have names you want me to dig on, feel free to pass them on and i'll see what i can do
<2022-09-30T06:20:56.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: btw

Spoiler: CX altisticright DMs

<2022-11-06T08:50:03.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: your biggest issue is Kinochet and Spooky unless you want to go right for the pig
<2022-11-06T08:51:01.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: whatever management of the thread entails, Kinochet will need to be construed as an unreliable faggot, and spooky a psycho
<2022-11-06T08:51:12.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: based on that
<2022-11-06T08:51:23.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: my personal recommendation is the following
<2022-11-06T08:52:11.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Flamenco should be able to produce either people willing to corroborate or discord screenshots proving Kinochet begged and tried to pay his way back into his server
<2022-11-06T08:52:25.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: which is weird since he says only pedos are there
<2022-11-06T08:53:02.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: also i believe gator and haru will confirm kinochet was a long time Killstream ballwasher
<2022-11-06T08:53:05.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and paypig
<2022-11-06T08:53:52.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Hahahaha he was a paypig
<2022-11-06T08:53:58.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: as for Spooky, I believe Gin will be able to provide a lot of info to prove they are connected to shady shit, theres proof spooky was gina gilloti
<2022-11-06T08:54:09.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: who was a major pusher of the flam narrative
<2022-11-06T08:54:17.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: in the thread
<2022-11-06T08:54:26.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Yeah she's Gina Gilloti
<2022-11-06T08:54:28.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Or he
<2022-11-06T08:54:33.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Actually, he
<2022-11-06T08:54:34.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: its a he
<2022-11-06T08:54:38.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: kek
<2022-11-06T08:54:46.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: he is a mental health professional in NY
<2022-11-06T08:54:46.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Another tranny on Discord, shocker
<2022-11-06T08:54:57.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: the discord rebel group is very close to a name
<2022-11-06T08:55:02.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: So that's why he's good at gaslighting these freaks
<2022-11-06T08:55:07.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: yes
<2022-11-06T08:55:13.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and possible junkie too
<2022-11-06T08:55:24.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: its a whole thing and i take the info given with a grain of salt
<2022-11-06T08:55:42.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: so spooky can be negated
<2022-11-06T08:55:50.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: the augie and deorio thing
<2022-11-06T08:56:07.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: kinochet is the one that keeps getting them all the flam server leaks
<2022-11-06T08:56:15.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: that was his job for deorio
<2022-11-06T08:56:19.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: What is Gin anyway, I kind of like his sperging but I'm just not sure if he's someone trustworthy
<2022-11-06T08:56:38.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: i don't have a ton of knowledge on gin

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Am I the only one who thinks that even if Ralph ends up kicking the bucket, he's managed to draw in so many other lolcows as orbiters that the Sektur would still remain interesting?

Yeah we got how many people turn lolcows that Ralph touched, Nick is spiraling, pegmenco, chudbuds , xcristorian, kino casino, ppp and warski , godwison. I mean look at this board every couple of months or so there is another lolcow or happening that keeps us entertained. Its like a parasitic wasp that lays eggs in insects and after a while out of their corpses there is another wasp coming out. Like a dying shreek that attracts the cow to possess them and turn them into another ralph/ cris chan

 

[Procrastinhater]

CX told everyone that Gina was spooky bones.

Oh yeah I got that, but I figured everyone kinda knew that anyway, I sort of figured it just from talking to them I recognize Spookys writing style, but why'd that get them banned?
Was it just for socking?
Because if thats the case its kinda hypocritical since PozViper was on a sock himself.
(Re)Gina did some good work on the Ped thread especially confirming the SWATing vid was real by cross referencing Pedmencos known locations from Google maps and comparing the visible features of the address.
For all peoples problems with them Spooky is a fucking top tier doxer and did good work on that Pedos thread.
For PozViper to be whining about socking from a fucking sock he made after he got caught trying to get Ped to delete any CP from his Internet history is fucking comical, as well as hypocritical as fuck.

 

[Stan]

Unfortunately Ralph is young enough for his body to put up with this kind of abuse for a good bit more time. Theoretically he could even still heal himself and bounce back a bit, if he was in some situation where he couldn’t abuse drugs and alcohol (like jail.)

If he gets heart disease or liver disease it would really depend on how he manages it. If he chose to get medical care and followed his doctors advice he could make a full recovery. If he didn’t follow lifestyle advice but just took the pills, he’d still ramble on in a slow decline for a decade or more before getting a heart attack or liver failure at middle age (45-55.)

If things keep going as they are I think Ralph will start to look prematurely aged (more than he does now), and there’s a small chance he could die by acute drug overdose. But tbh I think his problem is more chronic than acute and he probably has developed one hell of a tolerance for all of his drugs of choice, so you’re just going to get more pill streams and embarrassing moments out of him, which I guess is better than watching his accidental death on cozy.tv.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Ralph’s story took too dark of a turn (for me anyway) when Rozy came into the picture. Abandoning Xander was the best thing that could happen; and even when Meigh was pregnant, there was a tiny hope the horse would bolt with her. The sektur’s been fun, but if you’re a parent or guardian Farmer… it becomes a case of MATI, and it’s time to step away.

Even with Ralph seemingly at death’s door, be it through misadventure or his body just desperate to separate itself from the unfortunate soul that inhabits it, his orbiters simply aren’t that entertaining, either. Vickers? Flamenco? Gator? The list gets progressively bottom-of-the-barrel. I only hope all’s well for that little baby.

With that said, suffer horse.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Not gonna lie, it's super scary how much things work out through the CWC-lense. The merge is, indeed, on!

 

[thhrang]

The Ralphadynasty comprised of his horse, his demon children, and subhuman IQ orbiters/alogs who continuously eat eachother will continue indefinitely. Metokur will very likely outlive Ralph in the short term, but the pig'll get the last laugh in the long term. Total Ralphamale Victory.

 

[not william stenchever]

as long as the kiwi farms exists ralph will never die

Joshua Conner Moon's broke dick is Ralph's final horcrux, the phylactery holding together Ralph's failing form. If Null is ever able to achieve an erection again it's all over for Ralph.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

If Ethan Ralph had any sense for his own health and well-being, he would have just abandoned the internet and focused on a steady job to provide for his kids. All I have now is pity for a man who is slowly killing himself with crappy food, drugs and alcohol. It's honestly getting a little hard to watch. It's almost like Lowtax where he slowly withered away and become An Hero near the end after he hosted his hotdog scarfing 200 viewer stream.

The entire rise and fall of Internet Celebrities is basically a cycle that has been going on for more than I can remember, and I think to take away from this is:

Never think you have infinite money/ Fame.

Every time a person becomes suddenly famous, the fame gets into their heads and they all think this money and fame would become infinite. It isn't. Not even the most stable job has infinite money. At any point, your life would be upended and that money would be gone. Your fame would disappear and no one will remember you. Most people outside of your friends and family won't remember you. You will not become a influential figure in history. You will only be, at best, a footnote on a Wikipedia page that everyone would forget after a year.

What Ralph failed to realize is that his fame would be fleeting. ((Some Dude)) literally told Ralph to his face that he will be completely forgotten and cast by the wayside, in which Ralph didn't seem to take into consideration. He thinks this money would be infinite and he let the fame get to his head. His combative personality also made him refuse to even take a step back to evaluate what he needed to do to save himself from a downward spiral since he thinks accepting responsibility is "showing weakness". It's down to the point where Ralph has nowhere else to go to except for finding a new job.

Ralph is now another moment in this vicious cycle of e-famous people.

Ralph has no work history. He has no experience

 

[Sneed Weed]

I can't help it, It's not a front
In the end, All becomes Gunt

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

And amongst the living are seen, carriers of the accursed Guntsign.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

the way he is drugging himself out and his weight does make it seem he is going to die soon, but im doubtful of it.

firstly i remember how absolutely 100% certain so many people were that chris wouldnt reach 40. there was zero doubt that he would die before 40 and there were tons of reasons why. he is now 41. give me those rainbows but i see the ralph alogs in the same situation as the chris alogs here.

secondly, while he isnt in good shape, plenty of people hit the drugs far harder than ralph and they live as drugged out zombies for years. so i think that despite ralph's best efforts, he will continue to live through the year.