Banning Bongs from a "hate the British" thread is a bit like banning Americans from the World Series.
Noted. I am looking to level up my British racism. My thinking is I wanted there to be more humor in the thread and I find bongs to be humorless automatons. Any other suggestions are welcome.
Stick to the classics - muskets with bayonets. That way we can get shot and stabbed at the same time, combining the British and American traditions into one convenient school experience.
The only reason the Brits left to find America is because of the weather, ugly whores, and shite food. British imperialism was fueled by a desire to escape that God forsaken island.Without England there would be no United States. Americans wish they had the good weather, lovely women and cuisine of the Brits.
Honestly the only Brits I like are Clarkson, Hammond, and May. Also the Stig. God I miss classic Top Gear.
I never watched much top gear but I did like how clarkson realized he was untouchable and constantly made jokes at the expense of his network because they wouldnt dare get rid of him.
I did the same a while back and the guy ended up trying to sound really tough while crying into his microphone.
I remember a while back when I still played TF2 there was some guy who was doing what you're probably expecting. Barely doing anything and blaming the rest of his team, then someone typed "Bri'ish" in the chat. Almost immediately his passive aggressive and vaguely smug voice descended into violent rage and pure hatred.
British hate is my favorite form of game chat banter, its just normie enough where you can rally entire servers against one guy, and justified enough where the guy cant really make a comeback.
