Opinion Enough With the Fireworks Already - “Maybe we have the right to eat a hamburger or drive the biggest truck on the market or fire off bottle rockets deep into the night on the Fourth of July, but it doesn’t make us good Americans to do such things.”

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By Margaret Renkl
July 1, 2024
Ms. Renkl is a contributing Opinion writer who covers flora, fauna, politics and culture in the American South.

For 15 straight years, our old dog Clark — a hound/shepherd/retriever mix who was born in the woods and loved the outdoors ever after — spent the Fourth of July in our walk-in shower. He seemed to believe a windowless shower in a windowless bathroom offered his best chance of surviving the shrieking terror that was raining down from the night sky outside.

Did he think the fireworks, with their window-rattling booms, were the work of some cosmic predator big enough to eat him whole? Did he think they were gunshots, or claps of thunder spreading out from inexplicable lightning bolts tearing open the sky above our house?

There’s no way to know what he was thinking, but every single year that rangy, 75-pound, country-born yard dog spent the Fourth of July in our shower, trembling, drooling and whimpering in terror.

Clark was lucky. We have friends whose terrified dog spent one Fourth of July fruitlessly trying to outrun the explosions. The next day a good Samaritan found him lying on a hot sidewalk miles away, close to death. Other friends came home from watching the fireworks to discover that their own dog had bolted in terror from their fenced backyard and been killed by a car.

And those were all companion animals, the ones whose terror is clear to us. We have no real way of knowing how many wild animals suffer because the patterns of their lives are disrupted with no warning every year on a night in early July. People shooting bottle rockets in the backyard might not see the sleeping songbirds, startled from their safe roosts, exploding into a darkness they did not evolve to navigatecrashing into buildings or depleting crucial energy reserves. People firing Roman candles into the sky above the ocean may have no idea that the explosions can cause seabirds to abandon their nest or frighten nesting shorebirds to death.

Then there’s the wildlife driven into roads — deer and foxes, opossums and skunks, coyotes and raccoons. Any nocturnal creature in a blind panic can find itself staring into oncoming headlights, unsure whether the greater danger lies in the road or in the sky or in the neighborhood yards surrounding them.

And all that’s on top of the dangers posed by fireworks debris, which can be toxic if ingested, or the risk of setting off a wildfire in parched summertime vegetation. Little wonder, then, that fireworks are banned in all national wildlife refuges, national forests and national parks.

Animals aren’t the only ones that suffer on the Fourth of July. We live in a country completely saturated with guns, and far too many of them are fired at strangers at public events. These days many human beings have a similar panicked reaction to the sound of fireworks, mistaking it for gunfire.

It’s a reasonable mistake. When a man starting shooting at a Fourth of July parade two years ago in Highland Park, Ill., spectators at first thought they were hearing fireworks. Such shootings are so common now that the whole country is arguably suffering from PTSD. As the editorial board of The Los Angeles Times noted after the Highland Park shooting, “The result is that we will never again hear the bang of Fourth of July fireworks without a jolt of fear that the sound might actually be gunshots fired from a rooftop.”

It would be so easy to find a new way to celebrate the founding of a nation. So easy, at the very least, to limit fireworks to public celebrations meant to bring communities together. When those communities use low-noise fireworks, as well, they limit the stress on people and animals, and they mitigate some of the dangers to local wildlife.

Such measures wouldn’t address the pollution caused by fireworks, though. On average, Fourth of July displays account for the 42 percent more pollutants found in the air on July 4 and 5 than on a typical day.

“All flourishing is mutual,” writes Robin Wall Kimmerer, a botanist and enrolled member of the Citizen Potawatomi Nation, in her best-selling book, “Braiding Sweetgrass.” This is one of the most oft-repeated lines in contemporary environmental literature, and for good reason. It reminds us that all creation, human and other-than-human, is interconnected. At a time when life on this planet is faltering in every possible way, Dr. Kimmerer gently points out that our own flourishing depends on the flourishing of planetary systems that we are barely beginning to understand.

Addressing climate change and biodiversity loss on a planet with eight billion human residents won’t be simple. How to grow affordable food without using petrochemical fertilizers and pesticides that poison pollinators, for example, is a challenge. How to build enough housing for human beings without also disrupting natural ecosystems is a challenge. Such things are doable, though they won’t be easy.

But there are easy things we can do at no real cost to ourselves. We can eat more vegetables and less animal protein. We can cultivate native plants. We can seek out products that aren’t packaged in plastic, spend less time in cars and airplanes, raise the thermostat in the summer and lower it in the winter. As Dr. Kimmerer points out in “The Serviceberry,” her forthcoming book, “We live in a time when every choice matters.”

In that context, surely, we can give up fireworks. Of all the little pleasures that give life meaning and joy, surely fireworks don’t come close to the top of the list, and it costs us nothing to give them up. This is one case in which doing the right thing requires no significant sacrifice, one case in which doing the right thing has an immediate, noticeable, undeniably positive effect on a suffering world.

The conflation of selfishness with patriotism is the thing I have the hardest time accepting about our political era. Maybe we have the right to eat a hamburger or drive the biggest truck on the market or fire off bottle rockets deep into the night on the Fourth of July, but it doesn’t make us good Americans to do such things. How can it possibly be “American” to look at the damage that fireworks can cause — to the atmosphere, to forests, to wildlife, to our own beloved pets, to ourselves — and shrug?

The truly American thing would be to join together to make every change we can reasonably make to alleviate the suffering of our fellow creatures, human and other-than-human alike. The truly American thing would be to plant a victory garden large enough to encompass the entire natural world.

Margaret Renkl, a contributing Opinion writer, is the author of the books “The Comfort of Crows: A Backyard Year,” “Graceland, at Last” and “Late Migrations.”

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Glad my dog has no problem with fireworks. Potty training her last year was quite a pain in the ass when fireworks were going off. She wasn't scared, just distracted to the point where she forgot she needed to pee. At least it let her know random booms aren't always bad. Guess the lesson here is to not freak out over things that are scaring your dog. It reinforces their fear.
Ask you dog's vet for one Xanax for the night.
CBD also works.
 
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Such measures wouldn’t address the pollution caused by fireworks, though. On average, Fourth of July displays account for the 42 percent more pollutants found in the air on July 4 and 5 than on a typical day.
We call that 'freedom', sweaty.

Breathe it in.

Then there’s the wildlife driven into roads — deer and foxes, opossums and skunks, coyotes and raccoons. Any nocturnal creature in a blind panic can find itself staring into oncoming headlights, unsure whether the greater danger lies in the road or in the sky or in the neighborhood yards surrounding them.
The scavengers will be eating good on the 5th, then.
The conflation of selfishness with patriotism is the thing I have the hardest time accepting about our political era. Maybe we have the right to eat a hamburger or drive the biggest truck on the market or fire off bottle rockets deep into the night on the Fourth of July, but it doesn’t make us good Americans to do such things. How can it possibly be “American” to look at the damage that fireworks can cause — to the atmosphere, to forests, to wildlife, to our own beloved pets, to ourselves — and shrug?
Being a good American means letting schoolmarms and faux-squaws nag you into not having fun one day a year.

Meanwhile, the rainbow cult can defile mother Earth with celebratory pollutants to their hearts' content and these two will be as quiet as mice.
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For 15 straight years, our old dog Clark
I'm almost too MATI to continue reading.
We live in a society. Sometimes that means, if you live near other people, there's going to be loud noises. For example, fireworks.
If you can't handle that, either make arrangements or move somewhere rural. It's not like someone's letting off fireworks every weekend, it's a couple of times a year. The world doesn't revolve around making sure we never hurt anyone's feelings, let alone making sure we don't hurt anyone's dogs feelings.
We have friends whose terrified dog spent one Fourth of July fruitlessly trying to outrun the explosions. The next day a good Samaritan found him lying on a hot sidewalk miles away, close to death. Other friends came home from watching the fireworks to discover that their own dog had bolted in terror from their fenced backyard and been killed by a car.
These owners were negligent. What idiots leave their animals outside during fireworks? The issue is "don't go to a party and leave your dog in the garden where it might bolt" instead of "don't ever do anything that could scare a dog ever". Idiots.
 
No fireworks this year because they scare a pansy journo's dog. Got it. Any more behavior you want to dictate to us because of your pets?

Seriously, I'm sorry your dog has attacks of the nerves from fireworks, but I'm not setting them off in your yard, journo, so fuck off.

The largest accumulation of trash I've ever seen in one place was after an Earth Day event in a local park. And I'm not even talking about the people attending!
 
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We live in a country completely saturated with guns

woulndt be a leftist journo scum if they didnt bring up evil guns at every chance they get.

and far too many of them are fired at strangers at public events

and those public events are called Juneteenth celebrations. ill let you guess the skin tone of the perpetrators. (hint they arnt white)

on a planet with eight billion human residents won’t be simple

well we could make it so much easier if we got rid of the ~2 billion pajeets, 1 billion chinks, and countless number of useless junkies, journos, politicians, lawyers,pedophiles,and rapists. i think we can get the number down to a much more manageable 4 billion.
 
My dog was a puppy mill mom and she's terrified of loud noises. Fireworks are awful for her.

That said, fuck this dusty-cunted busybody.
I was making a joke about a homosexual dog going back in the closet. Wasn't insulting the dog or anyone else's dog that happens to be scared of fireworks. Hope your dog is doing okay right now.
 
I don't care about your dead fucking dog and if you're someone who hears fireworks going off an automatically assumes it's gunfire then maybe try living in a place that isn't a ghetto shithole. I'm going to celebrate the few remaining good things this country still has going for it with like minded people and we're going to grill hot dogs and burgers and pop off some firecrackers and there ain't shit you or anyone else can do about it.
 
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