Opinion Enough With the Fireworks Already - “Maybe we have the right to eat a hamburger or drive the biggest truck on the market or fire off bottle rockets deep into the night on the Fourth of July, but it doesn’t make us good Americans to do such things.”

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By Margaret Renkl
July 1, 2024
Ms. Renkl is a contributing Opinion writer who covers flora, fauna, politics and culture in the American South.

For 15 straight years, our old dog Clark — a hound/shepherd/retriever mix who was born in the woods and loved the outdoors ever after — spent the Fourth of July in our walk-in shower. He seemed to believe a windowless shower in a windowless bathroom offered his best chance of surviving the shrieking terror that was raining down from the night sky outside.

Did he think the fireworks, with their window-rattling booms, were the work of some cosmic predator big enough to eat him whole? Did he think they were gunshots, or claps of thunder spreading out from inexplicable lightning bolts tearing open the sky above our house?

There’s no way to know what he was thinking, but every single year that rangy, 75-pound, country-born yard dog spent the Fourth of July in our shower, trembling, drooling and whimpering in terror.

Clark was lucky. We have friends whose terrified dog spent one Fourth of July fruitlessly trying to outrun the explosions. The next day a good Samaritan found him lying on a hot sidewalk miles away, close to death. Other friends came home from watching the fireworks to discover that their own dog had bolted in terror from their fenced backyard and been killed by a car.

And those were all companion animals, the ones whose terror is clear to us. We have no real way of knowing how many wild animals suffer because the patterns of their lives are disrupted with no warning every year on a night in early July. People shooting bottle rockets in the backyard might not see the sleeping songbirds, startled from their safe roosts, exploding into a darkness they did not evolve to navigatecrashing into buildings or depleting crucial energy reserves. People firing Roman candles into the sky above the ocean may have no idea that the explosions can cause seabirds to abandon their nest or frighten nesting shorebirds to death.

Then there’s the wildlife driven into roads — deer and foxes, opossums and skunks, coyotes and raccoons. Any nocturnal creature in a blind panic can find itself staring into oncoming headlights, unsure whether the greater danger lies in the road or in the sky or in the neighborhood yards surrounding them.

And all that’s on top of the dangers posed by fireworks debris, which can be toxic if ingested, or the risk of setting off a wildfire in parched summertime vegetation. Little wonder, then, that fireworks are banned in all national wildlife refuges, national forests and national parks.

Animals aren’t the only ones that suffer on the Fourth of July. We live in a country completely saturated with guns, and far too many of them are fired at strangers at public events. These days many human beings have a similar panicked reaction to the sound of fireworks, mistaking it for gunfire.

It’s a reasonable mistake. When a man starting shooting at a Fourth of July parade two years ago in Highland Park, Ill., spectators at first thought they were hearing fireworks. Such shootings are so common now that the whole country is arguably suffering from PTSD. As the editorial board of The Los Angeles Times noted after the Highland Park shooting, “The result is that we will never again hear the bang of Fourth of July fireworks without a jolt of fear that the sound might actually be gunshots fired from a rooftop.”

It would be so easy to find a new way to celebrate the founding of a nation. So easy, at the very least, to limit fireworks to public celebrations meant to bring communities together. When those communities use low-noise fireworks, as well, they limit the stress on people and animals, and they mitigate some of the dangers to local wildlife.

Such measures wouldn’t address the pollution caused by fireworks, though. On average, Fourth of July displays account for the 42 percent more pollutants found in the air on July 4 and 5 than on a typical day.

“All flourishing is mutual,” writes Robin Wall Kimmerer, a botanist and enrolled member of the Citizen Potawatomi Nation, in her best-selling book, “Braiding Sweetgrass.” This is one of the most oft-repeated lines in contemporary environmental literature, and for good reason. It reminds us that all creation, human and other-than-human, is interconnected. At a time when life on this planet is faltering in every possible way, Dr. Kimmerer gently points out that our own flourishing depends on the flourishing of planetary systems that we are barely beginning to understand.

Addressing climate change and biodiversity loss on a planet with eight billion human residents won’t be simple. How to grow affordable food without using petrochemical fertilizers and pesticides that poison pollinators, for example, is a challenge. How to build enough housing for human beings without also disrupting natural ecosystems is a challenge. Such things are doable, though they won’t be easy.

But there are easy things we can do at no real cost to ourselves. We can eat more vegetables and less animal protein. We can cultivate native plants. We can seek out products that aren’t packaged in plastic, spend less time in cars and airplanes, raise the thermostat in the summer and lower it in the winter. As Dr. Kimmerer points out in “The Serviceberry,” her forthcoming book, “We live in a time when every choice matters.”

In that context, surely, we can give up fireworks. Of all the little pleasures that give life meaning and joy, surely fireworks don’t come close to the top of the list, and it costs us nothing to give them up. This is one case in which doing the right thing requires no significant sacrifice, one case in which doing the right thing has an immediate, noticeable, undeniably positive effect on a suffering world.

The conflation of selfishness with patriotism is the thing I have the hardest time accepting about our political era. Maybe we have the right to eat a hamburger or drive the biggest truck on the market or fire off bottle rockets deep into the night on the Fourth of July, but it doesn’t make us good Americans to do such things. How can it possibly be “American” to look at the damage that fireworks can cause — to the atmosphere, to forests, to wildlife, to our own beloved pets, to ourselves — and shrug?

The truly American thing would be to join together to make every change we can reasonably make to alleviate the suffering of our fellow creatures, human and other-than-human alike. The truly American thing would be to plant a victory garden large enough to encompass the entire natural world.

Margaret Renkl, a contributing Opinion writer, is the author of the books “The Comfort of Crows: A Backyard Year,” “Graceland, at Last” and “Late Migrations.”

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I will be setting up three hundred bottle rockets in a window box and firing the fucking things off like an MLRS. I will set up a second window box full of them if the screeching continues.

Because MURICA.
 
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"It's a JEW on a wagon!"




"Enough With the Fireworks Already!"

Only New York Jews say 'already' after every sentiment, and other Jews across the country mimic it. Anyone not actually a Jew who uses this sentence structure should shampoo my crotch.
 
I have dogs myself and I would like to say go fuck yourself, its shit like this that builds character for them.
Pretty sure at least 80% of these people trained their dog to be afraid by babying them. Especially if they got them as puppies.

We just told our dogs to shut the fuck up, in the exact same way we did if they barked at a bird outside, the doorbell ringing, or a thunderstorm. The lack of stress we had communicated that it wasn’t a big deal, and all of them generally sleep through it now. They might bark at an especially loud one but we don’t start hyperventilating and freaking out about the dogs barking, and they settle back down.
 
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I will be setting up three hundred bottle rockets in a window box and firing the fucking things off like an MLRS. I will set up a second window box full of them if the screeching continues.

Because MURICA.
I've always preferred the roman candle Gatling gun. Just tape a bunch of them together and light em all at once.
 
These are the same as the misophonia crew. They make themselves more and more fragile and expect everyone to become as sensitized as they are.
Yes, if these types of people had their way we'd be forced to shake our hands in the air like those idiots at the Democratic Socialists of America conventions. My neighbor's yippy ass dog that barks 365 days a year causes much more noise pollution than a couple of days of fireworks.
 
Fireworks were the best part of the 4th as a kid, there were no presents, the food was just BBQ, what else you get to look forward to besides fireworks? not like you can get drunk when you're 7.
My neighbor's yippy ass dog that barks 365 days a year causes much more noise pollution than a couple of days of fireworks.
I got 3 of those around me, I should get some of those ukranian drones...
 
If I have to put up with your goddamn streetlights and building-signs after dark 365 days a year, you can put up with one night of sparkles.
 
Maybe we have the right to eat a hamburger or drive the biggest truck on the market or fire off bottle rockets deep into the night on the Fourth of July, but it doesn’t make us good Americans to do such things

I see, she hates everything.

Dogs also don't like construction noises and most dogs don't like it when someone gets too close to the home. Shit happens, and dogs get freaked out. It's your honor to mitigate that for them and not leave them out in a yard they can escape from.

Wait until she finds out that most off-time fireworks are launched by mexicans. :story:
My city turned into a warzone last year. With cars full of nignogs shooting mortars out the windows at people, into car windows, and bars. I still don't think we should ban them.
So the solution is to sell fireworks to Whites and Asians.

"You must be this pale to purchase and operate our goods."

"AW SHIEEET"
 
If you want to see fireworks go to a live event
And what if someone who lives near the live event has precious furbabies who get spooked?

There used to be lots of fireworks shows in London for Guy Fawkes, but now you've got to buy tickets for them and you're not allowed to bring your own drinks and food and instead must get ripped off by the vendors - not to mention some of them are doing "laser shows" now. Growing up we always did fireworks in the back garden and you could play with sparklers (which you can't do in public events). I'd get motivated to become a single issue voter if someone tried to crack down on private firework displays and instead require people to cough up months in advance for a ticket to go get ripped off.

I'm sorry your cats got spooked by loud noises. My cat gets spooked by loud noises, including me doing the hoovering, the TV when it first turns on and people sneezing unexpectedly. The good news is, it's a cat. It doesn't really matter if it gets spooked because it will get over it.
 
Pretty sure at least 80% of these people trained their dog to be afraid by babying them. Especially if they got them as puppies.

We just told our dogs to shut the fuck up, in the exact same way we did if they barked at a bird outside, the doorbell ringing, or a thunderstorm. The lack of stress we had communicated that it wasn’t a big deal, and all of them generally sleep through it now. They might bark at an especially loud one but we don’t start hyperventilating and freaking out about the dogs barking, and they settle back down.
I have a guardian breed, so allowing her to freak out over everything is a disaster waiting to happen. She cares about the doorbell, but not for protection reasons. She thinks it means she got something from Chewy. Can't even say the word chewy around her without her going nuts. Wouldn't be surprised if she assumed any stranger carrying a box was carrying a box containing treats and toys.

She hates vaccums except the robot vacuum. She loves robot vacuums because she treats them like animals she needs to herd. If the robot seems to be getting in trouble, she starts bossing it around. If it's doing its job, she lays somewhere and keeps an ear out. Great way to get her tired before bed. Another thing I did to make her like it is talk to the machine like it was a pet.

A lot of issues with dogs freaking out over things can be fixed by just not turning the situation into a crisis or cooing over the dog when a harmless thing freaks them out. Don't even need to be a hardass about it. You could turn it into a game like I did with the roomba. You could scatter treats to associate that sound with treats. You could just not react.
 
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Every pet we’ve had has not given a shit about bonfire night fireworks. I get that some pets get twitchy but put them in a quieter room, and ask your vet for a mild sedative if needed, and perhaps sit with said beloved pet if required?
It’s a couple of days a year (new year and bonfire night here) and you just deal with it. We have amazing fireworks where I live, just let people live a little
That’s what you’re always telling us isn’t it? Just let people be?
The largest accumulation of trash I've ever seen in one place was after an Earth Day event in a local park. And I'm not even talking about the people attending!
Glastonbury this year had a bunch of hippies scolding people for not letting the borders be open, while surrounded by miles of high fencing and arresting anyone who tried to jump the fence. And the entire place is knee deep in rubbish when people leave, left by the same hippies who have spent the weekend chastising people for green causes.
Meanwhile I’m a baddie for saying we should be building more nuclear plants and never dropping even a tiny piece of litter.
 
tl;dr: commie dogfucker has an opinion, boo hoo hoo.

Choke on my star-spangled nuts you waste of oxygen. If I want to celebrate my independence by blasting a crater into my front lawn and burning down part of my house I Goddamn will.
 
I remember when in 2020 and 2021 Americans were told they can't go outside and shoot off fireworks in LA and the entire country lit up that weekend with fireworks the entire weekend.
 
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