Epic Games General Thread - Its time to talk about what the AAA gaming industry does not understand about the PC console.

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Looks like somebody has been making a small fortune off of exceptional people.

How hard is it to write a clear, cut, professional and truthful message while having a punching bag next to you?

Gamers have gotten better of smelling bullshit from miles away, which seems to have gotten a few companies in a panic.
 
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How hard is it to write a clear, cut, professional and truthful message while having a punching bag next to you?

Gamers have gotten better of smelling bullshit from miles away, which seems to have gotten a few companies in a panic.
Reporting things as-is would eliminate the personality of the writer, which they obviously want to flaunt and beat you over the head with, so they attempt to make themselves more valuable by stretching it out as much as possible to fill a page.
 
So...it's a half exclusive? ...Ish?
Wasn't this also the case with the new Anno game? In that it's available on UPlay and exclusively on Epic store.

Looks like somebody has been making a small fortune off of exceptional people.

There isn't an omegalul big enough! How absolutely fucked as a person do you have to be to have Rami Ismael of all people to proofread your statements?
 
They, unlike most of their recent developers, actually took the high road and basically just said "Look, the game's development is troubled, Epic offered us money to actually finish the thing, we understand and we're sorry, but it was either get the exclusive or slow production to a crawl".
Now this is the kind of honesty I'm looking for. It sucks but just admitting you needed the money is completely understandable

They say they want to bring it to Epic Games Store for "new ventures" and for "more people to experience Magic".

Even though the game is F2P. And has its own separate launcher. And it's something you can still download right now on the main site right now. So...it's a half exclusive? ...Ish?

...So why on Earth would you ever use the Epic Games Launcher over an actual functioning launcher for a single game?
This though, this is weird. It's a F2P game, they don't have an excuse not to release everywhere, especially if they're trying to push that "more people to experience Magic" bullshit line. Did they just hustle Epic for those exclusive bucks?
 
Now this is the kind of honesty I'm looking for. It sucks but just admitting you needed the money is completely understandable


This though, this is weird. It's a F2P game, they don't have an excuse not to release everywhere, especially if they're trying to push that "more people to experience Magic" bullshit line. Did they just hustle Epic for those exclusive bucks?
It is very weird. I haven't fired up MTGA in a while... now I wonder if the launcher will function if it doesn't detect Epic Chinese Spyware Games Store on my computer. Hmm. To quote the Bearded One, I'll be in touch.
 
This though, this is weird. It's a F2P game, they don't have an excuse not to release everywhere, especially if they're trying to push that "more people to experience Magic" bullshit line. Did they just hustle Epic for those exclusive bucks?

Epic Game Store was probably an easy move as they're a launcher with a large install base that likes free games and does not have a competing card game (Steam has Artifact, GOG has Gwent, Blizzard has Hearthstone, etc). It's basically free money for the MTG folks.
 
Epic Game Store was probably an easy move as they're a launcher with a large install base that likes free games and does not have a competing card game (Steam has Artifact, GOG has Gwent, Blizzard has Hearthstone, etc). It's basically free money for the MTG folks.
That's a fair point, but how many of them actually care about MTG and how many just won't use the launcher directly from the site? I assume most people who care about MTG already got their fix. But like you said, free money
 
DARQ's developer is currently getting attacked by rabid EGS fanboys, thanks in part to this Kotaku article.
Ironic that Kotaku claims Epic Games is supposedly taboo to the point where developers are getting harassed and need an Epic Games Store safe space support center, yet has no problem trying to pull the same shit on another developer for just being honest. With a nice little bit of misinformation about the developer/Steam cut in a vapid attempt to make Steam look worse than it actually is acting as the sour cherry on top of this warm heaping shit cake.

Journali$m at it$ fine$t! Hell, they even call the EGS a "golden ticket" that will cause shame for the Steam users who "sign a deal with the devil"! Like some autistic reverse psych method to try and replicate the outrage caused by EGS to go in the other direction, without actually changing any of the arguments.

And them saying Unfold Games somehow used the e-mails to "shame Epic Games for the TOXIC G A Y M U R points" is their best attempt at doing this! :story:

I really shouldn't be shocked, but I've just never seen the shilling and comment worship so blatant for a company that's so horrendously structured; comparing EGS to heaven is by far the stupidest, and yet most hilarious, thing I've read all day.
 
DARQ's developer is currently getting attacked by rabid EGS fanboys, thanks in part to this Kotaku article.
Ironic that Kotaku claims Epic Games is supposedly taboo to the point where developers are getting harassed and need an Epic Games Store safe space support center, yet has no problem trying to pull the same shit on another developer for just being honest. With a nice little bit of misinformation about the developer/Steam cut in a vapid attempt to make Steam look worse than it actually is acting as the sour cherry on top of this warm heaping shit cake.

Journali$m at it$ fine$t! Hell, they even call the EGS a "golden ticket" that will cause shame for the Steam users who "sign a deal with the devil"! Like some autistic reverse psych method to try and replicate the outrage caused by EGS to go in the other direction, without actually changing any of the arguments.

And them saying Unfold Games somehow used the e-mails to "shame Epic Games for the TOXIC G A Y M U R points" is their best attempt at doing this! :story:

I really shouldn't be shocked, but I've just never seen the shilling and comment worship so blatant for a company that's so horrendously structured; comparing EGS to heaven is by far the stupidest, and yet most hilarious, thing I've read all day.
It gets even better. They didn't even have the percentages right in their shillpiece at first.
https://twitter.com/Kotaku/status/1164246507027140609 https://archive.is/Ahtdn
Kotaku on Twitter_ __My word means something__ an indie dev elaborate_ - twitter.com.png
 
It gets even better. They didn't even have the percentages right in their shillpiece at first.
Professional Journalism. It's sometimes hard to Google something, you know, and it takes like, at least a minute. Could be like, shopping online and playing mahjong instead.

That being said, apart from the obvious "Golden Ticket" (do they not perform a simple idiot-test on their shills?) it's slightly less biased than i expected a Kotaku article to be.
...I guess expect the worst and you'll at least sometimes be pleasantly surprised.
 
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it's nice to know this thread is becoming shitting on rami for his retarded opinions on games dev and the epic store. also good to know he'll continue to call audiences and consumers of the products he shills assholes
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I mean, they don't even explore the reasons Steam takes a 30% cut. Epic cannot offer the features Steam has. Ever. People think it will be parity? Fucking lol. Do you see Epic developing their own multiplayer API? Or integrated mod support where you can install/uninstall? Forums? Free Anti-Cheat? NOPE. Its 'HURR MY INDIE DEV FRIENDS ARE MAKING BANK STEAM BADLOLZ'. Your indie dev friends are going to find out none of the shit is available on Steam and are going to have to use a huge chunk of that Epic money to do it themselves.

EGS is a fucking gilded cage, not a golden ticket. The gold rubs off rather easily and you have to pay to replace it. On top of that, you're restricted from the outside world. There are ignorant indie devs who see this money and hop over, expecting Steamworks features and then find nothing. Then they're bound by NDA to suck Epic's cock and are stuck.

This article is so. fucking. disingenuous. ''Hugely popular" HAHAHAHHAAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA No. Completely wrong.
 
The borderlands YouTube channel announced a Fortnite crossover. The like to dislike ratio and comments are over reacting just a smidge.
 
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