Careercow Eric Garland - TIME FOR SOME GAME THEORY

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A lot of Eric Garland's craziness has been beaten to death, but this one is one a lot of people probably haven't touched:

Flowers For Sonichu said:
He blocked me on Twitter so it is hard to keep track of him (it would be nice if other people got off their ass and dug up content) but here is a gem from 2012

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Not only is Eric Garland a hypocrite for spouting off about RT, he also doesn't know a shred about macroeconomics.
 
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Eric is clearly having some sort of psychotic or schizophrenic episode or something, dude just keeps going and going and going with the tweets, and when any event pops up, he immediately incorporates it into his manic fever episodes.

I previously mentioned somewhere on here that I had to deal with a friend going through a brief psychotic episode, which is basically being a schizo for 1-2 days, and Eric's Twitter ramblings remind me a lot of that experience.
 
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The mentions are great. Most of these people are internet comedians

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Varg Did Nothing Wrong said:
Can someone remind me why people take this dude seriously again?
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He wrote some insane 5-million tweet thread about how Russia got Trump elected which a bunch of stupid people fell for and shared around unironically and has been coasting off that since.

At this point his 'fans' are either people who followed him after that thread and haven't paid any attention to him since or retards who are just as deranged as he is who believe the plot of Modern Warfare 3 is going to happen in reality. That and trolls.
 
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The hottest take on Kanye's support for Trump:
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I assume his "sources" are the voices he hears during his psychotic episodes.
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He kept going. I love how it's always "get back to me in a year/6 months", it's almost like he knows he's making it all up and wants to buy time.

I really wish that someone would confront him on his year-old stuff, I bet there's some good milk in there.
 

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Eric Garland was funny for a while, but god damn if he hasn't become the personification of "are you still going?".

I'm not even entirely sure he's not just a troll at this point. Maybe he actually sincerely meant what he said at one point, but nobody unironically says "the cyberpolice are gon' getchu, russian troll!" for like two straight years
 
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I didn't see this posted in the ocean of retarded tweets but I just want this on the record.

xxXDxx said:
Eric Garland was funny for a while, but god damn if he hasn't become the personification of "are you still going?".

I'm not even entirely sure he's not just a troll at this point. Maybe he actually sincerely meant what he said at one point, but nobody unironically says "the cyberpolice are gon' getchu, russian troll!" for like two straight years
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You don't know people in real life that are similar to this? The derangement syndrome is pretty common stuff.
 
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What exactly does this man do besides vomit his schizophrenic delusions onto Twitter? Does he have a job somewhere? Is he a welfare leech?
 
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What exactly does this man do besides vomit his schizophrenic delusions onto Twitter? Does he have a job somewhere? Is he a welfare leech?
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Read the OP

Timecube said:
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I assume his "sources" are the voices he hears during his psychotic episodes.
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neural said:
He kept going. I love how it's always "get back to me in a year/6 months", it's almost like he knows he's making it all up and wants to buy time.

I really wish that someone would confront him on his year-old stuff, I bet there's some good tard cum in there.
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You both omitted the best part

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You both omitted the best part

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I love how he uses random Russian words to try and seem like he knows what he's talking about, at this point, I honestly don't get what he's aiming at, when fucking Gizmodo ridicules you, that pretty much means the #woke crow are done with you.. So what the fuck is left for him out of all this autism?
 
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