Artcow Erik "Taz" Mokracek / MollyHaleIsMyFriend / MGHSHour / CowboyErik and Anti-Classix - How an autistic 40-something attracts the attention of a whole slew of other autists

[PsychoNerd054]

Edit: Doxes for Anti-Classix Members

I DESERVE TO BE FREE!!!

I ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH!

Introduction

Erik Mokracek is a geeky 38-year-old man who has some rather weird tastes. Like, really, really weird tastes. Particularly, he has weird obsessions with in children from obscure cartoons from the 80s and 90s and game shows. Erik likes to make a bunch of YouTube videos and DeviantArt pictures that are made primarily of stock images, most of which are about little kids from very obscure cartoons doing all kind of weird shenanigans. He does this so much to the point where it's fucking creepy. Besides the videos and pictures, he makes a lot of scat fetish fanfiction which include said characters.

Hello, My Name Is Erik Mokracek; I Am 37 Years Old, I Live In Waretown, I Like Going To The Mall, Browsing Through EBay, I Enjoy Bowling, Internet, Video Games, Cooking, Playing With Toys, And Going Out To Eat. My Favorite Restaurant Is Charlie Brown's Steakhouse, It Has Good Salad And A Pretty Darn Good Menu, My Dad Passed Away In 2002, In 2006 Cassie And Her Kids Moved In, ARGH! In My Spare Time I Tape Game Shows And Look For Game Show Tape Traders; Besides Game Shows And GSN, I Like Dragon Tales, Pokemon, And Other Cartoons, I Like Song Writing And Playing The Piano, I Earn Big Money For Doing My Chores; Such As Walk The Dogs, Take Out The Recycling And The Trash; Another Thing I Enjoy Is Swimming In The Summer In My Pool, And I Also Like Making Websites And Groups On Old TV Stations And Networks, Old Cars, Etc. All The Yahoogroup Links Are Located At http://classix.ucoz.net/classix/AllGroups.htm To Those Who Want To Join Them, But Must Follow The Rules Or Get Banned; Same rules apply at my message boards at http://classix.ucoz.net/classix/Boards.htm

Art and Videos

Now, normally I don't do this, but I legitimately have nothing to say for this part of the thread, other than I'm actually pretty amazed how much his art reveals about himself. I'm not kidding. The shit this guy makes is so crazy that any kind of commentary I could make simply wouldn't enhance how batshit insane it is. In this part, the thread literally writes itself. By the way, it appears this guy closed his YouTube account, but luckily, YouTube user JuniorFanReturns mirrored almost all of the videos he's made.

Spoiler: Erik's Art

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Spoiler: Fanfiction Horrors

Spoiler: Bad Case of the Chocolate Pears

Molly was having a very bad case of the chocolate pears. she tried her hardest to stop doing chocolate pears in her pants.

"I can't stop doing poo-poo in my pants" said Molly.

Molly marched around her room, suddenly a chocolate pear dropped into her pants.

Molly marched to her little bench and sat down, she squashed her chocolate pear.

Molly threw her squashed chocolate pear in the toilet, wiped herself and changed her underwear and got redressed.

The drum from the Tale Spin bumper came from her butt.

"Excuse Me" said Molly.

"At least I don't get spanked for that" said Molly.

Kit Cloudkicker was busy playing video games

KIt read a book saying that eating berries can reduce chocolate pear proneness.

Molly ate berries her chocolate pear proneness was gone.

Kit Cloudkicker returned to playing video games.

The drum from the Tale Spin bumper came from her butt.

"Excuse Me" said Molly.

Molly marched around her room, suddenly a chocolate pear dropped into her pants.

Molly marched to her little bench and sat down, she squashed her chocolate pear.

Molly threw her squashed chocolate pear in the toilet, wiped herself and changed her underwear and got redressed.

"You're Excused" said Kit Cloudkicker.

"I can't stop doing poo-poo in my pants" said Molly.

Molly marched around her room, suddenly a chocolate pear dropped into her pants.

Molly marched to her little bench and sat down, she squashed her chocolate pear.

Molly threw her squashed chocolate pear in the toilet, wiped herself and changed her underwear and got redressed.

"My Tummy Hurts" said Molly.

Molly marched around her room, suddenly a chocolate pear dropped into her pants.

Molly marched to her little bench and sat down, she squashed her chocolate pear.

"I did poo-poo in my pants" said Molly.

Molly threw her squashed chocolate pear in the toilet, wiped herself and changed her underwear and got redressed.

Molly ate berries her chocolate pear proneness was gone.

"Eat plenty of berries, Molly" said Kit Cloudkicker.

Molly agreed to eat plenty of berries.

Molly ate tons and tons of berries.

"How's my little sweetheart?" said Rebecca.

"Just Fine" said Molly.

"I did poo-poo in my pants twice today" Molly added.

"That's OK" said Rebecca.

"I won't spank you for that" Rebecca added.

Molly ate tons and tons of berries.

"My Tummy Hurts" said Molly.

Molly marched around her room, suddenly a chocolate pear dropped into her pants.

Molly marched to her little bench and sat down, she squashed her chocolate pear.

"I did poo-poo in my pants" said Molly.

Molly threw her squashed chocolate pear in the toilet, wiped herself and changed her underwear and got redressed.

"Why does our poo-poo always come out as pears?" asked Molly.

"We are bears" said Rebecca.

"Just like dragons pooping out wagons" said Molly.

"Right" said Rebecca.

"And those whose last name is ketchum pooping out ketchup" said Kit Cloudkicker

"All Chocolate" Molly Added.

"Right, guys" said Rebecca.

"My Tummy Hurts" said Molly.

Molly marched around her room, suddenly a chocolate pear dropped into her pants.

Molly marched to her little bench and sat down, she squashed her chocolate pear.

"I did poo-poo in my pants" said Molly.

Molly threw her squashed chocolate pear in the toilet, wiped herself and changed her underwear and got redressed.

Rebecca changed Molly and powdered and wiped her.

Rebecca gave Molly some tummyache medicine and some berries

Molly ate tons and tons of berries, her chocolate pear proneness was gone.

At dinner, they ate spaghetti and salad

"Don't fart at the table, Molly" said Rebecca.

After dinner Kit Cloudkicker played video games.

Molly marched around her room, suddenly a chocolate pear dropped into her pants.

Molly marched to her little bench and sat down, she squashed her chocolate pear.

"I did poo-poo in my pants" said Molly.

Molly threw her squashed chocolate pear in the toilet, wiped herself and changed her underwear and got redressed.

The drum from the Tale Spin bumper came from her butt.

"Excuse Me" said Molly.

"You're Excused" said Kit Cloudkicker.

Molly took her medicine and drifted off to sleep.

Molly cleaned up her toys the next morning.

The drum from the Tale Spin bumper came from her butt.

"Excuse Me" said Molly.

"You're Excused" said Kit Cloudkicker.

Molly danced herself to the bathroom to brush her teeth after breakfast.

The drum from the Tale Spin bumper came from her butt.

"Excuse Me" said Molly.

"You're Excused" said Kit Cloudkicker.

Molly marched around her room, suddenly a chocolate pear dropped into her pants.

Molly marched to her little bench and sat down, she squashed her chocolate pear.

Molly threw her squashed chocolate pear in the toilet, wiped herself and changed her underwear and got redressed.

Molly was all cleaned up and she took her medicine and her chocolate pear proneness was gone.

The drum from the Tale Spin bumper came from her butt.

"Excuse Me" said Molly.

Rebecca and Molly Danced

The drum from the Tale Spin bumper came from her butt.

"Excuse You" said Rebecca.

The drum from the Tale Spin bumper came from her butt.

"Excuse You Again" said Rebecca.

Molly marched around the living room, suddenly a chocolate pear dropped into her pants.

Molly marched to the couch and sat down, she squashed her chocolate pear.

Molly threw her squashed chocolate pear in the toilet, wiped herself and changed her underwear and got redressed.

Molly was cleaned up and wiped and changed.

Molly was playing with her toys and Kit Cloudkicker was playing his video games

Molly felt she had to do a chocolate pear.

Molly danced herself to the bathroom to sit on the toilet.

A chocolate pear dropped into the toilet.

Molly wiped herself good and flushed and washed her hands.

Molly danced back to her desk to sit down and color.

Molly ate plenty of fruit and berries, her chocolate pear proness was gone forever.

THE END

(Archive: http://archive.li/nU7hZ)

Spoiler: Dulcy's Bad Case

Tails was sent to bed early by Sally with 10 hard spankings on his rear end.

"Young Man, I Hope Those Hard Spankings Have Taught You A Lesson In Using That Kind Of Language!" shouted Sally angrily.

"Yes, Sally, I Understand" said Tails sadly.

"I Hope You're Sorry" said Sally.

"I Am" said Tails sadly.

"OK You're Grounded Tomorrow, All Day In Your Room." Said Sally.

"OK" said Tails.

Sally put all of Tails' toys in the closet

"No More Swearing, OK?" said Sally.

"OK" said Tails

Sally closed the door gently and went on an adventure with sonic and the others.

"I hope my new clothes will not get dirty" said Dulcy.

Snively had candy bars and fed them to Dulcy.

"No Thanks" said Dulcy.

"I insist" said Dr. Robotnik.

Suddenly Dulcy started doing chocolate wagons.

"You know what Tails just said?" asked Sally.

"No, What?" said Sonic.

"I'll tell you what he said" said Sally.

Sally whispered what Tails said in Sonic's ear.

Sonic screamed.

"Not That Word!" yelled Sonic.

"Yes, That Word" said Sally.

"Where did he hear it?" asked Sonic.

"I Don't Know" said Sally.

Tails sat in his bed the next morning thinking about what he said.

"Why would Tails say a word like that?" said Bunny

"It just slipped out." said Sally.

"I am sure he will learn his lesson." said Bunny.

"Did Tails Rinse His Mouth Out After You Washed It Out With Soap?" asked Sonic.

"Yes" said Sally.

Dulcy was there, she had the bad case of the chocolate wagons.

Dulcy wore clothes.

"I Can't stop doing poo-poo in my pants" said Dulcy.

Dulcy tried eating dragonberries, it did not work.

Dulcy still had the bad case of the chocolate wagons.

Tails just had his meals and fell asleep after his dinner, he did not have dessert.

Sally came home to check on tails.

"I hope you know now that swear words are not OK to use" said Sally.

"I learned my lesson" said Tails.

"What's wrong with Dulcy?" asked Tails.

"She has the bad case of the chocolate wagons" said Sally.

"What's a chocolate wagon?" asked Tails.

"That's how dragons go #2, dear" said Sally.

"They look just like a toy wagon that I pull like a radio flyer" said Tails.

"Right, only soft, warm, solid and brown" said Sally.

"I hope you will never again say the F-Dash-Dash-Dash word" said Sally.

"Is Darn and Heck OK?" asked Tails.

"Yes" said Sally.

"How About "Son Of A Gun"?" said Tails.

"Yes, that phrase is fine" said Sally.

Sally hugged Tails and Tails went back to sleep.

Tails ate ice cream then went back to sleep.

Dulcy still had the bad case of the chocolate wagons

"How are we going to stop Dulcy's bad case of the chocolate wagons?" asked Tails.

"I don't know" said Sally.

"These chocolate wagons are not chocolate, Tails" said Sonic.

There were chocolate wagons everywhere

"Don't eat them, Tails" warned Sally.

Sonic, Tails, Bunny, Sally and the rest picked up all of Dulcy's chocolate wagons and put them in the porterpotty

Dulcy ate chocolade which made her bad case worse.

The gang washed their hands with soap and water because they handled all of Dulcy's chocolate waogns.

They all ate cake and went back to work.

Dulcy tried Dragonberries and Dragon Fruit and her bad case went away slowly.

"Don't just stand there, Snively, feed Dulcy more candy bars" ordered Dr. Robotnik.

Snively did just that then Dulcy's bad case was back

"Bad case of what?" asked Tails.

"The chocolate wagons". said Sally.

"I Can't stop doing poo-poo in my pants" said Dulcy.

Dulcy tried eating dragonberries, it did not work.

Dulcy still had the bad case of the chocolate wagons.

"How are we going to stop Dulcy's bad case of the chocolate wagons?" asked Tails.

"I don't know" said Sally.

"These chocolate wagons are not chocolate, Tails" said Sonic.

There were chocolate wagons everywhere

"Don't eat them, Tails" warned Sally.

Sonic, Tails, Bunny, Sally and the rest picked up all of Dulcy's chocolate wagons and put them in the porterpotty

Dulcy ate chocolade which made her bad case worse.

The gang washed their hands with soap and water because they handled all of Dulcy's chocolate wagons.

They all ate cake and went back to work.

Dulcy tried Dragonberries and Dragon Fruit and her bad case went away slowly.

The gang continued feeding dulcy dragonberries and dragon fruit

"It's working!" said Sonic.

"NO! NO! NO!" yelled Dr. Robotnik.

"But, sir" said Snively"

"EAT CANDY BARS, YOU STUPID DRAGON!" yelled Dr. Robotnik.

Dulcy was fed more candy bars, her bad case of the chocolate wagons was back.

"Bad case of what?" asked Tails.

"The chocolate wagons". said Sally.

"I Can't stop doing poo-poo in my pants" said Dulcy.

Dulcy tried eating dragonberries, it did not work.

Dulcy still had the bad case of the chocolate wagons.

"How are we going to stop Dulcy's bad case of the chocolate wagons?" asked Tails.

"I don't know" said Sally.

"These chocolate wagons are not chocolate, Tails" said Sonic.

There were chocolate wagons everywhere

"Don't eat them, Tails" warned Sally.

Sonic, Tails, Bunny, Sally and the rest picked up all of Dulcy's chocolate wagons and put them in the porterpotty

Dulcy ate chocolade which made her bad case worse.

The gang washed their hands with soap and water because they handled all of Dulcy's chocolate wagons.

They all ate cake and went back to work.

Dulcy tried Dragonberries and Dragon Fruit and her bad case went away slowly.

The gang continued feeding dulcy dragonberries and dragon fruit

"It's working!" said Sonic.

Dulcy's bad case of the chocolate wagons was gone, Dulcy was changed and wiped and powdered then Dulcy sat down and ate fruit.

"OH! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!" yelled Dr. Robotnik.

Snively washed Dr. Robotnik's mouth with soap

"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" yelled Dr. Robotnik as he spit and rinsed out

"YOU IDIOT! DULCY'S CHOCOLATE WAGON BAD CASE IS GONE! I CAN'T TRUST YOU DOING THINGS RIGHT!" yelled Dr. Robotnik.

Sally hugged Tails and Tails went back to sleep.

Tails ate ice cream then went back to sleep.

Tails learned not to swear and would never swear again.

THE END

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Spoiler: Parody Songs

Spoiler: Everybody loves to Watch Dragon Tales

Welcome To TV Land;
Barney Miller, And Three's Company;
Newlywed Game, And 60 Minutes;
And Land Of The Lost Never Fails;
Everybody Loves To Watch Dragon Tales;
Emmy Wears A Nice Blue Dress;
Max Has A Cute Voice, He's Funny Too;
He's Best Friends With Ord The Big Blue Dragon;
He Tries To Be Brave; And He's A Nice Dragon;
Everybody Loves To Watch Dragon Tales;
It As Great As Going To The Mall;
Cassie's Voice Is The Cutest Of All;
Zak Is Calm And Free;
Wheezie Is Wild And The Both Fight;
Everybody Loves To Watch Dragon Tales;
They Watch Captain Kangaroo;
Mr. Rogers And Phil Donahue;
Fame And The Addams Family;
Everybody Loves To Watch Dragon Tales;
Johnny Carson And The Brady Bunch;
The Price Is Right And Wheel Of Fortune;
Welcome To TV Land;
Barney Miller, And Three's Company;
Newlywed Game, And 60 Minutes;
And Land Of The Lost Never Fails;
Everybody Loves To Watch Dragon Tales;
Emmy Wears A Nice Blue Dress;
Max Has A Cute Voice, He's Funny Too;
He's Best Friends With Ord The Big Blue Dragon;
He Tries To Be Brave; And He's A Nice Dragon;
Everybody Loves To Watch Dragon Tales;
It As Great As Going To The Mall;
Cassie's Voice Is The Cutest Of All;
Zak Is Calm And Free;
Wheezie Is Wild And The Both Fight;
Everybody Loves To Watch Dragon Tales;
They Watch Captain Kangaroo;
Mr. Rogers And Phil Donahue;
Fame And The Addams Family;
Everybody Loves To Watch Dragon Tales

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Spoiler: Spaceship Movie Theater 5000

In A Not So Distant Future,
2020 A.D.
There Was Somebody Just Like Me,
I Did A Good Job Cleaning Up The Place,
I Decided To Quit And Go Off Into Space,
I Took With Me Tons Of Movies,
The Best I Can Find )La La La La),
I Can Sit Down And Watch Them All,
And Keep Bad Stuff Off My Mind,
I Can't Vontrol When The Movies Begin Or End (La La La La),
I Used Those Special Parts,
To Make My Child Friends,
Child Friend Role Call
Penny, Jeccica, Among Others,
I Have TV Dinners And Soft Drinks,
Popcorn And Other Movie Snacks,
I Have All The Movies,
I Am Ready To Relax,
For Spaceship Movie Theater 5000!

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Spoiler: Videos

Classix

Finally, Erik here believes that he owns some fictional broadcasting service known simply as Classix. At least from what I've found out, this proposed network that he's been dreaming up all of his life is supposed to show nothing but Game-shows. Not much is known about this particular broadcast, mainly because Erik never really explains the concept of it coherently. Thankfully, a much older post made by @Super Collie on the Closing Logos Group Thread did allow for some pointers. Unfortunately though, half of the stuff she discussed has been deleted or taken down, so the best I could do is essentially base this off of what was described in said post.

Said program would have broadcasted such gems as:

• Ash Ketchum Feud
• Digimon: Tai's Date
• The Emmy Show
• You Can't do that at Wal-Mart!

DOB: 19 September, 1980
Hometown: Waretown, NJ
Current E-mail: Jerseydevil33601@aol.com

Spoiler: Social Media Links

AmIRight: http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/eriktazmokracek.shtml (Archive: http://archive.li/ir4nK)
DeviantArt: https://mollyhaleismyfriend.deviantart.com/ (Archive: http://archive.li/VeB0S)
Encyclopedia Dramatica: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Erik_"Tazman"_Mokracek (Archive: http://archive.li/KXP9a)
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MGHSHour (Archive: http://archive.li/AXtt7)
Fanfiction.net: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2239609/MGHSHour (Archive: http://archive.li/qGHCp)
LiveJournal: https://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=psxgameworld (Archive: http://archive.li/22s8S)
PhotoBucket: http://s32.photobucket.com/user/CowboyErik/profile (Archive: )
ProBoards: http://tazsnewforums.proboards.com/ (Archive: http://archive.li/2C1JZ)
Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:MGHSHour&diff=842333619&oldid=630317327 (Archive: http://archive.li/pFWLV)

 

[Gordon Cole]

So, he's a Deviantard who also types like Jaden Smith? That's new.

 

[Lunete]

"0% pedophile"

If you have to constantly convince people of this, then it's probably not true.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

"0% pedophile"

If you have to constantly convince people of this, then it's probably not true.

This was a comment he made on a video where a little girl was shitting her pants.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

He reminds me of David 'Tpirman1982' Frangioso, except even less functional, with a glove compartment fetish instead of a street lamp fetish.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Men should never wear coconut bras.

 

[Slamerella]

This is the one time that I will unironically say "What did he mean by this" and acually mean this as a question.

Is he saying they're a kind of cheese because they're unique? Because they came from a cow? Because they can be eaten--
Oh.

 

[H4nzn0]

Apparently some guy made a series of videos on this guy. He gives a basic rundown of this guy in less than 6 minutes. This guy sounds like that Uber driver who yelled "GET OUT OF MY CAR!" Potentially NSFW.

Spoiler: "The Erik Mokracek Chronicles: Episode 1"

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Erik also appeared to have made an account on Encyclopedia Dramatica, making edits on the page on him:

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Goddammit, why am I getting so many Dev-catscratch vibes from this guy ?

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Recently, Taz has gotten on the verge of going bonkers over his trolls.

However, despite how laughable the presentation of the above responses are, some of his critics, such as JuniorFan and BoycottClassix2 aren't that much better when it comes to talking about him:

Spoiler: A-logging up the ass

Well, Erik, you decided to get all the accounts I made on DeviantArt removed that I have impersonated you except and including my main account, JRfandaranter, because you and your cronies/white knights did their job by having every existence of pics of your house removed including that ProBoards I made to dox your stupid ass! In fact, I feel my time has been wasted trying to get you removed off dA and the Internet because you are a retarded motherfucker who keeps posting your full name, Erik Mokracek, and where you live in Waretown, NJ on every and I mean every single forum and website you make and attend in the profile as it makes conditions for me and others to dox you much, much easier. Now, I am not going to share your dox information on this account because you are a waste of absolutely every particle of oxygen that exist on Earth, and you are lifeless sack of government entitled shit that needs to be removed entirely from this planet or hell, the entire Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies. It's funny that I was called a spammer by dA because I made like 3 or 4 sockpuppet accounts to troll your lard carcass and posted pics of your house in the same amount of times with your information, but it's okay for you to post "artwork" if you can call it that by pandering animated and anthropomorphic children with junk food, defunct stores, crappy game shows that were obsolete for at least 20 years, other brick and mortar places like convenience stores and malls, obsolete graphics on TV stations and obsolete TV Stations themselves, and awkward moments where some animated child is either crossing the street alone and that is considered a TV series or some random animated character steals from a teacher's desk. Not to mention, you spam the ever living crap out of your hundreds upon hundreds upon hundreds of ProBoards you have created, and yet, you delete and ban everyone who joins them and treat them like ghost towns. So, which is it asshole? Do you want people to join your shitty Boards or not because you are more flip-flopped than the states of Ohio and Iowa in Presidential Election Season? See, this is the kind of hypocritical nonsense that I talking about, and that is why I got fucking pissed today for what happened because dA can allow shitposts that are made on MS Paint in a matter of 5 minutes or less on their website as it is technically spam, but someone who is trying to remove you for legit reasons because you are a buffoon that makes artists who've been doing this content for many years look like an embarrassment for art that is completely out of place here where you got those who do and make commissions for a living. That's all I got to say about this. You can keep being the Terrible Trivium, and I will be Tock as I got productive things to do with my time then wasting away make fun of your dumbass, and if you get your cronies to sic on me for really nothing except this journal entry criticizing you, then it shows how much of a spineless jackass and coward you are. The way your cronies react to your posts are questionable at best because they see fighting against the Anti Classix Club is a waste of time. I am about 8 years younger than you; I have matured greatly over the past decade; and I've been going through alot of personal hurdles the past 5 years. Let's see how long you last without your mother weening your sorry government entitled carcass because she will not be around forever as I lost my Mom up in Goodlettsville last year, and she was the only parent I had left. In fact by your recent behavior if your mother died tomorrow, you would not live to see maybe your 38th birthday because you can't take criticism, and you live in a world were it is okay to talk about animated children taking a dump while calling their excrement retarded names that rhyme with the character you put in them. So, I have nothing else to say to you. You are a helpless cause, and like I said, I am done talking about you or this matter! Auf Wiedersehen, und verpissen sie sich!

(Archive: http://archive.is/oTTwv)

Spoiler: DON'T BLOCK THIS ACCOUNT!!!!

Thanks to you, and your supporting cronies, my original account got axed. All we were trying to do is critique your stuff. We're trying to straighten your ass out, and keep you on the narrow. And what do you do? Hire all your cronies to report my original account.

My response to you is this, Erik. You can't have your cake and eat it too. And we're not stealing any of what you call your "artwork", which, in my case, is NOT. And just as you are operating under the "Fair Use" guideline, we have a God-given right to reproduce your shit for the purpose of Fair Use criticism.

This time, DO NOT BLOCK, OR REPORT THIS ACCOUNT, OR THEY'LL BE SEVERE CONSEQUENCES. AND I DAMN-WELL MEAN IT!
AM I CLEAR ON THIS?

(Archive: http://archive.is/ePbSg)

Spoiler: Lol calm down!

You call all the shit you post on deviantArt "artwork"? Do you really consider your lousy copy-and-paste bullshit that you do in 5 minutes tops with MS Paint "artwork"? You know what we call it? Lousy copy-and-paste bullshit. That's what we call it. It's not artwork AT ALL!!

Oh, and you call your shit a "masterpiece"? I call it a PIECE OF SHIT! It's all half-assed shit.

For the umpteenth time, I do not give a dead horse's last shit what you say, who you are, and all else you can come up with. I don't give ANY shits about all your traits you list down as well.

And what in the names of everything holy is the goddamn purpose of animated children sitting and/or standing by their desks, crossing streets alone, stealing from toy stores, and other shit you force them to get away with? You damn-well better explain your pandering bullshit. I don't want to hear such shit from you as "don't criticize me", "stop antagonizing me", "all this is part of my imagination" and whatnot.

We see that you hired your cronies to axe Juniorfan's accounts on deviantArt, all because we're exposing your shit. Then you have the freakish audacity to say "I want to keep my personal info secret" and whatnot. My response is this. TOO FUCKING BAD!!! We've seen one too many goddamn skeletons in your closet. So you damn-well better bury those skeletons, and get the fuck on with your life.

I've said it once, and I'll say it again. You're nearing 38 years-old. Then you had the fucking galls to say "you like to play with little kids toys" at one time. For God's sake, GROW THE FUCK UP ALREADY!! And what in the fuck do you mean by "you were the only child since 1984"? What in the fuck ails your ass? I think this autism of yours is fogging your judgment. And it's been fogging your judgment for god knows how long. Maybe it's no wonder you ramble on like a complete lunatic.

Another thing. We here at Anti-Classix Club have seen a shit-ton of your LiveJournal entries. All listing your countless, useless forums that are now "ghost towns". WHAT IN THE FUCK GOAL DO THESE FORUMS ACHIEVE? These countless, useless forums serve NO FUCKING PURPOSE whatsoever. And you sit there day after day, night after night, throwing a babyish tantrum saying that "it's your God-given right to post what you want, and when you want".

So, please, do us all a huge favor, and GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS, GROW THE FUCK UP, AND GET A FUCKING LIFE ALREADY!! OWN UP TO ALL THE SHIT YOU'VE DONE IN THE PAST!! STOP WITH THIS PANDERING COPY-AND-PASTE BULLSHIT ALREADY!! THE INTERNET IS NOT A FUCKING LIFE-OR -DEATH ISSUE. YOUR PANDERING BULLSHIT ISN'T EITHER! JUST LET IT THE FUCK GO, AND GET THE FUCK ON WITH YOUR LIFE ALREADY!! DO SOMETHING MORE PRODUCTIVE FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE!! GET A REAL JOB!!

End of story.

(Archive: http://archive.is/Aql2t)

One a side note:

Cassie is finally moving out with her fiance and her kids, and I will soon have my office back; I am not going to miss Amanda visiting, Jen visiting or any of her friends coming to visit and destroy the house or them bringing their kids to destroy the house. I will be back to hungry-man meals with popcorn, drinks and movies, annd I will be able to sleep in darkness, and I will be able to cook, and there is so much cookware/bakeware, etc. I want for Christmas, I am almost 40 and I will still continue making the art, videos etc. that I make.

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[NARPASSWORD]

no one has been so deserving of a thread and a search warrant.

Especially a search warrant.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

There's more. Erik apparently befriended a six-year-old girl named Kimberly when he was 17. The way he describes the friendship is rather uncomfortable to say the least.

On May 1998, There Was 1 Girl That I Loved Very Much, She Was 6, And Her Name Was Kimberly, She Was Sitting Next To Me At Wayne's Birthday Party In 1998, She Became My Friend On The Afternoon Of May 29th At 4:45 pm, I Decided To Write A Song About Her In 1999, And It Is Track 10 Off "Friends Walking Piano Cake" And In The Summer Of 1998, Kimberly Turned 7, I Still Loved Her, In July I Went To The Planetarium And I Saw Her Pretty Blue Eyes After I Dropped Off My Lunch, The Carnival Was On August 12, I Was Getting Ready For The Carnival, I Gave Her A Hug On The Day Of August 12, 1998, On December 18, 1998. She Was In The Audience, I Said Hello To Her, And She Was Still My Friend, My Buddy, My Pal, My Companion, My Acquaintance, My Amigo. On March 10, 1999. She Was Sitting Next To Me At Bowling. She's Got A Lot Of Love In Me, Kimberly. She Was Happy To See Me, And She's Still My Friend, My Buddy, My Pal, My Companion, My Acquaintance, My Amigo, On May 24, 1999, She Was At The Bowling Party, She Was Excited To See Me, And I Was Excited To See Her, And She Was So Happy, And We Played, And I Won. And We Had Pizza And Ice Cream Cake. On The Friday Of The 1st Week Of Summer School In 1999, Kimberly And I Were At Alliare State Park, It Was So Much Fun, And She Was Happy. On Monday Kimberly Said Hello. We Went To Atlantic City, But, She Wasn't There. I Was Disappointed That She Didn't Show Up, Then On The Water Works Trip I Played In The Pool, So Did Kimberly. She Was 8 By Then, On December 17, 1999. Kimberly Was Happy To See Me, I Am Very Proud Of Kimberly, And On June 14, 2000. I Introduced My Mom To Her, And On The Water Works Trip When I Came Back, Kimberly Was There! And On March 7, 2001, Kimberly Was At The Bowling Party, And She Was Cheering Her Brother On, And On June 13th, Kimberly Was Watching The Show, And On August 9, 2001, Kimberly Was At The Water Park, And I Had Lunch With Her, And I Had A Lot Of Fun! And At The Carnival, I Talked To Kimberly, And That's The Story Of Kimberly!

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If that wasn't Islamic enough for ya, according to this same source, this girl was the second youngest friend he ever had, and he started having dreams of her since the 31st of May 1998. Make of that what you will. God only knows how his friendship with the other friend went.

 

[MysticMisty]

Okay so, I get that obviously he's not high functioning, but why did anyone think it was a good idea for him to be friends with little girls? His mom should have made a point that he should be friends with speds his own age, not little kids. And why did this girl's parents just not give a shit? I can only assume her brother was in his sped class and that's why she kept showing up, but even if he wasn't a pedo somebody should have stepped in and stopped this "friendship".

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Okay so, I get that obviously he's not high functioning, but why did anyone think it was a good idea for him to be friends with little girls? His mom should have made a point that he should be friends with speds his own age, not little kids. And why did this girl's parents just not give a shit? I can only assume her brother was in his sped class and that's why she kept showing up, but even if he wasn't a pedo somebody should have stepped in and stopped this "friendship".

I think it's because they thought he was so harmless he can't hurt a fly or some shit like that.

 

[HY 140]

Spoiler: A whole lotta Erik

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[PsychoNerd054]

Spoiler: Concatination Puzzles

 

[triangleboy]

Oh god I hadn't seen the fanfictions, ooooooooh boy

They remind me too much of the peepee poopoo man

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Oh god I hadn't seen the fanfictions, ooooooooh boy

They remind me too much of the peepee poopoo man

It's far worse than that.

Spoiler: Erik and Scatology

Erik always makes it perfectly clear that every character in his stories shit in very special ways. Bears shit pears, Ash Ketchum shits Ketchup, Dragons shit Ride Flyer wagons, and every other character shits bananas for some reason.

 

[wes]

His ddress is 87 Barnegat Beach; here's some more information that I gathered back in the Deviantart Horrors thread.

His PokeCommunity profile (archive, but not working completely) lists his AIM as Kimberly1798 and his Yahoo! Messenger as kimberly_1798. Not exactly the most useful information, but it could always come in handy, considering his internet footprint stretches a huge span of time. Erik using Kimberly in his screenames is :islamic: as fuck though.