Erin Reed / Anthony Reed II / @ErinInTheMorn / @ErinInTheMorning / @ErinInTheNight / _supernovasky_ / beholderseye / realitybias / AnonymousRabbit - post-op transbian Twitter/TikTok "activist" with bad fashion, giant Reddit tattoo. Former drug dealer with felony. Married to Zooey Simone Zephyr / Zachary Todd Raasch.

[AMHOLIO]

Who would choose this as a pfp? This look screams I've done something wrong and they're isn't a thing you can do about it...

That's likely why. It's his default face because guess who does wrong shit without the graceful, guiding hand of Erin Reed? That's right, every stupid cis person ever. Narc-ass control freak lookin' face.

/pol/ is currently threading the girls. Thread is still bumping so no archive yet.

This feels like an L.

 

[FATTESTCUNT 2.0]

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WTF is going on here? Two blokes kissing, who really don't want to be kissing another bloke.

There's no way that even this pair of retarded troons buy into the delusion that they're a couple of lesbians having a lovely lesbian kiss. Imagine having to suppress not only the knowledge and feelings that you're a man, but also the same for the person you're kissing, and in both directions, lol. What a fucking disaster!

 

[Chandelier]

Ew, That Dad bod is so repulsive.
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Anyone remember when Ari posted that Troon meme "TERFs think skeletons look like this"? Superimpose that image over this one and you get a carbon copy. Meme magic is real.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

New from triangle tits!

"Wishful thinking is more reliable than hard science!"

I swear the hormones have turned his brain to mush.

 

[FATTESTCUNT 2.0]

New from triangle tits!

"Wishful thinking is more reliable than hard science!"

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I swear the hormones have turned his brain to mush.

Tony, I don't think you're gay. You used to lie about having threesomes with hot women on one of the forums you posted on regularly, which was clearly pure fantasy, but it shows what you wanted to be true.

The way you're kissing that other fella that you're currently in a relationship with is like if you were paid $100 to kiss a freshly laid dog turd. You can't fake it, and neither can he.

Enjoy it though, cos this is your life now. There is no way back. You have to continue trying to pretend that this is what you wanted until the day you die.

 

[Your_deadname_here]

Tony, I don't think you're gay. You used to lie about having threesomes with hot women on one of the forums you posted on regularly, which was clearly pure fantasy, but it shows what you wanted to be true.

It's a shame the word "faggot" is socially criminalized. All of these people are simply faggots. Rainbow people = faggot. There has never been a more appropriate descriptor for these people. Simply faggots. We all know what that word means given the context. All abberant pronouns bundled in two syllables.

We hiked along around noon.
Then we ran into a troon.
He was a hairy troon,
He was a scary troon,
We watched it cry about no spoons,
And described it with adjectives.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

New from triangle tits!

"Wishful thinking is more reliable than hard science!"

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I swear the hormones have turned his brain to mush.

It's not called homogenderality for a reason.

 

[Geranium]

[new photo of Tony & Zac kissing in front of frittata]

Full size:

What really makes this photo for me is that it's obvious from Tony's arm that he's taking a selfie. Nothing more authentic than taking a selfie of yourself kissing another man for Internet points.

Edit: Tony accidentally gave us a good look at Zac's hairline:

I'm pretty sure it's been posted here already but these are the vibes he gives me:

Previously:

Just his face (because I know Erin Reed loves staring at pictures of himself in this thread):

Tony seems to be getting bolder with his terrible eyeliner. Sanpaku eyes - now with badly drawn wings!

Here are some sanpaku eyes from the video for the connoisseurs.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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So perfect. The total lack of enthusiasm. The way Tony leans away from his beloved. Even with his eyes closed, the expression says "let's get this over with, please God let's get this over with." The selfie-arm clearly visible, just to make it clear that this is an act.

 

[behindyourightnow]

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This picture is like something that Reddit-era Tony would wake up from in a cold sweat. "I took a photo of myself kissing another dude and sent it out in public to hundreds of thousands of people to win an internet argument, but it was only a dream. It's not real. I'm not really pressing myself up against an unwashed-looking fellow male on a daily basis and then putting awkward pictures of it online to prove how happy I am. It was just a nightmare."

Except now it's real, and he has to pretend it's what he always wanted.

 

[Pedophobe]

Speaking of skinwalkers, here’s Tony in some new TikTok wearing this cheap flower print dress that really shows off the gaping chasm between his moobs-

Moobs schmoobs, is his tooth gap getting wider?

 

[AMHOLIO]

So perfect. The total lack of enthusiasm. The way Tony leans away from his beloved. Even with his eyes closed, the expression says "let's get this over with, please God let's get this over with." The selfie-arm clearly visible, just to make it clear that this is an act.

So when the next government election comes around, will he finally make plans with Zooeeeeey for their wedding? I'm guessing if Zac doesn't win they'll break up due to unforseen circumstances come new year.

 

[Flamin Park]

If only Bioshock: Infinite had been made a few years later.

The citizens of rapture would be appalled at how Tony treats his child as a usable object and keeps him in a false reality

So perfect. The total lack of enthusiasm. The way Tony leans away from his beloved. Even with his eyes closed, the expression says "let's get this over with, please God let's get this over with." The selfie-arm clearly visible, just to make it clear that this is an act.

Tony's chiropractor must be browsing new ferraris looking at this picture. Interesting tangent actually, would tony go to a chiropractor because he's into his new agey bullshit or would his preachy Reddit persona win out and he'd lecture anyone who would listen about how it's pseudoscience?

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

ROFLMAO at "got upset." Hardly! Mia Hughes begins by noting that Tony does not have any relevant qualificatiosn to make most of the claims he pushes. Second, she notes how embarassing it is for Mark Bowers to have to rely on an incompent unqualified crackpot like Tony to respond to the leak. Next she notes that Tony claims she made over 200 errors but he could only produce 15. Upon independent review, it was proven that none of the professed "errors" are actually errors. Last of all, Hughes repeatedly refers to Tony as a man. Watch and enjoy!

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[Sir Chubbis the Turd]

Not sure I agree. I don't think we've ever dug into the parents' work history, but they seem like ordinary working-class people. I vaguely remember Tony implying during Covid that his mother was a store cashier. In any case, I doubt they'd line up to help Tony keep full custody, given the number of times that Tony has publicly said that he's considering cutting them off from Andy (Anthony III) forever for not adhering to his latest gender-affirming whim.

I did some digging and I stand corrected. I misremembered Tony's Dad as owning a vacation property in Boone NC, but I cannot find proof of that. Tony has tweeted about Boone a lot so it looks more like the Dad just goes to Boone for vacation often and Tony takes the free ride.

Spoiler: All the Boone

Dad seems to be doing ok enough to go on vacations and pay for his sons but Mom is white trash just as advertised. Her BoomerBook page was found in the OP so I won't bore you with more Jesus, ProLife, and Trump memes. Just for a refresher here is the probable owner of the first pair of woman's undies Tony ever stole borrowed.

Spoiler: Mom

I guess Tony looks like his dad.




Tony's trailer lore.

I checked in on Brother Ben and he is still a Chad. Living in TN, had a baby girl recently and his family looks perfectly lovely and normal. It's no wonder they avoid Tony.

Spoiler: Ben

Not sure which set of grandparents this is

Ben must be based AF because Tony follows him but Ben doesn't follow him back.

LMAO!
So as I said in the beginning of this post I was looking for property info on Tony Sr and didn't find all that much. But when looking for it I found Tony's first Ex-wife Jennifer Downs.



I could not recall seeing her mentioned by name before so forgive me if this info is redundant.

Spoiler: Jen Dump

Random Article She Wrote (A)
Jen lives in Seattle with her husband Dave and their dogs. She may be the first true and honest woman programmer ever mentioned on The Kiwi Farms.
Jen's GitHub (A)
Married
Personal Website
Dave’s personal website

 

[Geranium]

Tony's first Ex-wife

As a reminder, this is the woman whose diary Tony broke into and said she cheated on him because she wrote (in her diary!) about having sexual fantasies about other people. She thankfully made the excellent decision to get the hell away from Tony, to the point where Tony couldn't actually find her to serve divorce papers.

Tony's confession on Reddit about breaking into and reading her diary:

Also, Tone, breaking into and reading your wife's diary is top-level creep shit no matter how rubbish the lock is.

Tony's posts about his first wife on The Shroomery:

In a post "cheating and infidelity sucks", Tony reveals (again) how he read his first wife's private diary, in which she writes of sexual fantasies involving other people. Tony eventually makes clear that his wife didn't actually ever sleep with anyone else while they were married. Ever the superstar husband, Tony posted that "this woman is bat shit insane" and that "she always blames me for driving her crazy", though Tony said that "honestly, I think I'm the only thing that ever kept her sane". Later, Tony can't actually find his wife in order to divorce her. It seems that she worked hard to really get clear of Tony, a feeling with which I'm sure aficionados of this thread can empathise. Tony, the wronged husband, of course would never do anything so heinous as to ch- Hm. Well I'm sure he's racked with guilt. Oh. So cheating is fine if Tony's the one doing it! Gotcha. Note the dates on these posts: Tony had sex with someone else's wife while he was still married to but separated from his first wife. We'll come back to this.

I'm still sore that I accidentally tipped Tony off that we'd found his Shroomery posts (sorry), but still find it funny that he spent basically a full day straight deleting his posts, only for them to be preserved in others' quotes:

I checked in on Brother Ben and he is still a Chad.

I'm still proud of this:

After I saw Ben's headshot, I couldn't resist making the following, my apologies in advance:

Edit: Congratulations to Ben & Christy on their second child!

 

[AMHOLIO]

ROFLMAO at "got upset." Hardly! Mia Hughes begins by noting that Tony does not have any relevant qualificatiosn to make most of the claims he pushes. Second, she notes how embarassing it is for Mark Bowers to have to rely on an incompent unqualified crackpot like Tony to respond to the leak. Next she notes that Tony claims she made over 200 errors but he could only produce 15. Upon independent review, it was proven that none of the professed "errors" are actually errors. Last of all, Hughes repeatedly refers to Tony as a man. Watch and enjoy!

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Does this mean Erin will publish the remaining 185 errors soon?

"She doesn't have any qualifications herself," but it's not illegal to say someone doesn't have a haircutting license if they too don't have a haircutting licence?

Ben must be based AF because Tony follows him but Ben doesn't follow him back.

He must be, Erin Reed NEVER fucking talks about his brother. I wonder if poor junior ever has seen his uncle?

As a reminder, this is the woman whose diary Tony broke into and said she cheated on him because she wrote (in her diary!) about having sexual fantasies about other people. She thankfully made the excellent decision to get the hell away from Tony, to the point where Tony couldn't actually find her to serve divorce papers.

I hope she's laughing about his "engagement". I'm sure he probably said something about gays to her that wouldn't meld well with his current persona.

 

[Geranium]

He must be, Erin Reed NEVER fucking talks about his brother. I wonder if poor junior ever has seen his uncle?

As far as I can tell, Tony hasn't mentioned his brother since a family holiday in August 2021, which Tony spent moaning that he wasn't being "affirmed".


@ErinInTheMorn, tweet 1425431779167686668 (archive; archive via Tor)

Erin Reed @ErinInTheMorn posted on Wednesday, 11 August 2021 at 13:19:54 UTC

Today’s look. My brother is going to see me for the first time since I transitioned 28 months ago edition.

(Damn, I would have been sure the choker would have convinced Ben that Tony's transition definitely wasn't a sexual fetish.)


@ErinInTheMorn, tweet 1425824271746617344 (archive; archive via Tor)

Erin Reed @ErinInTheMorn posted on Thursday, 12 August 2021 at 15:19:31 UTC

Ah well. Doesn’t appear things are any better here with my brother. I really hate being in a house where 5 people all go out of their way to 100% avoid using pronouns around me and refuse to refer to me so they don’t have to use my name.

@ErinInTheMorn, tweet 1426209381595627522 (archive; archive via Tor)

Erin Reed @ErinInTheMorn posted on Friday, 13 August 2021 at 16:49:48 UTC

My dad’s wife, fell on the trail. Me, being an avid hiker, had all the supplies to nurse her and I took care of her, ice pack and all.

But like… my brother goes “it’s a good thing that ….” And paused because he refused to use my name to say it’s a good thing Erin was here.

Erin Reed @ErinInTheMorn posted on Friday, 13 August 2021 at 16:51:03 UTC

None of them did. And like… how into your own worldview do you have to be to carry “I will not address you to others or use your pronouns and will avoid addressing you at all” mindset into actual emergency situations?

Thankfully she was fine. Just a bruised knee. But come on.

Erin Reed @ErinInTheMorn posted on Sunday, 15 August 2021 at 13:02:55 UTC

You know, the most jarring thing about this whole ordeal is that in my day to day life, I always hear my name, get gendered correctly, etc.

Every time I’m with them I feel like I’m pulled into my early transition where it was a bit harder to get that and I hate it.

Tony claims that he wasn't invited to Ben's wedding.

Erin Reed @ErinInTheMorn posted on Wednesday, 17 February 2021 at 17:10:38 UTC

So, I was just invited to my cousin's wedding by his fiance.

My own brother didn't invite me to his wedding or tell me when it was.

But this girl my cousin is marrying has repeatedly contacted me to tell me she accepts me and I've never even met her, and she wants me there.

@ErinInTheMorn, tweet 1362087068625756161 (archive; archive via Tor)
I'm not sure whether to believe that or not: Tony has form for lying about his family (tweeting "it's the first time my mom wished me a happy mother's day" two years in a row), but there are plenty of early tweets from him threatening to cut his parents off from seeing Andy. If Tony really wasn't invited, I can see that being a smart decision to avoid Tony launching into a tard rage at their parents.

Mother's day lies:

Been thinking about Tony’s relationship with his family, and noticed this about how his mum wished him a happy mother's day (after prodding from his kid) the other week: … But it turns out he said the same thing a year before too:

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

I feel like it says a lot about Tony, the way his family treats him. If my brother were to Troon out the conversation would go like this: "I don't believe you're a woman, humans can't change sex. But I'll try to use your chosen name and pronouns when I'm talking to you." Because my brother is not an angry narcissist, I could be nice to his face as long as he knew I was being nice and didn't agree with him. (Thankfully my brother is not retarded enough to Troon out)

But here Tony is claiming they won't have that discussion or play by his rules at all. If he's not lying, I love that for him. Sounds like grey rocking, which is how you deal with narcissists you can't avoid.

 

[Your_deadname_here]

Ah well. Doesn’t appear things are any better here with my brother. I really hate being in a house where 5 people all go out of their way to 100% avoid using pronouns around me and refuse to refer to me so they don’t have to use my name.

I can picture it. A cabin in NC. We see Tony staring at his reflection in the bathroom mirror. He desperately pats his greasy hair trying compensate for a retreating hairline. It seems futile as the humidity has a death grip on his weighty locks. "Maybe a different shade of lipstick...".

Then he heard it. The others in the den. Their warm heterosexual gaffaws cut the pastoral silence of the homestead. It was Ben's laugh that echoed in his head straight to his bowels, unlodging the hedgehog of anxiety wedged in his lower Chakra. No amount of jw018 will silence the doubt. With a heavy sigh, he gives one futile last glance at the mirror. "You can do it girl", was the mantra he repeated in his head as he grabbed the cold door handle.

With each step, the ambient sound of the voices coming from the other room built in his head like a chorus of cicadas in brood. Tony was startled as the old wood floor unsettled under his feet, and a loud creak played sentury to his family's banter, and the conversation came to an abrupt halt.

As Tony approached the doorframe, his breath became shallow and rapid. His heart was beating like the subwoofers at Bonnaroo. His shadow was first to break the barrier of the door and it was that ghostly specter that he followed into the room.

All eyes immediately shot to him, he could feel their collective gaze pierce him like particles in a collider. His eyes locked with his brother Ben's, and he froze, neck stiff with the fear. "Ben...", he managed, as he presented a mask of resolute certainty.

"Well, hello TONY... I'm sorry, Er... What are you calling yourself? Erin?"

"Yes Ben. It's Erin now. I'm finally happy."

Ben smirked as he looked around the room in a look of smug satisfaction. The rest of the family stared awkwardly at the floor. Tony thought to himself, "Its only a week. I'll feel better... soon." He thought of the vial of the 'shine in his luggage.

It would be the longest week of his life.