Shoggoth
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Aug 9, 2019
Sometimes. The other half of the time it loads instantly.
Sounds like some queue somewhere is exploding then the system's latency goes through the roof.tell me if this sounds dumb, because I've tried rolling with fewer of each and it caused serious issues.
If you feel like watching a 20min out of a 40min technical talk, maybe this'll give you some ideas:

Zach Tellman - Everything Will Flow
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