Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 321 4.2%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,321 95.8%

  • Total voters
    7,642

They employ ten people to produce the dryest, boring shite on YouTube and now they can't do jack coz of a covid outbreak.

Why can't they go back to basics, get a phone and record themselves screaming into it or something, their fans will lap it up anyway.

Sounds like a strong dose of couldn'tbearsedism here
 
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Why was (((he))) doing a Christmas special in the first place? Also glad to see vaccination is so effective. If it wasn't for the 5th booster, they'd all be dead!
 
"contaminated our studio" um, what? Since when has COVID impacted an entire studio beyond repair for weeks? The follow-up of "everyone is fine" to me reads none of them have COVID so how can they not just have a cleaning company come in and sanitize things? If their essential staff has COVID then it makes more sense, but the way it's written is very confusing.

Because he's pandering for sympathy ass pats. He's gone full twitter retard.
 
Plausible explanations:
  • Ethan and/or his staff have been exposed to/tested positive for/shown symptoms of covid and they have to self isolate for 10 days and he doesn't want people to worry (unlikely given he'd usually milk it)
  • Ethan, discovering a YouTube suspension on his account (that he doesn't even use anymore) has decided this is a good excuse for a fortnight off by extending it with covid
  • Hila and Ethan are actually experiencing a marital breakdown
i think it’s a combination of the second two. correct me if i’m wrong but i believe he got two strikes in the last week or so and realised that he won’t have susan’s preferential treatment forever. even though it was on his other channel he probably still does not want to take the risk (he is a pussy ass bitch).

i think it was posted in the trisha thread that hila was mad over ethan tweeting about the wedding and nothing about hila’s birthday. (i will post it here if i find it). if there’s marital issues between these two, i won’t be surprised. ethan klein is a bitter miserable bitch who is unpleasant to listen to, imagine being married to him
 
When it comes to banter at least Keemstar still has it. Ethan's recent attempts at banter come across as petulant.
Ethan comes across like your typical midlife crisis boomer who wants to desperately fit in and the only way he can do that is by doing what's "popular to hate on twitter" at that given time. So basically unoriginal creepy whiner.

Whereas Keemstar never really cared about reputation as much, Keem and Ethan are both drama whores but one doesn't change his personas like chameleon & Keem fully embraced the "douchebag persona", that's why he at least comes across genuine unlike Ethan.
 
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lol considering your wife gunned down Palestinian kids while serving the Kikeistan everlords...glass houses, Ethan.
"Dating a 20 year old" is being used to knock Keemstar but it's coming from a guy who openly thirsts (in front of his wife) for Belle Delphine, whose gimmick is to look like she's a teen while just recently having turned 22. :story:
 
Hila and Ethan are actually experiencing a marital breakdown
I'm inclined to believe this, as chances are Ethan in no way wants to spend the rest of his life stuck to Trisha. In turn however, divorce means Hila is going to be put through literal hell, because in Jewish religion, divorce, especially for females, means her family will disown her. Considering she's from Israel, this is a rather definitive outcome should divorce become a thing, so chances are the tension can but cut with the dullest of knives.
"Dating a 20 year old" is being used to knock Keemstar but it's coming from a guy who openly thirsts (in front of his wife) for Belle Delphine, whose gimmick is to look like she's a teen while just recently having turned 22. :story:
Ethan tried to cancel Keemstar, and even with Ian "Onlyfans Photographer" Washburn's help, he still couldn't nuke him out of Youtube's orbit. For Ethan to sit there and still act as if he has any means to knock back at Keem really shows what an arrogant piece of work he is.
 
If white isn't a race, why is a whole subset of people called "white" when they aren't brown, black, or the other (((white)))? So I guess since white isn't a race, calling people derogatory terms based on their skin color and not their race is okay. Wait what?
I'd really like to know how exactly Ethan defines "white", if it's not a race in his eyes.
 
If white isn't a race, why is a whole subset of people called "white" when they aren't brown, black, or the other (((white)))? So I guess since white isn't a race, calling people derogatory terms based on their skin color and not their race is okay. Wait what?
It's like people forget that serfs, aka white slaves who were viewed at nothing more then tools, existed.
 
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