🔗 Crossover Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. WingsOfRedemption - Two fat failing lolcows with substance abuse issues talk shit about each other. Ralph threatens an IRL fight with Wings

This is obviously why even alot of obscure internet creatures avoid Ralph like the plague. Wings couldn't have been more respectful, knows nothing about Ralph and was the most generous in regards to height that anyone has ever been in his entire life and he still is on the cusp of declaring a lifelong jihad against Wings.

Maybe this would be better received by Ralph if Wings wasn't a famous lulcow looking down on him.
 
I watched this a few days back and was wondering when it would reach Ralph. And the corn keeps flowing. I would probably put my money on Wings to win, because he has the hight and weight advantage. Wings' legs have to be strong to carry his fat ass around, while Ralph looks like a bowling ball with toothpicks taped on. One good liver punch or how much liver he has left to Ralph would kill him honestly. It would probably explode Maker's Mark and xannax like a disgusting piñata. Wings can also snap controllers with his bare hands, Ralph can't open a tub of ice cream, he has to get his horse wife to do it, impressive since she's got hooves.
 
Butwhythough2 said:
I watched this a few days back and was wondering when it would reach Ralph. And the corn keeps flowing. I would probably put my money on Wings to win, because he has the hight and weight advantage. Wings' legs have to be strong to carry his fat ass around, while Ralph looks like a bowling ball with toothpicks taped on. One good liver punch or how much liver he has left to Ralph would kill him honestly. It would probably explode Maker's Mark and xannax like a disgusting piñata. Wings can also snap controllers with his bare hands, Ralph can't open a tub of ice cream, he has to get his horse wife to do it, impressive since she's got hooves.
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Maybe that's Ralph's strategy, Meigh kicks Wings in the head with her powerful hooves while he is distracted by Ralph's pig squealing

FIVE STAR STRATS
 
It might even be cathartic for Wings to beat Ralph like a rented mule, almost like defeating the demon of gluttony and sloth.
 
"If you're depressed you should bathe every day and clean up your room". Thank you Wings, I never knew basic self care could help with depression. I'm going to take it a step further by brushing my teeth too.
 
Wings 100 percent would beat Ethan's ass, I'm not sure what the crossover of wings and Ethan's alogs are but I can see Wings alogs fucking with Ethan pretty hard too, they're quite dedicated to their cow
 
Ralph, you know you should take a step back and evaluate yourself when people prefer fucking WINGS over you
 
Aspy said:
At around 2:48 of Ralph's response, right before he says he wants to "Fight his big ass" (no homo), he claims that "we" tried to help Wings.
Does anyone know what he's referring to? Because I'm drawing a complete blank on any interaction between these two in the past.
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I vaguely remember wings getting banned from twitch, and ralph wanting him to come stream on cozy.
 
Anomalous Coward said:
Ralph knows he can't fight, so no amount of money is enough for this sort of humiliation
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he knows it but his wigger brain won't let him back down. look at the portugal beating, all they had to to is lightly tap him and he is down, but for some reason he tries to get to them.
 
Finger Pistols said:
That's the result of Chris lolcow spirit resonating within Ralph. Even if he doesn't know why he wants to truly fight Wings, the spirit is compelling him to go to the US were Wings and Chris reside so it can return to it's rightful owner once again :story:
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Maybe the Sonichu Demon recognizes Ralph is on his way on his way out and is trying to manipulate Ralph into getting close enough to its next host so it can jump into Wingo Fallen style.
 
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Richard, I didn’t appear offline. That’s not true. That’s not true and a matter of fact, no it’s not true, no it’s not true, FUCK YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER, I JUST CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE! PIECE OF SHIT, AND IF I HAD TO GUESS IT WAS PROBABLY YOU THAT FUCKING APPEARED OFFLINE, MOTHERFUCKING LYING COCKSUCKING FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER!

YOU WANNA LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN ALL OVER ME EVERY FUCKING SECOND, I CAN JUST WANT TO HAVE A GOOD GAME OVER YOU TOO YOU PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER, KEEP FUCKING RUNNING YOUR MOUTH, I’LL JUST KEEP HOLLERING YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, EAT A FUCKING COCK, GO KILL YOURSELF, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, I FUCKING GOD DAMN, OH WE CAN JUST HOLLER OVER EACH OTHER ALL FUCKING DAY, WUAGHAUAHUAGH, WUAGHUAUAGH, WUAGH!
 
You can tell for all his talk about fighting, Ralph has never done a single second of research on fighting. Boxing gloves are to protect your hands because it turns out bare knuckle socking dudes in the skull is a great way to break your hands. It's almost like human skulls have evolved to protect our brains from other humans chimping out on us or something. With that being said, the real ralphamale thing to do would be to participate without gloves cause he don't give a fuck about dumb shit like broken bones and he should totally do that more often.
 
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Wings: "Maybe there's better pictures of Ralph..."

*googles ethan ralph images*

Wings: "Nope, there's not better pictures!"

:story: :story: :story: :story:
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"Him chasing down a mugger is border-line unbelievable, that's fairytale shit"
"If he chased someone down, it was a hot dog vendor with a broken wheel"

Literally laughing my ass off here; some of the best ralph content in awhile.
 
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