🔗 Crossover Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. WingsOfRedemption - Two fat failing lolcows with substance abuse issues talk shit about each other. Ralph threatens an IRL fight with Wings

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Fuck the Boogie VS Wings match
When's Wings vs Ralph
I demand this Keemstar, this is not negotiable you fucking warlock
 
Damn. When you've sunk so low that fucking wings of motherfucking redemption is dunking on you that's some real ralphamale shit.
 
Wings has 10" on Ralph and can still kinda move around ok.
Ralph is all pilled out and runs out of breath just sitting still.

There is not a single person in this skektur who couldn't knock down Ralph. Ralph couldn't even beat meigh in an arm wrestling contest and that was before this 5 month bender.

It's pointless to even talk about this. There is a ZERO percent chance Ralph shows up to any fight. He is a massive pussy.
 
Ralph has lost literally every fight he's been in within the first minute. Ralph's not nearly as fat as Wings, but his body is definitely failing him a lot more than Wings' is. Despite how Wings has been morbidly obese for most of his life, his health is a lot better than it has any right to be. The only real health problems he's had are his constant skin infections and MRSA, he hasn't developed diabetes, and the only chemical dependency he has (other than food) are SSRIs. In comparison, Ralph's an alcohol and Xanax junkie whose skin is barely hanging on.

My money's on Wings, 100%.
 
This really highlights what kind of person Gunt is.

Wings makes a couple of jokes about Ralph, does not go into gnarly personal shit. Pretty funny, borderline wholesome.

Gunt's response: I WILL BEET YOU BLOODY BISH TIL YOU DIE MOTHAFUCKA *hick* IF AH COULD KILL YOU YOU WOULD DIE.

He's barely coherent too. Slurring and at some parts just staring, saying nothing, lost somewhere inside his drunken mind.
 
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It's pointless to even talk about this. There is a ZERO percent chance Ralph shows up to any fight. He is a massive pussy.
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Like I said during the whole warski thing. Ralph would only show up for a fight versus an adult male if it was someone with the physicality of hotwheelz.
A fight will never happen because both of these fat retards, gunt more so, cannot pass a physical for insurance. A fight would need to be bumfights style where the winner gets a new PS5 controller or a bottle of xanax. So it's pointless really to talk about, however it is still funny that Ralph thinks anyone would be scared by his empty threats of impotent rage.
 
If Wings wasnt such a sad sack, doom and gloom kinda guy with very little self awereness, I would be a big fan of him. He can be genuinely funny and when he lets his guard down a bit he can unleash some true knee slappers.

Hope a boxing match happens but I doubt it since Ralph is 4 things and all 4 of them is being a huge coward.
 
This is easily some of the best RALPHAMALE content ever.

Wings" No one is going to love you until you love yourself"
*Pause*
RALPHaMALE: "How about I take that cheap blue mic and beat you the fuck... To fucking god damn death with the motherfucker? Who the fuck are you talking to?"

RALPHaMALE: "All you pussies online... Kill me in the streets bitch" *buttdials polica shouting arrest heeem*

RALPHaMALE:" It's not even close *labored breathing chuckle* I'm pretty fucking agile. I'll just walk up and kick that nigga right in the fucking chest,... And kick him like 3 ft across the fucking room im not even kidding"

My favorite quote:"and I'll take that braves jersey and beat him the fuck to death with it. like this guy is completely out of his mind, " :story: :story: :story:

Ethan Ralph has a wigger demon who thinks it's possessing a body 7 inches taller, and lives in america. The irrational impotent rage has had me laughing for like 2 days straight.
 
The fact that Lisbon's pavement has felt the crack of Ralph twice, both by force and by two destinct kinds of forces, a fatty and some agile moors, makes this encounter already fucking nulled. How the fuck is Ralph even going to walk across the god damn ring for 1 minute without losing his breath, having heart palpitations, faint and seizure up? The Gunt has been vandalised chemically for numerous years, ain't no chance it will be able to last 1-3 minutes fighting a lard filled bouncy castle.
Get your fucking grips on reality Ralph, stay put and take care of your family, you fucking retard.
 
Ralph admits he's 250lbs, which isn't massive if your 5'11", your a lardass, but not deathfat status. Now say he's 5'1", he would look like a giant ball. Lets look at some examples I found. Sorry for your eyeballs.

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F/27/5'1" [250lbs > 175lbs = 75lbs] Progress is hard but worth it. It's been a little under 2 years since I started making small changes to my daily habits but it has been paying off! - r/progresspics

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27 [M] 5'11" - 250 to 205 lbs - 3 months. - r/progresspics

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M/43/5'11" [250lbs > 232lbs = 18lbs] (5 weeks) Been working out with a coworker who is in incredible shape. He has really been showing me the ropes, figuratively and literally. Although it has only been 5 weeks, I am proud of the progress so far. Bef

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:gunt: he really is 5'1" :story:
Notice how none of these have a bifurcated gunt, nor look as massive as him. So he is either lying about the weight, or he may actually be shorter than 5'1"
His BMI is 47.2 for reference a normal weight BMI is 18.5-24.9, literally eating for two people
 
Nothing makes me laugh so much as Ethan Ralph and his pigs try and rewrite what happened in Portugal with Cog and Dan.

First Ethan did know that Cog was bringing someone since Cog said so from the beginning and since Ralph knew of him coming and taunted him it is would suffice to say he knew Cog was not alone.

Second Ralph has nno base as was shown when Dan pulled him off Cog he used very little to pull him back and Ralph fell like a house of crds. So he has no blaance and then gets up and turns face to face with Dan who is in a fighters stance and ready to attack. But Ralph is till drunk, drugged, and stupid to react and Dan straight up punches. Yet all the "RALPHAMALES" call thos a "sucker" punch. Even thought Ralph was dsquared up face to face with Dan as the video shows.

But this makes Ralph an "ICON" cause he got up and flipped Dan off. Seriously Ethan, you were able to get up cause Dan held back, a lot. The whole time Dan did nothing but arm punches and destoyed you and showed you are just a bag of wind that bleeds. Then you believe that you threw some punches back at Dan? No you did not. You clammed up like a child and got the shit kicked out of you and then only thing you could do is cry for the police and try and spit on Dan.

You can not fight Ethan Ralph. You are just hot air. Even if you have a knife I bet you would be more of a danger to yourself then anyone else.
 
If you read this Ralph then we already know you will never actually in anyway fight Wings in anyway a man would since you are a complete coward, i would be completely owned if you actually did it and would be angry for a long time that i was proven wrong by the Raphamale
 
You know those Godwinson new world order, eyes wide shut, child sacrifices pysops trying to convince me that Ralph wasn't really a gigantic cock sucking faggot had started to take its effect on me but Ralph himself had to act like a gigantic cock sucking faggot for the 500th time and ruin Godwinsons hard work, threatening fellow cow Wings of Redemption to a fight when by now we all know the Gunt is already losing the fight agaisnt type 3 diabetes.
 
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