💤 Inactive Ethan Oliver Ralph’s Ongoing Feuds - A list of the Gunt’s ongoing feuds, criminal activities, and stupidity

[Sneed Weed]

Ralph is the literal embodiment of pride before the fall but remember as long as you scream CHRIST IS KANG you can rail all the blow and fuck all the underage black hookers you want

 

[AncientPhosphur]

“Pride before the fall”

He’s in free fall and his pride just keeps growing. He’s crashing through all levels of hell and manages to keep going.

 

[Slimy Time]

Jesus Ralph, I can keep up with the number of sub threads over every grudge and bridge you burn over the past 48 hours. And we haven't even gotten to the Jim vs closet Twink argument.

If only he spent all this energy towards not being a fat drunken fuckup, he would be a model citizen.

 

[Fivehead]

-COACH COIN RISING
-Wilshire Boulevard is coming out
-Ralph eternally coping and seething

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This guy decided to A-log the Ukranian government on behalf of Russia while living there as a foreigner, made Ralph look like a fool and managed to dominate the news cycle multiple times - probably increased his monthly donos bigly. The guys a marketing wiz tbh.

 

[Sneed Weed]

“Pride before the fall”

He’s in free fall and his pride just keeps growing. He’s crashing through all levels of hell and manages to keep going.

Ralph's gunt is so large at this point, they'll have to make an additional 2 circles in hell minimum for him. Not even satan can handle that memphis double-wide

 

[Sneed Weed]

How many wars does he currently have going on now? You'd think with as much as Ralph admires Hitler, he'd learn a thing or two about fighting wars on too many different fronts at once

 

[GL09]

Its true Ralph did save CRP's life. Coach showed the SBU the 4k Gunt footage from Knoxville and they all bonded over how repulsive Ralph's meat flaps were and they let him go. As a gesture of good will Coach gave them all signed copies of Wilshire Boulevard before he left.

 

[Xolanite]

I hope next we get a vs DSP thread
“HE REFUSED TO COME ON MY SHOW AND SHIT TALK METOKUR AND JOSH”

Ralph would have to defer payment on his next man purse for Phil to blow on WWE champions

 

[Noproblemo]

Ralph is like Balaam in the Bible. He tried to curse Coach, but was forced by God to bless him, and his blessings raised Coach back from the dead! Inshallah!

 

[Darksy DePhil]

Dang why is Ralph going up against everyone today

 

[Sneed Weed]

Dang why is Ralph going up against everyone today

Honestly the answer is drugs...lots and lots of drugs

 

[MG-34]

Which e-celebs are left for Ralph not to have a feud with? I feel at this point people may as well set up placeholder threads such as "Ethan Ralph vs. Count Dankula" or "Ethan Ralph vs. DSP".

 

[AltisticRight]

Don't wanna toot my own dumb horn but I'm absolutely glad I was right and despite not liking the dumb Chilean Pootin shill, I'm glad he's safe as stupid as I find his simpery to be.
(Okay, to be fair, both Pootin and Zelensky are corrupt motherfuckers, I agree with him on that, no more gay Ukraine sperging from me.)

I hope Gonzalo makes his debut appearance on the Kino Casino and deliver some spicy Knoxville deets.

 

[Bush King]

Holy fuck. I wake up in the morning, and there's THREE new Ethan Ralph Vs. XX threads. The wigger mentality of "I'MMA FIGHT ERRYWAN I DUN GEV A FAWK" is skyrocketing. Who's next Ralph, some dude in a Burger King drive thru who laughed at your piggy order? The owner of the glue factory who tried to buy meigh for tubs of glue? Are you going to fight the baby next? Keep showing them alogs, Ralph.

"I SAID I'D DIE FOR YOU, NOW YOU ASK ME TO DRIVE TO THE NEXT WINDOW???"

I'm hoping he fights the baby and he loses yet another child.

 

[hawkisnight]

You have a guy running propaganda for invaders while living with his family in the invaded country and Ralph still manages to be the biggest retard in the room. Amazing.

 

[Bell Peppers and Beef]

You're making the title sound like Ralph just decided to burn even more bridges by challenging Lira to a 1-on-1 fist fight, with Ralph going as far as to personally travel alone all the way to Ukraine to meet him face to face.

I honestly don't mind this scenario playing out actually.

 

[im5!XxhO]

You're making the title sound like Ralph just decided to burn even more bridges by challenging Lira to a 1-on-1 fist fight, with Ralph going as far as to personally travel alone all the way to Ukraine to meet him face to face.

I honestly don't mind this scenario playing out actually.

Ralph being sightened in Ukraine would immediately result in a full Russian withdrawal. There is no way in hell they risk annexing a country that has Ralph in it.

 

[2020chan]

Holy fuck. I wake up in the morning, and there's THREE new Ethan Ralph Vs. XX threads.

The entire Ralph board could be retitled to "Ethan Ralph VS Ethan Ralph" at this point.

 

[Bell Peppers and Beef]

Ralph being sightened in Ukraine would immediately result in a full Russian withdrawal. There is no way in hell they risk annexing a country that has Ralph in it.

The Russians flee while Ukraine claims victory...

Only for the Azov Battalion to shoot and stab him in the back for being a threat risk to the country and being deemed a manlet with inferior genes.

 

[Christorian X]

I just can't take CWC seriously. He is being unironic as he larps video game characters and wearing bandanas as he says quite seriously he wants to change America and knows how to do it while having the charisma of a 3 month old deflated balloon.