Ethan Ralph had a warrant for his arrest issued on 08-Nov-2021 for violating Faith's restraining order - Arraignment has been set for 24-Jan-2022. May have posted bail remotely?

Fields Of Rye said:
Literally all this Honkey had to do was not respond to the accidental provocation of a no name admin for a backwater internet gossip forum and he wouldn't be in any of this mess.
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Ralph would still have knocked up and cheated on a teenage girl and released the thumb tape. He would still have impotently raged at and ultimately been raped by (legally, in court, in a litigative capacity) Adrienne Blair. He would still have been filmed with his pants around his knees losing a fistfight to an autistic woman because her boyfriend called him short. The Vickers legal fight, the reroll baby, the vegas "highroller" saga, the Shart Heard 'Round the World, the car crash...

Maybe Ralph did some of these things to own the haters, but that in itself is a manifestation of the same white trash ego pumping as the corn reaction was to begin with. The only way Ralph could have avoided his current trajectory is by being a completely different person at his core. This is destiny.
 
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Konstantin Romanov said:
The only way Ralph could have avoided his current trajectory is by being a completely different person at his core. This is destiny.
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You know, it seems that way. But saying that is usually how assholes cop out of having any responsibility for their own lives. “It’s not my fault, I’m just doomed!” Nigger once you’re an adult, it’s on you to own your shit. I don’t care if Ronnie raped him 24/7 for his entire childhood, it’s Ethan’s responsibility to deal with it and not allow his damage to fuck up other people’s lives. It’s certainly on him not to knock up teenagers and horse troons and create innocent lives he can destroy.

Every day is a new opportunity for Ethan to say “This shit stops with me.” Every day he fails to make that choice, he’s actively choosing to hurt others. Saying “It was always going to end this way” just absolves him of responsibility. But it’s ALL his doing, not “destiny.”
 
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JustStopDude said:
Ralph would have to be slightly less than 180 lbs to be at a healthy BMI for his published height.

That is depressing.

Also depressing us that despite the last two years or so, apparently Ralph has no one in his life that seems to care. If I had two or three of the things happen to me that have happened to Ralph, my family, friends, hell even my fucking boss, would be trying to intervene to get me help.
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You see, the difference between you and Gunt is that you are far more likeable than Gunt. I don't even know who the fuck you are and I like you more than Gunt. Politics aside, he is just unlikable. Releasing revenge porn because it's funny to him, getting into white trash fights, being a shitty father and domestic partner, he just sucks. He's got just about no one but himself. I doubt even Gaydur will sincerely stand by him when it comes time for him to face the music.
 
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Empresa said:
KIWIFARMS VS INTERNET BAD GUY when really theyre kinda my own hype squad - hes not lying there how many of us got into this because of the board, the weekly mentions on MATI, the features and the chat above ????
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So if we're your hype squad then why can't you turn any of this into success? Could it be that the only thing we get "hyped" are the hate watchers? Why can't you turn anything into something more than "I kept the lights on this month" levels of success?
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
So if we're your hype squad then why can't you turn any of this into success? Could it be that the only thing we get "hyped" are the hate watchers? Why can't you turn anything into something more than "I kept the lights on this month" levels of success?
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"Ethan Ralph, you're sentenced to 10 months incarceration for your crimes."
"Ok whatever judge you're basically my hype squad right now matter of fact."
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
"Ethan Ralph, you're sentenced to 10 months incarceration for your crimes."
"Ok whatever judge you're basically my hype squad right now matter of fact."
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"Pfft whatever Judge. I'll still be making money off of this and you'll still be wearing a dress *jokerlaugh.wav*"
 
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The First Fag said:
You see, the difference between you and Gunt is that you are far more likeable than Gunt. I don't even know who the fuck you are and I like you more than Gunt. Politics aside, he is just unlikable. Releasing revenge porn because it's funny to him, getting into white trash fights, being a shitty father and domestic partner, he just sucks. He's got just about no one but himself. I doubt even Gaydur will sincerely stand by him when it comes time for him to face the music.
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Hasn't Ralph been quickly turning on those who try to help him or at least try to get him to downgear hisself, called them "snakes", and promptly tossed them out of his life since the divorce from Nora?
 
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LISTEN MOTHERFUCKER MAH FLURK MONEY BOUGHT THE BEST GOT DAM LAWYUR IN DA BIDNESS. LOOKIT DEM SHOES, GIN-YEW-WINE GOOCHEE JUST LIKE DA RALPHAMALE
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