Almost certainly it's the later. It's got to be really difficult to locate pants that are twice as wide as they are long. I sympathize, It's got to be hard being an orange with a couple of toothpicks stuck in it.
White trash Ralphamale is unaware that pants can be hemmed.
Lmfao, expecting white trash like Ralph who's too lazy to get up and just shits himself in his chair to go and get alterations on anything is expecting a little much.
“I’ll smear shit all over my cell walls and still make money! It’s called winning, your honor, and it’s ALL I DO.”
"I've got a big mouth"
You know how your mom would sometimes buy you pants that were two sizes too big because she knew you’d grow into them? That’s how Ralph dresses himself.
Because he will grow those two sizes easily enough
law.lis.virginia.gov
Maybe he should just stop doing crimes
afaik, so far he's just used public defenders. someone claims his current attorney has been hired, and specializes in dealing with clients with huge mitigating factors, apparently mental illness etc. We've been speculating as to whether he has an agreement with Odysee or otherwise to pay for attorneys fees. The speculation derives from some comments that gunt made and the fact that this is very common with edgy musical performers in their record contracts. Essentially, the record company encourages them to pull retarded stunts for publicity and promises them what is effective legal immunity by providing high powered lawyers.
No way in hell would Odyssey put themselves in the legal muck for a guy who can barely pull in a few hundred views.
"I want to keep my mind on my driving, but I can't stop thinking about how loose that pussy was."
We've seen the porn tape, the pussy had nothing to do with it. Dude's dick is like a Vienna sausage, he could fuck a hamster without touching the sides.
