🔗 Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Andy Warski - Ethan burns yet another bridge. Final Update 01/22/2022

[MeltyTW]

I beg to differ, Ralph's ego increases when drunk. He's an idiot who would back down given time to think, he just doesn't do that very often.

i havent seen ralph start a fight or get aggressive beyond words when drunk though

In the method out scenario no, but a 2nd Knoxville there would be.

2nd knoxville just isnt happening just like the first except now it cant even happen even if both wanted to fight.

In this case, I would say cardio is the deciding factor. Whoever can outwork the other will win, and Andy doesn't have to lug around a Gunt.

idk maybe then hed have a window before hes also winded to do in the gunt, hard to say really, or maybe its not these people are just so cartoony to me its hard to apply things my mind tells me is more rational for real people.

Some picks from Andy's Twitter:
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lol didnt ralph join in on calling vamp a tranny? and even if he didnt he still shat on both of them to grow his brand, why would either respond well?

also that is weird that the fuentes crowd actually thinks a convo where nick doesnt put you on blast but does nothing else means you must owe undying loyalty including turning your anything goes brand they were fine with into a brand built around not so much as cracking a joke about them

 

[Phillip Green]

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Ralph offers the olive branch to Tonka. Warski responds by reaching out to Riley.

Strap in boys, this extra chromosomal arms race is spiraling out of control at a dizzying pace!

 

[Motherf*cker]

Ralph has this dumbass idea to go to Portugal to pwn Tardski, but Portugal is in "A state of Calamity" so he needs to be vaccinated, he would need a negative PCR antigen test before he goes and when he arrived and he has to come in by an approved Country which is why he keeps wondering why there are only flights with stop overs.

Dumb ideas by Ethan Ralph

Spoiler

The basics
Portugal recently entered what the government calls a State of Calamity in response to a recent rise in Covid cases following the emergence of the Omicron coronavirus variant.
Bars and clubs were shut for the past few weeks, but they reopened January 14.
Portugal remains open for tourism with some restrictions in place. See more below.
Who can go
Residents of the EU and Schengen-associated countries can travel to Portugal.
Arrivals from the following destinations can also currently enter Portugal for non-essential travel -- Saudi Arabia, Argentina, Australia, Bahrain, Canada, Chile, Colombia, South Korea, UAE, Indonesia, Kuwait, New Zealand, Peru, Qatar, Rwanda, Uruguay, Hong Kong and Taiwan. See below for the rules.
All travelers entering Portugal must present a negative PCR or antigen test, regardless of their vaccination status or country of origin. Children under 12 are exempt from this rule.
Flights to Portugal from South Africa, Botswana, Essuatini, Lesotho, Mozambique, Namibia and Zimbabwe are currently suspended.
Travelers who have been in these countries within the past 14 days must self-isolate for 14 days upon arrival in Portugal, and do a PCR or lateral flow test upon arrival at the airport.
This quarantine can end on the third day if travelers test negative on that day.
What are the restrictions?
These restrictions reflect arrivals to mainland Portugal. For instructions on going to the Azores or Madeira, see here.
For mainland Portugal, travelers must produce either a PCR test taken within 72 hours of boarding or an antigen test taken within 48 hours of boarding.
Children under 12 do not need to have a test. All passengers must also complete a passenger locator card before departure.
Arriving in Portugal by sea entails the same entry regulations as air.
Those entering Portugal by road or train from EU countries deemed "low or moderate risk" must hold a COVID EU Digital Certificate proving vaccination, recent test or recovery from Covid-19.
Those entering Portugal by road or train from outside the EU -- or from EU countries deemed "red" or "dark red" in the EU's color risk categories -- must present either a PCR test taken within 72 hours, or an antigen test taken within 48 hours, or proof of vaccination, or an EU Digital Certificate proving recent test or recovery.

 

[Adolf Chrysler]

Ralph has this dumbass idea to go to Portugal to pwn Tardski, but Portugal is in "A state of Calamity" so he needs to be vaccinated, he would need a negative PCR antigen test before he goes and when he arrived and he has to come in by an approved Country which is why he keeps wondering why there are only flights with stop overs.

Dumb ideas by Ethan Ralph

Spoiler

The basics
Portugal recently entered what the government calls a State of Calamity in response to a recent rise in Covid cases following the emergence of the Omicron coronavirus variant.
Bars and clubs were shut for the past few weeks, but they reopened January 14.
Portugal remains open for tourism with some restrictions in place. See more below.
Who can go
Residents of the EU and Schengen-associated countries can travel to Portugal.
Arrivals from the following destinations can also currently enter Portugal for non-essential travel -- Saudi Arabia, Argentina, Australia, Bahrain, Canada, Chile, Colombia, South Korea, UAE, Indonesia, Kuwait, New Zealand, Peru, Qatar, Rwanda, Uruguay, Hong Kong and Taiwan. See below for the rules.
All travelers entering Portugal must present a negative PCR or antigen test, regardless of their vaccination status or country of origin. Children under 12 are exempt from this rule.
Flights to Portugal from South Africa, Botswana, Essuatini, Lesotho, Mozambique, Namibia and Zimbabwe are currently suspended.
Travelers who have been in these countries within the past 14 days must self-isolate for 14 days upon arrival in Portugal, and do a PCR or lateral flow test upon arrival at the airport.
This quarantine can end on the third day if travelers test negative on that day.
What are the restrictions?
These restrictions reflect arrivals to mainland Portugal. For instructions on going to the Azores or Madeira, see here.
For mainland Portugal, travelers must produce either a PCR test taken within 72 hours of boarding or an antigen test taken within 48 hours of boarding.
Children under 12 do not need to have a test. All passengers must also complete a passenger locator card before departure.
Arriving in Portugal by sea entails the same entry regulations as air.
Those entering Portugal by road or train from EU countries deemed "low or moderate risk" must hold a COVID EU Digital Certificate proving vaccination, recent test or recovery from Covid-19.
Those entering Portugal by road or train from outside the EU -- or from EU countries deemed "red" or "dark red" in the EU's color risk categories -- must present either a PCR test taken within 72 hours, or an antigen test taken within 48 hours, or proof of vaccination, or an EU Digital Certificate proving recent test or recovery.

I do not know if this overrides that or not https://pt.usembassy.gov/covid-19-information/

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Ralph has this dumbass idea to go to Portugal to pwn Tardski, but Portugal is in "A state of Calamity" so he needs to be vaccinated, he would need a negative PCR antigen test before he goes and when he arrived and he has to come in by an approved Country which is why he keeps wondering why there are only flights with stop overs.

Dumb ideas by Ethan Ralph

Spoiler

The basics
Portugal recently entered what the government calls a State of Calamity in response to a recent rise in Covid cases following the emergence of the Omicron coronavirus variant.
Bars and clubs were shut for the past few weeks, but they reopened January 14.
Portugal remains open for tourism with some restrictions in place. See more below.
Who can go
Residents of the EU and Schengen-associated countries can travel to Portugal.
Arrivals from the following destinations can also currently enter Portugal for non-essential travel -- Saudi Arabia, Argentina, Australia, Bahrain, Canada, Chile, Colombia, South Korea, UAE, Indonesia, Kuwait, New Zealand, Peru, Qatar, Rwanda, Uruguay, Hong Kong and Taiwan. See below for the rules.
All travelers entering Portugal must present a negative PCR or antigen test, regardless of their vaccination status or country of origin. Children under 12 are exempt from this rule.
Flights to Portugal from South Africa, Botswana, Essuatini, Lesotho, Mozambique, Namibia and Zimbabwe are currently suspended.
Travelers who have been in these countries within the past 14 days must self-isolate for 14 days upon arrival in Portugal, and do a PCR or lateral flow test upon arrival at the airport.
This quarantine can end on the third day if travelers test negative on that day.
What are the restrictions?
These restrictions reflect arrivals to mainland Portugal. For instructions on going to the Azores or Madeira, see here.
For mainland Portugal, travelers must produce either a PCR test taken within 72 hours of boarding or an antigen test taken within 48 hours of boarding.
Children under 12 do not need to have a test. All passengers must also complete a passenger locator card before departure.
Arriving in Portugal by sea entails the same entry regulations as air.
Those entering Portugal by road or train from EU countries deemed "low or moderate risk" must hold a COVID EU Digital Certificate proving vaccination, recent test or recovery from Covid-19.
Those entering Portugal by road or train from outside the EU -- or from EU countries deemed "red" or "dark red" in the EU's color risk categories -- must present either a PCR test taken within 72 hours, or an antigen test taken within 48 hours, or proof of vaccination, or an EU Digital Certificate proving recent test or recovery.

Ignoring the EUs retarded covid restrictions - Ralph should be glad he has a low profile, he's exactly the sort of person the EU or UK would probably ban from entry.

His association with the likes of Mark Collet alone would paint a target on his back.

The reality is, he's probably not on their radar because by sheer luck the Gunts RCS is perfectly designed to bounce radar waves in different directions. He's got a stealth Gunt.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Ralph has this dumbass idea to go to Portugal to pwn Tardski, but Portugal is in "A state of Calamity" so he needs to be vaccinated, he would need a negative PCR antigen test before he goes and when he arrived and he has to come in by an approved Country which is why he keeps wondering why there are only flights with stop overs.

Dumb ideas by Ethan Ralph

Spoiler

The basics
Portugal recently entered what the government calls a State of Calamity in response to a recent rise in Covid cases following the emergence of the Omicron coronavirus variant.
Bars and clubs were shut for the past few weeks, but they reopened January 14.
Portugal remains open for tourism with some restrictions in place. See more below.
Who can go
Residents of the EU and Schengen-associated countries can travel to Portugal.
Arrivals from the following destinations can also currently enter Portugal for non-essential travel -- Saudi Arabia, Argentina, Australia, Bahrain, Canada, Chile, Colombia, South Korea, UAE, Indonesia, Kuwait, New Zealand, Peru, Qatar, Rwanda, Uruguay, Hong Kong and Taiwan. See below for the rules.
All travelers entering Portugal must present a negative PCR or antigen test, regardless of their vaccination status or country of origin. Children under 12 are exempt from this rule.
Flights to Portugal from South Africa, Botswana, Essuatini, Lesotho, Mozambique, Namibia and Zimbabwe are currently suspended.
Travelers who have been in these countries within the past 14 days must self-isolate for 14 days upon arrival in Portugal, and do a PCR or lateral flow test upon arrival at the airport.
This quarantine can end on the third day if travelers test negative on that day.
What are the restrictions?
These restrictions reflect arrivals to mainland Portugal. For instructions on going to the Azores or Madeira, see here.
For mainland Portugal, travelers must produce either a PCR test taken within 72 hours of boarding or an antigen test taken within 48 hours of boarding.
Children under 12 do not need to have a test. All passengers must also complete a passenger locator card before departure.
Arriving in Portugal by sea entails the same entry regulations as air.
Those entering Portugal by road or train from EU countries deemed "low or moderate risk" must hold a COVID EU Digital Certificate proving vaccination, recent test or recovery from Covid-19.
Those entering Portugal by road or train from outside the EU -- or from EU countries deemed "red" or "dark red" in the EU's color risk categories -- must present either a PCR test taken within 72 hours, or an antigen test taken within 48 hours, or proof of vaccination, or an EU Digital Certificate proving recent test or recovery.

Getting vaxx'd to go to a country you don't care about but not to see your dying Mama, all to pwn Cokeski.

just wigger things

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

His association with the likes of Mark Collet alone would paint a target on his back.

You really think the EU/UK authorities can sit through Mark Collets videos. I feel bad for the poor sap at “Hope Not Hate” documenting Collett.

Hopefully they just rubber stamp anything regarding Collett.

 

[Frog Ken]

As a subject of the Crown, I', pretty sure the only way Ralph would get banned from the UK was if someone started a campaign to stop him from coming.
Individual bans need a campaign to convince the current Home Secretary a ban is the right thing to do. If enough of a stink is created then the politician decides it is easier to ban the person than put up with the hassle.
Ralph is nowhere near big enough to get this and probably not extreme enough either. But if a campaign group had access to all the things he has said on the air over the years I'm sure they could make a convincing enough argument, they'd just need a big campaign to get the job done.

Random Note: Just discovered Tariq Nasheed is banned from the UK. Buck Status: Deported

 

[Rei is shit]

Ralph has this dumbass idea to go to Portugal to pwn Tardski, but Portugal is in "A state of Calamity" so he needs to be vaccinated, he would need a negative PCR antigen test before he goes and when he arrived and he has to come in by an approved Country which is why he keeps wondering why there are only flights with stop overs.

Dumb ideas by Ethan Ralph

Spoiler

The basics
Portugal recently entered what the government calls a State of Calamity in response to a recent rise in Covid cases following the emergence of the Omicron coronavirus variant.
Bars and clubs were shut for the past few weeks, but they reopened January 14.
Portugal remains open for tourism with some restrictions in place. See more below.
Who can go
Residents of the EU and Schengen-associated countries can travel to Portugal.
Arrivals from the following destinations can also currently enter Portugal for non-essential travel -- Saudi Arabia, Argentina, Australia, Bahrain, Canada, Chile, Colombia, South Korea, UAE, Indonesia, Kuwait, New Zealand, Peru, Qatar, Rwanda, Uruguay, Hong Kong and Taiwan. See below for the rules.
All travelers entering Portugal must present a negative PCR or antigen test, regardless of their vaccination status or country of origin. Children under 12 are exempt from this rule.
Flights to Portugal from South Africa, Botswana, Essuatini, Lesotho, Mozambique, Namibia and Zimbabwe are currently suspended.
Travelers who have been in these countries within the past 14 days must self-isolate for 14 days upon arrival in Portugal, and do a PCR or lateral flow test upon arrival at the airport.
This quarantine can end on the third day if travelers test negative on that day.
What are the restrictions?
These restrictions reflect arrivals to mainland Portugal. For instructions on going to the Azores or Madeira, see here.
For mainland Portugal, travelers must produce either a PCR test taken within 72 hours of boarding or an antigen test taken within 48 hours of boarding.
Children under 12 do not need to have a test. All passengers must also complete a passenger locator card before departure.
Arriving in Portugal by sea entails the same entry regulations as air.
Those entering Portugal by road or train from EU countries deemed "low or moderate risk" must hold a COVID EU Digital Certificate proving vaccination, recent test or recovery from Covid-19.
Those entering Portugal by road or train from outside the EU -- or from EU countries deemed "red" or "dark red" in the EU's color risk categories -- must present either a PCR test taken within 72 hours, or an antigen test taken within 48 hours, or proof of vaccination, or an EU Digital Certificate proving recent test or recovery.

Thats great and all but what about casinos and horse tracks? If that shit is closed its probably a no-go for ralph.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

I wonder if they could do a thing with Streetbeefs? They're big on gimmicky fights, are legally dubious but still operate and probably wouldn't mind a bump in numbers but Andy and Ralph don't exactly bring the kind of people you want associated with any brand. Bare Knuckle Kingdom or Fight Circus might do it, but they operate out of Thailand.

No small, local-ish MMA promotion worth anything would or could take the fight for a multitude of reasons. They'd probably want main card or even main event placement and want to do their extravagant boxing-style entrances which further fills up time for a match that very few care about between untrained fighters in different weight classes. All for an arena of maybe a few hundred.
The whole song and dance is an excuse to not actually do anything while building attention. Two dudes that want to fuck each other up don't discuss and plan location anywhere beyond "this place, this time", No matter how petty and retarded either of them are, they won't carry this feeling this strongly any longer than a week because they're also both lazy fuckers.

They'd be better off just renting a ring or even setting up an some fence in the middle of nowhere (which is what Streetbeefs does), advertise a bit show up and settle their business in a boring fight that goes full-time with no clear winner. However since they want money, that won't happen.
The greed overtakes any pride or desire these two have to actually hurt the other. Give it a few and they'll be chummy again, then they'll be enemies again.

If this actually does happen (and I sincerely hope it does). Ralph wins if he trains cardio and wrasslin. He doesn't really need to focus on striking due to mass and a natural lower center of gravity. Warski on his back can't do shit against an overgrown toddler that isn't gassed. Easy ground control win. Andy should go for TD defense and striking, mainly leg kicks, Ralph with fucked up legs can't push in and give Andy the T-Rex treatment, and his legs'll probably give out on him after a while. Good fundamentals take too long and too much effort to build for these guys.

Until then, that fight between Alice and the pornstar will still be my fave.

 

[GaryGrey]

https://cnft.io/token/61e4ef60adb53a1c7680f58f

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"I think"
Hard to say this is a vicious tweet when its confirmation is so weak. As a professor used to say about indecisive language, "No one says 'I think I made it to the bathroom.' Either you made it or you are covered in shit."

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

How does Ralph going to Portugal pwn Warski?

Did I miss something or is this just the way The Beautiful Gunt thinks these days?

 

[AltisticRight]

Some picks from Andy's Twitter:
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What an absolute retard. Imagine getting dabbed on by Donga. Ralph has less dexterity than a crippled AIDS ridden man bound to a wheelchair.

One could even argue he's less mobile.

Ralph has this dumbass idea to go to Portugal to pwn Tardski, but Portugal is in "A state of Calamity" so he needs to be vaccinated, he would need a negative PCR antigen test before he goes and when he arrived and he has to come in by an approved Country which is why he keeps wondering why there are only flights with stop overs.

Dumb ideas by Ethan Ralph

Spoiler

The basics
Portugal recently entered what the government calls a State of Calamity in response to a recent rise in Covid cases following the emergence of the Omicron coronavirus variant.
Bars and clubs were shut for the past few weeks, but they reopened January 14.
Portugal remains open for tourism with some restrictions in place. See more below.
Who can go
Residents of the EU and Schengen-associated countries can travel to Portugal.
Arrivals from the following destinations can also currently enter Portugal for non-essential travel -- Saudi Arabia, Argentina, Australia, Bahrain, Canada, Chile, Colombia, South Korea, UAE, Indonesia, Kuwait, New Zealand, Peru, Qatar, Rwanda, Uruguay, Hong Kong and Taiwan. See below for the rules.
All travelers entering Portugal must present a negative PCR or antigen test, regardless of their vaccination status or country of origin. Children under 12 are exempt from this rule.
Flights to Portugal from South Africa, Botswana, Essuatini, Lesotho, Mozambique, Namibia and Zimbabwe are currently suspended.
Travelers who have been in these countries within the past 14 days must self-isolate for 14 days upon arrival in Portugal, and do a PCR or lateral flow test upon arrival at the airport.
This quarantine can end on the third day if travelers test negative on that day.
What are the restrictions?
These restrictions reflect arrivals to mainland Portugal. For instructions on going to the Azores or Madeira, see here.
For mainland Portugal, travelers must produce either a PCR test taken within 72 hours of boarding or an antigen test taken within 48 hours of boarding.
Children under 12 do not need to have a test. All passengers must also complete a passenger locator card before departure.
Arriving in Portugal by sea entails the same entry regulations as air.
Those entering Portugal by road or train from EU countries deemed "low or moderate risk" must hold a COVID EU Digital Certificate proving vaccination, recent test or recovery from Covid-19.
Those entering Portugal by road or train from outside the EU -- or from EU countries deemed "red" or "dark red" in the EU's color risk categories -- must present either a PCR test taken within 72 hours, or an antigen test taken within 48 hours, or proof of vaccination, or an EU Digital Certificate proving recent test or recovery.

Chances are Ralph is vaccinated, those Vegas trips are of great importance to the Ralphamale.

 

[Red Thief]

Slight powerlevel but I've fought at streetbeefs (me and 1000000 other interchangeable southern hicks.) There's two ways they could do that if they wanted to.

1) sign up on their Facebook page. There's literally zero oversight if you want to just show up and fight. And I've seen gunts that rival Ralph's and know for a fact there's no health screening.

2) a "beef fight". You contact one of their mods and let them know you want to use one of their spots to settle shit. They've even had beef fights between people disagreeing over politics before. It's no time limit and small gloves only. No rules outside of the reasonable no eye gouging, nut kicking, etc. They won't get any special treatment and no rights to the footage unless they negioate with them, since you sign those away after you sign a one click contract they send thru fb messenger

 

[Frog Ken]

I thought Ralph needed to raise money for lawyers fees, how can he afford a week in another continent? Is he not saving up for his new baby?
Anyway, is he actually gonna try to do this just to annoy Warski?
Also more thin skinned gunt action

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As much as the Gunt is a disaster, he’s at least funny. Warski is just annoying as hell.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

How does Ralph going to Portugal pwn Warski?

Did I miss something or is this just the way The Beautiful Gunt thinks these days?

Is Portugal well known for their Casinos or will the Gunt start watching Bull Fights / Chases and Cock fights?

 

[AltisticRight]

As much as the Gunt is a disaster, he’s at least funny. Warski is just annoying as hell.

Neither are funny, or rather funny intentionally. Their actions and the following consequences are funny.

 

[Very Big Hat]

Neither are funny, or rather funny intentionally. Their actions and the following consequences are funny.

The worst thing about Warski is his glad-hand, rudderless, transparent nature. He is an insecure, petty person and yet for some reason a great many people to this fucking day still insist that he's this affable goof who means well.

It's the same reason I hate Surfer, but as I've said before at least Surfer is/was funny.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Ralph sperging out on Warski and PPP for second towards the end on today Tequila Sunrise

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