Crossover Ethan Ralph vs. Bryan Dunn - A closeted homosexual tries to top a fat wigger.

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They're technically already 'sanctioned' in every state that allows mutual combat so just find a non-public place and get a couple of friends to film it on cellphones and shout 'worldstar!' over and over.
Ralph legitimately will not do that and made a rant about this statement of people “jumping” or “showing up to” ralphs residency or areas that he is in. Stating he would violently kill or hospitalize anyone who dared to do this and contact police officers immediately if this case unfolded.

this seem related too CECA loader repeatedly antagonizing ecelebs and Ralph about someone showing up to violently harm ralph at his home.
The original posts here were put into this thread by moderation but Ralph made the intial statement to want contracts with me and specifically do a Killstream.tv live boxing event. Idc how we do it as long as its agreed upon and he cannot come after me in the process. If he had not made these retarded loud statements directed at me repeatedly I wouldnt have even cared.

Its pretty simple tbh.

No, thanks, I like competition.


I am waiting for an answer, since I have no idea what are you talking about. Maybe you should limit your exposure to brain damage.


Well, Ralph has Gator. Not sure who Bryan can ask though.
Nah thats a pussy beta answer and I cant understand anything without a proper essay format breaking it down from you to me or preferably a livestream from you possibly taking callers explaining everything in great detail.
 
Forget about knocking on Ralph's door or even getting a proxy who is man enough to deliver a statement or a letter informing Ralph that you accepted his challenge.

12 minutes to a mile is a near fail for 9 year olds to 13 year olds taking fitness tests. And you expect to scare Ralph and impress the forum? Be grateful I didn't make Rekieta read out superchats about how 9 to 13 year olds run faster and are fitter than you.

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Grades that clocking 12 min for 1.6km (which is roughly a mile) will land you if you are:

9 years old, a D grade
10 years old, D grade
11 years old, D grade
12 years old, E grade
13 years old, E grade

You are 31 this year, King of Pol.
Can this be considered running even? More like a fast walking.

Nah thats a pussy beta answer
Ralph legitimately will not do that and made a rant about this statement of people “jumping” or “showing up to” ralphs residency or areas that he is in. Stating he would violently kill or hospitalize anyone who dared to do this and contact police officers immediately if this case unfolded.
Lol, ok.
 
Ralph legitimately will not do that and made a rant about this statement of people “jumping” or “showing up to” ralphs residency or areas that he is in. Stating he would violently kill or hospitalize anyone who dared to do this and contact police officers immediately if this case unfolded.
Legal self-defense laws are gay and effeminate if you want to kill somebody just hide in a bush outside their house and hit them in the back of the head and jump on their head.
 
Forget about knocking on Ralph's door or even getting a proxy who is man enough to deliver a statement or a letter informing Ralph that you accepted his challenge.

12 minutes to a mile is a near fail for 9 year olds to 13 year olds taking fitness tests. And you expect to scare Ralph and impress the forum? Be grateful I didn't make Rekieta read out superchats about how 9 to 13 year olds run faster and are fitter than you.

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Grades that clocking 12 min for 1.6km (which is roughly a mile) will land you if you are:

9 years old, a D grade
10 years old, D grade
11 years old, D grade
12 years old, E grade
13 years old, E grade

You are 31 this year, King of Pol.
He's (not) fighting Ralph, a man who got out of breathe when walking fast to get to the arrest of Chris Chan. Anything below a mile in 15 minutes gives you a distinct advantage when it comes to cardio.
 
Ralph legitimately will not do that and made a rant about this statement of people “jumping” or “showing up to” ralphs residency or areas that he is in. Stating he would violently kill or hospitalize anyone who dared to do this and contact police officers immediately if this case unfolded.
We have recent video of Ethan Ralph needlessly escalating minor conflict into violence. He can't own firearms and is too out of shape to do anything but smash gunts. Just knock on his door if you really want to fight him, he will absolutely take a swing at you. If you're concerned about his police threat, you know where he lives so just spend the day at the nearest convenience store so you can say hi when he's getting new ass napkins
 
We have recent video of Ethan Ralph needlessly escalating minor conflict into violence. He can't own firearms and is too out of shape to do anything but smash gunts. Just knock on his door if you really want to fight him, he will absolutely take a swing at you. If you're concerned about his police threat, you know where he lives so just spend the day at the nearest convenience store so you can say hi when he's getting new ass napkins
May has a firearm. I would love to see Ralph and Bryan smash gunts, but he would have no way of knowing if May's firearm is in that house or her parents.
 
May has a firearm. I would love to see Ralph and Bryan smash gunts, but he would have no way of knowing if May's firearm is in that house or her parents.
So Bryan hangs out at the convenience store then.

If Mantsu is still on site, Ralph isn't gonna touch that gun to catch some serious charges as a felon who shot a man and we've seen her firearm handling. Bryan is likely safe. Like most however, I have my doubts that she's still around. She's been mostly unseen since the wedding didn't happen
 
So Bryan hangs out at the convenience store then.

If Mantsu is still on site, Ralph isn't gonna touch that gun to catch some serious charges as a felon who shot a man and we've seen her firearm handling. Bryan is likely safe. Like most however, I have my doubts that she's still around. She's been mostly unseen since the wedding didn't happen
Why not you show up first and livestream it. Ill be right behind ya champ.
 
Why not you show up first and livestream it. Ill be right behind ya champ.
Well I'm not the one who started a thread about training to fight Ethan Ralph big guy. I would never steal your thunder that way.

Also, some practical advice. Ethan has shown off his fighting move. Get your trainer to just run into you belly first over and over, practice up dealing with that
 
What did you mean by this? Explain
Well, you've asked for it.

Do you guys remember how in 2018 Tonka asked Bryan this?
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TL;DR Tonka asks Bryan where is the gym where he is training and Bryan loses his balls right there. I repeat, Bryan is afraid of Tonka - ultimate internet tough guy.

But that wasn't the end. Right after this Bryan films himself jogging creates his new sock SagatAlwaysWins and does this.
can someone explain to me how Andy and the majority of IBS guys have thread's but Tonkasaw does not? If the Tea Clips video "It's Art" did not solidify Andy's low point and his interactions with Tonka then I am not sure what more evidence can be shown

After his sock gets merged, he creates another one and begins anew.
Tonka needs his own thread tbh. How that has not happened during all his sperg outs, lies, drama filled backstabbing/attention seeking behavior is kind of weird.

He goes so far that he tries to make one himself, but it's so bad that it gets shitcanned.
What's funny was that I was able to get ahold of the rough-draft of the Tonka Thread and finished it only for it to be completely stone-walled by Moderators on Proving Grounds because the dox was incomplete or unverified by a trusted user on this site. I removed the dox section due to it not really being relevant and yet, the proving grounds mods still will not put the thread up for discussion. I can't really understand it fully but I do not believe we will get the tonka thread that should have been put up months ago due to "Red Tape" issues.

You submitted an OP which was not written by you, nor did you actually try verifying any information about him. There were glaring errors which you didn't catch. The dox would be the only new part about Tonka. If someone wants to make an OP about Tonka that is actually researched, then go ahead.

I've been getting reports that this thread is nearly dead. From the looks of it, content has been sagging. If this doesn't get anymore interesting, this thread will be locked to prevent dipshits from using it as a PA.

He then keeps crying for weeks for someone to make a thread on that damn TonkaSaw!
LOL so Tonkasaw has thrown the gautlet down on Boomer Jim. He's taken Sargons side and demanded Jim "Step up and fist fight Sargon you pussy" his words not mine. He is live right now getting BTFO as the chat is now eating his dumbass alive for saying Sargon is a "real man unlike Jim". Lol what the fuck is wrong with these ecelebs?


I bet @BoingBoingBoi has been constantly adding new entries into his Tonka thread due to his repeated slapfight attempts last week


When this sock gets shitcanned, he makes another one to post in Tonka's thread.
New Tonka leaks part 1, 2, and 3 provided by Tea Clips




And of course gloats when Knoxville happens.
I'm an hour into this stream and it's like a slow trainwreck building up. Tonka has no idea how fucking stupid he looks the entire time he opens his mouth. What a shitshow.

lol @trigon and @debatelimination look pretty dumb right now. I think tonka's e-celeb career is beyond dead. I personally think his show will have a week boost from this of people just shitting on him and then itll be below 100 viewers permanently from now on.

Tonka is going to commit fucking suicide. I have never seen someone eat so much shit on the internet til today. I feel as if his Service Provider has to come to his house and permanently remove any access to the internet for life after this. Even then I dont know if that is a proper solution still. This is way worse then mundanematt or any other lolcows fall on this site in my opinion.

Edit: anyone who thinks I am being :optimistic: I really want you to put yourself in his shoes right about now. At the very least, suicide is an option in his mind right now. No doubt about that.

He then cried "Tonka wanted to harm me" or something like that, but I can't find it right now, so don't quote me on this.

And don't forget how he promised to beat @BSV into coma, but then resorted to using KF as his personal army. This is how he recalls those events.

In bsv's case he contactesd my job multiple times to "complain" until I was fired. He then made a website called internetpolice which was a shitty wiki where he catalogued my entire family. He has contacted the police on me because he challenged me to a fist fight and fred fuchs tried to set it up I made a promo of it sorta on twitter for SoK boxing match and he used it to contact the police about death threats or some shit had to deal with cops at my work. He contacted my parents and my gf repeated times to complain about my podcast and my thoughts on DSP or me making fun of him or me showing him threatening me on skype in a podcast etc. Ive had to find fake facebook accounts following my girl or me that would actively catalog things. Whether they are bsv or not idk but he would share pictures of my child to poke at me etc(im assuming) or send weird messages like this one. Or contact me on discord. Ive begged him to stop his weird obsession with me after its been over a year and he responds with how much he loves me or I make him smile. Its akward and I do not seek it. I hope he moves on but I dont expect it anytime soon nor do I attempt to make it public as often as possible because I assume he just wanted attention and validation. I dont hold ill will towards him either just uncomfortable overall because hes got me fired and all the other stuff. With randoms they just call my parents or me or my cousins and tell them crazy shit like I beat women or I rape people its annoying at this point.
None of this "harassment" is true, by the way.

So, @theralph, I think, you should agree to fight Bryan. All you have to do is show up.
 
Well I'm not the one who started a thread about training to fight Ethan Ralph big guy. I would never steal your thunder that way.

Also, some practical advice. Ethan has shown off his fighting move. Get your trainer to just run into you belly first over and over, practice up dealing with that
To be fair, he didn't start the thread. I moved his posts out of the general Killstream thread and made a new.
 
All of Ralph's recent galpals have seemingly had major daddy issues.

Given Bryan's likely fractious relationship with his father who has had some....legal entanglements...and the fact that Ralph kinda looks like his father, is Bryan simply another "girl" with daddy issues itching for a gunting?

Bryan I like you bud and your goofiness is funny and a bit endearing. Maybe just dial it back a few notches? No need to be such an expositionist.
 
To be fair, he didn't start the thread. I moved his posts out of the general Killstream thread and made a new.
Ok, fair. He still did come here to announce it and his training regimen for some reason, so I'll still let him have his glory
 
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Why not you show up first and livestream it. Ill be right behind ya champ.
It would be great content, and you of course are free to sacrifice yourself at the altar of kino, but honestly it’s not a good idea to show up to his house, especially given the posts ITT.

If you really wanna do this, just pick a date and time, and an empty parking structure. On the day and time scheduled, video him no-showing. That’s all you realistically can expect to come of this.
 
Maybe just dial it back a few notches? No need to be such an expositionist.
Will you believe me if I say that he got even worse than he was? I thought he was crazy when he called people in his thread socks of 3-5 e-fags he had a beef with, but now he is even more delusional.

it’s not a good idea to show up to his house, especially given the posts ITT.
Oh, come on, it might be the only chance to get him institutionalized.
 
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He's (not) fighting Ralph, a man who got out of breathe when walking fast to get to the arrest of Chris Chan. Anything below a mile in 15 minutes gives you a distinct advantage when it comes to cardio.
All Ralph needs to do is to sit on KoP. Ralph needn't run. It is KoP who needs to run away.

Considering that KoP can't even outrun 9 year olds, I think I can understand why he is pussying out when I suggested he meets Ralph face to face.

Which leads to this question. Who is more hated? Ralph or KoP?
 
All Ralph needs to do is to sit on KoP. Ralph needn't run. It is KoP who needs to run away.

Considering that KoP can't even outrun 9 year olds, I think I can understand why he is pussying out when I suggested he meets Ralph face to face.
You haven't been following punt the gunt very closely. Bryan has a weight advantage as of the last weigh in
 
Wasn't it Bryan that had like 50 years of muai thai under his belt? I distinctly remember him talking about it. Although we all know he was afraid of his petite ex pretend to be wife. We have at least seen Ralph fight. It would be cool to see Bryan for once do something other then act like a tough guy on the Internet.

Your gym videos aren't very intimidating Bryan, but I suppose you know that.
 
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