🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

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  • lol no

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You know he thinks this makes him sound like a massive badass, instead of what he actually sounds like, which is pathetic. Might as well say that you can be easily manipulated by angering you.
Lmao the pure edge of this pathetic weirdo who has teenage angst when he's about to die of being fat and old and is he even in his 40s yet? This dude is gonna die.
 
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Even got the gunt as well

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lean is usually made with codeine-promethazine cough syrup and not your normal NyQuil that you get at Walmart. Usually some nigger will fake bronchitis symptoms for it as that's the only legal way to get in the states and it's cheaper doing it that way as Medicaid will foot most of the bill, instead of paying some dealer a premium.

Now if Ralph wants easy access to lean he's probably in the right country for it as European countries don't have the same restrictions the US has when it comes to narcotics and most sell codeine over the counter. So Ralph you better nigger it up while you're in Lisbon, wouldn't want your trip just to be sperging out on Twitter in a foreign country.

Off topic Fun fact lean is currently a problem in the UK proving that the British are truly just niggers.

I dont know which European countries you mean but by now nearly every country heavily restricts opiates, or really anything you could abuse
 
Imagine bragging unironically — on Twitter, no less — about being a sizzurp connoisseur. This is the shit-for-brains who thinks he has any leverage whatsoever in child custody battles. :story: I guess he can always blame the lean for the cognitive damage.
Ralph and black people have a real love hate relationship...
 
Imagine bragging unironically — on Twitter, no less — about being a sizzurp connoisseur. This is the shit-for-brains who thinks he has any leverage whatsoever in child custody battles. :story: I guess he can always blame the lean for the cognitive damage.
Here was I, who thought lean either meant lean milk (gross) or lean cuisine (pretty good vegan food), and I was wondering why he's so fat if that's the kind of diet he has.
Lean, also known as purple drank, purp, or oil, and several other names, is a recreational drug beverage, prepared by mixing prescription strength cough or cold syrup containing codeine and promethazine with a soft drink. The beverage originated in Houston and is popular among the hip hop culture of the southern United States.
What a fucking worthless druggie hick. And he expects what, custody of any sorts?
Can he have an avatar that doesn't make me want to violently assault my screen with my fists?
 
Claims to average $1200 on streaming days but $1100/month is too much child support. Working one day a month for your child is just an unreasonable demand?

How to know if someone is lying about the money and lying about caring for the child.
He has the money to go on a reroll spite trip to hopefully get his pudgy face rearranged again at the drop of a hat but $1100 a month to see the son he has been seething and squealing about for months, lamenting how evil the Vickers are and how they are doing everything to stop him from establishing a relationship, is apparently unacceptable.

His priorities are as straight as his owner Nicholas J Fuentes.
 
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