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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Ralph really should go live like a King in South Africa, he got a personal invitation to go there by a true South African citizen, after all.

Do you know how many nigger bitches there are in Africa just waiting for a Ralphamale to put them in their place for a dollar? I don't know why Ralph is being such a pussy and denying himself wigger paradise.
This needs to happen. Ralph in Africa would be pure content until he dies, which would be before sundown. He'd be killed on his first run to buy street Xannies. Or they'd sell him mandrax or captogon. That would actually be awesome to watch.
 
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This needs to happen. Ralph in Africa would be pure content until he dies, which would be before sundown. He'd be killed on his first run to buy street Xannies. Or they'd sell him mandrax or captogen. That would actually be awesome to watch.
They'd sell him jenkem. And he'd buy it.
 
This needs to happen. Ralph in Africa would be pure content until he dies, which would be before sundown. He'd be killed on his first run to buy street Xannies. Or they'd sell him mandrax or captogen. That would actually be awesome to watch.
It’s way too early in the morning for this, but there’s a video elsewhere on this site of an obese African being hacked with a machete. It seems to take an eternity for him to die. It’s not like the cartel videos, these fellas don’t have any protocols per se. It’s primitive.
Whenever I hear ReRoll crying, and Mantsu and ralph are being gross in his studio, I can’t help thinking of that particular video. Aficionados know the one.
 
Ralph in Africa arc is the finale the people deserve and has so much potential - mosquitos biting Ralph then instantly dropping dead after ODing on his Xanax filled blood, the natives attempting to necklace Ralph but giving up after they can't find a tire wide enough to fit around his gunt, Cozy.tv Rozy getting adopted by a pack of hyenas, Meigh getting turned into soup by a witch doctor, etc.

Do it Fatman
 
Ethan is having a huge meltdown, even had a Twitter space about Wendell. He has a degree in political science! On mobile and at work, no archive.View attachment 5041468
I'm sorry, but whatever gibberish (dootch?) language that is, made reading it 10x more amusing.
Std is a very fitting time measure for the sektur.

Imagine lying about something as pathetic as a poli sci degree. That's like repeating high school. And then not even having it. Imagine being a midget on as many levels as Ralph. He's literally a physical midget, barely over five feet. A normal woman towers over him. And he's a mental midget as well, a profoundly stupid tiny little man. He has a short little dick. He's short on child support.

He's too poor to even live in America or a real country at all.

He is a tiny little midget on every level it's possible to be a tiny, small man. No wonder he's so angry all the time. It must suck to be such a minuscule midgety-ass little motherfucker in mind, body, dick, and character.
I don't know, I've learned more from austere scholar, Dr. Efan Ralf, than I ever did undertaking my education.

I've learned that :
  1. good domestic AND foreign policy is to burn as many bridges as possible
  2. being punched to a fine puree on foreign soil is a massive fucking win
  3. sticking your trotters into as many fucked up pies as you can, cannot backfire on you, if you move your centre of domestic power to a country your daddy never gave you
  4. If all else fails, beg for money.
Actually, he could be President of the US, Israel or Ukraine with policy edicts like this.
 
Not that it's particularly interesting, but Ethan managed to get his @KillstreamLive account unbanned if anyone even actually noticed or cared:
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The amusing part is that it still says "Tweets not authored by Ethan Ralph". Still sticking with that one? Never change. :gunt:
 
I came across this passage reading last night and realized Ralphamales existed two hundred years ago.
Literary and artistic alogging of Ralph & Meigh actually dates back even further, to the 13th century. Unfortunately, due to an error originally made in translation from Latin to McDonald's which was later repeated by all the subsequent illuminators and never corrected, this niche genre went down in annals of history as Judensau rather than the correct term Guntensau, which is clearly used in the original manuscript. See for yourself:
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I don't think Ralph can be confident that he didn't film his pile of trash. I wonder if he has "oh shit" moment thinking he actually showed his room on video.

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You have been encouraged.
 
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I am LOVING the "Ralph protects someone who enabled a pedophile for years" arc, partly because I think he's so xannied out he doesn't know what is or isn't true.
It's even worse than that.
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Site is recovering, I can't post pics yet.
"No. I'm not gonna disavow the guy who got me back on Twitter. Would take a lot more than that!"
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Raging at Harry at 6 AM
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He lied, he streamed for 2.5 hours with about 250 viewers.
 
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It's even worse than that.
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Site is recovering, I can't post pics yet.
"No. I'm not gonna disavow the guy who got me back on Twitter. Would take a lot more than that!"
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Ralph is married to a paedophile, and is now refusing to disavow a paedophile because he helped him get his twitter back. His boss is a nonce protector too, who knew about this shit but still exposed young vulnerable boys to him because he was useful to have around.
Fuck these people.
 
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