🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MirnaMinkoff]

You believe his bobble-head photoshops? The quad tits, gunt and chin fat are all still there.

She’s not ‘his’ anything. She’s an escort he pays for whenever he can afford it (which is every other month.)
Here are Deni’s rules that Ralph must play by:
1) I’m not your ‘girlfriend.’
2) we can meet up IF you have the $$
3) keep my name out your mouth.
4) no pics. keep my image off your SM.

5) He must take her places she can take photos for her IG, and he must not be anywhere in said photos.

I do love that Ralph has accepted his cuck status. She will take his money, he can take her shopping and to tourist sites but she cannot be publicly associated with the pigman on SM. He also tries to believe she’s hiding him because of her trad family. LMAO. I guess that keeps the whimpering at night to a minimum.

Ralph went from a retarded woman who was proud of him to one who’s ashamed to do anything but take his money.

He announced watching the eclipse and doing a stream after that. No stream and no further activities on both twitter accounts.
That's highly unusual, Gunt's thirst for likes would have him tweeting pictures of the 5 star location from where he was watching the eclipse, with added cringe comments about pagan curses inflicted on his enemies.
What happened? Did the reality of him having to live the sad, lonely cat lady life for the next 6 weeks before he could afford another GF experience hit him too hard?
Someone posted on Twitter that he is following her IG, but she doesn't follow his - SAD! Simp!
Another possibility is that the fine citizens of Merida beat him to a pulp as soon as the eclipse darkness fell over the peninsula, robbing his phone, purse and dentures.

The eclipse is a big nothing burger where Ralph is. You can hold up your glasses and see a bit of black across the sun. His camera would have not have been able to capture even that boring bit. If someone didn’t tell Ralph an eclipse was happening he would have never noticed.

Dani’s hometown in Sinola, however, is in the path of totality where the eclipse is epic af and you get to see the ring of fire and total darkness. I’m sure Dani got home in time to enjoy an amazing event with a bunch of friends, and Ralphadollars in her pocket. She could see the total eclipse, no glasses needed during totality to gaze directly upon the sun.

Gunt OTOH stood outside all alone with some paper glasses squinting to see something. Maybe. He might have missed it entirely knowing Gunty.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

His low-budget struggle vacays are getting more entertaining the broker he gets. Remember this one, in ‘one of the BEST neighborhoods in Messico City!’
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where he spent the whole time within 2 blocks of his hotel?
And ate more food!
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(a charred hunk of meat and a plate of fries, BISH.)

I don’t even think it was that much. This was a broke bitch’s vacay.

Ralph seems to have confused the word shoe leather with prime. Even the fries look shitty.
Imagine eating this boot.

I looked up that Las Chalupitas and the food looks really good so of course Ralph goes to get authentic Argentinian beef(not Argentine right Ralph?) in Mexico because they are right next to each other and not 5000 miles apart.

 

[Obscura539]

Deni’s friends and family would light her up if she posted herself with Ralph. Of course she wouldn’t publicly admit to being in any sort of arrangement with him. I wonder how hot the shower needs to be to get the gunt grease off.

Everyone leaves Ralph in time. After all this time it will probably just be him and his cats.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

They are definitely having sex.

Ralph wouldn't bother hanging out with her otherwise.

Even if The Gunt and Pantsuela are having the freakiest deakiest mind-blowing sex imaginable, he’s still paying an escort and flexing about it a much as he can under her rules of “don’t show my face in pics, don’t mention my name, etc. because I don’t want my parents to find out that I’m a hooker or that I’m dating a gross Gunted person like you”.

I’m not even sure that going through a litany of hookers is anything to try and flex on, but he’s calling this one his girlfriend when we know she’s getting paid for her participation.

Who knows. The Gunt is major league stupid. He told everyone about that time he made himself a cuckold by paying a Mexican gigolo to rail Pantsu up her caboose While he watched. Maybe to him paying a hooker to be your girlfriend really IS a flex.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

If he had even a basic conversational grasp of Spanish he probably could have had some similar arrangement with a local woman without outright engaging in soliciting prostitution (she probably would still be expecting a green-card-marriage type deal though). But we all know Ralph is too lazy and selfish for that;

I can personally attest that Ralph could never get anyone a green card for a litany of reasons. I'll give you just a few of the most important ones from my experience.

1. He would need original government documents, IE: birth certificate, Social Security card, ect. He can get them but Ralph cannot afford, nor would he be able to deal with the process of getting these documents.

2. He can't afford to file the papers, as well as go through the rest of the process such as the civil surgeon appointment. All in all I dropped around $3000 when it was all said and done.

3. Ralph hasn't filed taxes in God knows since when and immigration needs your last 3 years. Filing them now would bring Ralph crippling penalty fees, probably in the 1000's by now.

I honestly don't understand why, unless forced, someone would get anything at restaurants that they can do a better job home for 1/4 of the price and far better hygiene.

Anyone over the age of 20 that can't do basic cooking should be euthanised.

While I agree that should be the standard, I worry that today's 20 y/os will burn the whole neighborhood down while they stand there, iphone in hand, looking for an app to turn the stove off. These kids are the same generation that created the Tide Pod challenge, I don't know if I trust them with kitchen appliances.

They are definitely having sex.

Ralph wouldn't bother hanging out with her otherwise.

She could be holding out, stringing him along, promising next time they'll get it on, while he simps and suckers himself, taking her places and buying her things. She's already got him down on his knees, worshiping her snatch.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

He told everyone about that time he made himself a cuckold by paying a Mexican gigolo to rail Pantsu up her caboose While he watched.

I like that for anyone else in the sektur this would have been a kill shot. Being a cuck is the greatest of all sektur sins but somehow Ralph has managed to turn it into a minor fact just because of the sheer amount of retarded antics he's managed to get up to. That's the true Ralphamale W here. What a cuckold king!

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

(a charred hunk of meat and a plate of fries, BISH.)

>I wonder when he will realize he did me the biggest favor of my entire life lol?

You mean going on your show and bringing his audience with him? No shit that was the biggest favor anyone's ever done for you.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Yes.


All 2 inches of it in fact.

You know damn well that Ronnie's was bigger than Ethan's. That's where part of the resentment comes from. Ethan gets the Memphis Micro from Sandra.

 

[AltisticRight]

She could be holding out, stringing him along, promising next time they'll get it on, while he simps and suckers himself, taking her places and buying her things. She's already got him down on his knees, worshiping her snatch.

You can see his gunt hanging across his crotch, this guy think he's skinny now. Disgusting.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Its good to know that some things never change. The Ralphamale is still faking an income that only wiggers think makes them high class posting pics of the kinda food only wiggers think is high class, the kinda vacations only wiggers think is high class, and the kinda pics that only 13 year old wigger thots think are sexy.

But none of that changes the fact that he's a 5'1" fat faggot with four bitchtits, a bifurcated gunt, and so pathetic that even Fatrick S Faglinson would be justified in looking down on him. Not to mention physically capable of doing so.

 

[Nate Higgers]

even Fatrick S Faglinson would be justified in looking down on him

Let’s be real: the only conceivable reason FatRick would look down on Ralph is because “he’s a heckin alt right racist chud”. If FatRick knew that Ralph was “harassed and gang stalked by KiwiFarms”, he’d try and get Ralph on his dream team of tards, just like he did with Snackie and Jim Stewartson

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Let’s be real: the only conceivable reason FatRick would look down on Ralph is because “he’s a heckin alt right racist chud”. If FatRick knew that Ralph was “harassed and gang stalked by KiwiFarms”, he’d try and get Ralph on his dream team of tards, just like he did with Snackie and Jim Stewartson

Well fatrick is objectively more successful than Reethan, but dear god could you imagine the rib busting potential of a Fatrick/Boghog teamup?

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I love how this useless cockhead couldn't be bothered to get married in a church, he STOLE from a church in Portugal because the cheap bastard couldn't be bothered to pay a dollar, doesn't get his kids baptised or anything, but he's happy as a pig in shit to get down on his hands and knees and prostrate himself before demonic heathen pagan gods in the hopes they will hurt people he dislikes. I'm pretty sure he's committing an eternal sin. Not that it matters to him, because he was never a Christian to begin with. It's just funny how he'll appeal to whichever deity he thinks he can get the most out of.

 

[Bixnood]

>I wonder when he will realize he did me the biggest favor of my entire life lol?

You mean going on your show and bringing his audience with him? No shit that was the biggest favor anyone's ever done for you.

I'm not fluent in pig, but I believe he is referring to Harry Morris and Harry's repatriation of his daughter Amanda and Granddaughter Rosie.

whom ralph both despises.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Well fatrick is objectively more successful than Reethan, but dear god could you imagine the rib busting potential of a Fatrick/Boghog teamup?

The only thing I can imagine is how much the earth would be shaking if the two were in the same room together. And the smell.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

The only thing I can imagine is how much the earth would be shaking if the two were in the same room together. And the smell.

Can't smell vidya. Or Boogie1488 wouldn't exist. Or Fatrick. Or Reethan. Or Foodiefattie. Or Chrischan. Or.. well any lolcow.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Well fatrick is objectively more successful than Reethan, but dear god could you imagine the rib busting potential of a Fatrick/Boghog teamup?

The inevitable falling out would be hilarious.

MADDAH FACT AH ALREADY ENJOYED PRISON BISH!

 

[Rage Pig]

He announced watching the eclipse and doing a stream after that. No stream and no further activities on both twitter accounts.
That's highly unusual, Gunt's thirst for likes would have him tweeting pictures of the 5 star location from where he was watching the eclipse, with added cringe comments about pagan curses inflicted on his enemies.
What happened? Did the reality of him having to live the sad, lonely cat lady life for the next 6 weeks before he could afford another GF experience hit him too hard?
Someone posted on Twitter that he is following her IG, but she doesn't follow his - SAD! Simp!
Another possibility is that the fine citizens of Merida beat him to a pulp as soon as the eclipse darkness fell over the peninsula, robbing his phone, purse and dentures.

I now have pictorial ebidence on why the Gunt went radio silent after posting his boring promo instead of doing the promised show.

2 days ago:

Gunt following Deni's IG

Deni not following Gunt's IG

1 day ago:

Deni still not following Gunt's IG, but now Gunt no longer following her IG either.

What happened?

Well, that's definitely better than the pigmonster.

Ralphabros:

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I love how this useless cockhead couldn't be bothered to get married in a church, he STOLE from a church in Portugal because the cheap bastard couldn't be bothered to pay a dollar, doesn't get his kids baptised or anything, but he's happy as a pig in shit to get down on his hands and knees and prostrate himself before demonic heathen pagan gods in the hopes they will hurt people he dislikes.

Ralph is an atheist at heart. He was very vocally an atheist on twitter during his Gamergate days. It's why he's so comfortable doing shit like this.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Damn, Deni.
Moggin' the hog.