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FiveStarAce said:
My takeaway: Ethan Ralph smells like pee.
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Pissing inaccurately into cans of Modelo from your gaming chair and stacking them around your 'battle station' by the dozens, left to ferment into ammonia in the hot, humid stale air of a rentoid cube in Messiko.

Combine this with unwashed gooner grease and pot/cig stench.
 
Sprate Header said:
This combination of words alone is making me laugh hysterically :story:
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Ha! ... but for real, unless he's using a plastic urinal (or improvising a measuring cup/funnel) or shoving a catheter down his pee hole there's no way he's *gracefully* pulling it off without dribbling on his pants/chair/floor, and there's even less of a chance that equipment is cleaned, and how the hell can any of this be more 'time saving' than just pissing into a toilet? At best he's just playing with peepee.

Ralph just out here surrounding himself in piss and trash for the pleasure of it (and, I assume, a self-soothing coping strategy).
 
Braphamut said:
Ralph just out here surrounding himself in piss and trash for the pleasure of it (and, I assume, a self-soothing coping strategy).
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I find you suggestion that a man who recorded himself sucking shit off my fingers would find pleasure in also surround himself in piss unrealistic!

Lying but I just wanted to remind people Ralph literally ate feces. Also not to mention Ralph domestically abusing his horse as a Xanax zombie for not cleaning up a spilled piss bottle and recorded himself in his room muttering to himself inaudibly while smashing and knocking down piss bottles. Ralph’s pig pen has to smell worse than a hobo encamp.
 
Damn Ralph has hit rock bottom...

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Lol Ralph couldn't name 10 bitches he's fucked, he definitely won't do that on his next stream

That would be a catastrophic own for all of us, especially Josh Moon
 
Check out the 10 day weather forecast for Ethan Ralph’s ‘Paradise.’

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Highs in the 100s every day, lows in the high 70s at night. Humid too. And his rented cubicle is out in the blazing sun all day, no shade. Lol.
And it’s only May.
His fat pasty ass gonna roast.
Suffer piggy
 
Um... said:
Check out the 10 day weather forecast for Ethan Ralph’s ‘Paradise.’

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Highs in the 100s every day, lows in the high 70s at night. Humid too. And his rented cubicle is out in the blazing sun all day, no shade. Lol.
And it’s only May.
His fat pasty ass gonna roast.
Suffer piggy
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:diddler: Yew see, da piss in da cans basikally evaporates all by isself, an' I git free nebulizer treatments! *dolphin laughs* Dat immuno compromised bish MEDIKARE couldn't last a minute in my steamy piss labyrinth!
 
Um... said:
Check out the 10 day weather forecast for Ethan Ralph’s ‘Paradise.’

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Highs in the 100s every day, lows in the high 70s at night. Humid too. And his rented cubicle is out in the blazing sun all day, no shade. Lol.
And it’s only May.
His fat pasty ass gonna roast.
Suffer piggy
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I hope the lawyer can come over in a joffy to fix his A/C if that ever gives out... if he has A/C...

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:diddler: sweltering?!
 
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Ah magical time. 2 broke hobos trying to knife fight each other to death in the back alley while one crawls hands and knees back to a Mexican fag whos relationship he ruined
 
Holy shit, Ralph. How incredibly pathetic.

Even the groypers have to see through your insincere woe-is-me BPD bullshit.

How abysmal does your situation have to be for you beg Fuentes for some support? Jesus, I would be worried about Ralph killing himself but he’s too much of a narcissist for that.
 
>"are we pro fuentes again?"

>(in Josh's Ralphavoice) "As a madduh of fact, I was never anti-fuentes. Sure... we had our beef, but that was at the lowest point in my life when my whore wife was trying to psychologically break me. Being that I'm dead broke, and have no dicks to suck currently, I am now once again antijew and ready to humiliate myself for this tiny little Mehican"
 
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