🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Sicko Hunter]

>Josh Moon has a hard-on
Still with fixating on null's cock.
Curious.
Bicurious.

You guys remember the time Ralph challenged Josh to a literal dick measuring contest?

 

[Um...]

“I’m fine on Rumble. Not trying to go back there”.

why would he want to stream on Cozy when he has the streaming powerhouse that is Robotstreamer anyway?

It’s Robotstreamer that cracks me up the most.

Just now.
lol. This poor fool.

 

[Nate Higgers]

You guys remember the time Ralph challenged Josh to a literal dick measuring contest?

With designated fluffers and official doctors measuring schmeat, to boot

 

[AltisticRight]

Again Ethan Ralph displaying his obsession over male genitalia.

It’s Robotstreamer that cracks me up the most.
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Just now.
lol. This poor fool.

Is that a literal 2 viewer count?

 

[Um...]

Again Ethan Ralph displaying his obsession over male genitalia.


Is that a literal 2 viewer count?

Yes, it is.

 

[Zaryiu2]

Can we get an AI of a pig crawling on his knees on the gravel to Basilica of Guadalupe while holding a rosary

Very late but here you go

It worked better than expected (btw yes the statue is in Michelangelo's style)

 

[Rage Pig]

Pathetic pigfaggot still groveling and rolling in the mud trying to get noticed by senpai catboi.

But Faguentes did the most horrible thing the Gunt can imagine, he unfollowed him after being reinstated. That's worse than getting assraped by Ronnie and molested by his mother combined.

 

[AltisticRight]

Pathetic pigfaggot still groveling and rolling in the mud trying to get noticed by senpai catboi.
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But Faguentes did the most horrible thing the Gunt can imagine, he unfollowed him after being reinstated. That's worse than getting assraped by Ronnie and molested by his mother combined.

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Piggy disowned. How sad.
Abandoned by his daddy Ronnie, abandoned by Jim Medicare, abandoned the country his daddy Ronnie gave him, now abandoned by his surrogate daddy Fuentes.
I hope Juju abandons him next.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Pathetic pigfaggot still groveling and rolling in the mud trying to get noticed by senpai catboi.
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But Faguentes did the most horrible thing the Gunt can imagine, he unfollowed him after being reinstated. That's worse than getting assraped by Ronnie and molested by his mother combined.

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"Your talking points have NON influence here"

Esteemed and lauded journalist Ethan Ralph, ladies and gentlemen

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Is that a literal 2 viewer count?

“That’s 2 more viewers than you Karen Farms! Total Ralphamale victory!”

Pathetic pigfaggot still groveling and rolling in the mud trying to get noticed by senpai catboi.

Ralph try fondling the balls when you’re deepthroating Catboy Fuhrer

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Come on Ralph! Don't give up! Buy Nick some flowers and dawn some cute kitty ears for him!

 

[Spergichu]

Come on Ralph! Don't give up! Buy Nick some flowers and dawn some cute kitty ears for him!

It's no use. We all know Lil Nicky likes his catboys being of the twink variety.

 

[Musashi's Son]

Buy Nick some flowers and dawn some cute kitty ears for him

 

[Mr. Manchester]

It's no use. We all know Lil Nicky likes his catboys being of the twink variety.

DOUBLE UP ON THE OZEMPIC BABY

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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Love wins

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Disgraced British National Party leader goes onto the Killstream.

Nick Griffin at least is a better online cook than Jack Scalfani

https://youtu.be/K8_HThEYP2o?si=K4PITBHd4viIGzXe

The BNP were infested by wannabe terrorist pedophiles as it faded into utter irrelevance in recent years thanks to UKIP, the Brexit Party and finally Reform UK.

https://youtu.be/ZbPdtCp-Vkc?si=Bi5ZJ3wLBmQr0jEB

Shocker - Ralph invites on pedophile adjacent weirdos as he suckles back up with Nick Fuentes...

 

[You're MDNWU]

Perhaps the real reason why Ralph started abusing Ozempic wasn't to appeal to Mexican GFEs but instead have a more boy-like appearance for his Catboy Daddy to get back in his good graces.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Rare Johm Potter / Kinofag / BAP / Gunt crossover.
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Lmao. Ralph isn’t groveling to go back to Cozy because it won’t result in the guaranteed AF superchat income.

I always thought Nick guaranteed a minimum monthly superchat amount to Gunt. They had some gay little IRL meeting, Ralph came out wearing a AF hat and then went “Cozy exclusive” There’s no way he would have done that without some sort of financial incentive. He was pretending that Oddessy was offering him $30k bonus or some shit, which was BS, but he propagated this BS to make Nick think he was being courted by other platforms.

Ralph desperately needs something to prop up his begging income. He can barely afford to live in a third world rental shack during summer. Soon he will have to leave the social security pensioner cinderblock complex and find a rental shack among poor Mexicans and buy a secondhand AC window unit.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Ralph desperately needs something to prop up his begging income.

I thought he has had a streak of making his dono goal for months and months in a row? WHAT IS GOING ON???

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Ralph desperately needs something to prop up his begging income. He can barely afford to live in a third world rental shack during summer. Soon he will have to leave the social security pensioner cinderblock complex and find a rental shack among poor Mexicans and buy a secondhand AC window unit.

At this point, the only two paths I see for him going forward is to either smuggle drugs across the border or hunt for scrap metal to recycle.

Scrapping's a little too honest for him and he'd brag too much about the former, provided he doesn't get popped by border patrol.