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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

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  • lol no

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Yeah, that's what doesn't sit well with this. For a man who barely has the nerve to beat up a cushion, Ethan Ralph, successfully intimidating somebody who lives in a cartel war zone? Kind of don't buy it. He's also completely reactionary, which means actually having the insight to fork out precious cash to get a woman to say something about him feels out of character. It just requires too much forward planning for somebody who will look you in the eye as she shits the bed and tell you you're delusional.

I think, in this rare instance, Pantsuela did make up or at least exaggerated the claim. Maybe she misinterpreted one of his advances, maybe she found out about his history and tried to extort him, maybe she did it just to make him get the fuck away from her, who knows.
I, for one, am really hoping Pantsuela becomes a reoccurring character in the Gunt Cinematic Universe (TM) aka Da Sektur. Most of 2023 was as interesting as watching paint dry, grass grow, and flies fuck in regards to Ethan Ralph content and the prospect of a Three-Headed Beast of Babymommas conspiring in the shadows to make Ralph's life an abject Tartarus is a goldmine of kino- not to mention it's exactly what Ralph deserves for his sordid history and complete unwillingness to turn his life around.
 
Oh my goodness. Why the big “what ifs”? We all know Ralph better than anyone. He tormented her until she gave in and paid her a little for her trouble and he got off her back. It is that simple. Yes, he did threaten her and yes she was in a state of fear and yes, it was so much easier to just say this “apology” than it was putting up with endless calls, emails and harassment from Ethan. She’s just another silenced victim - we’ve seen enough of them to know their M.O. and we sure as shit know his.
 
Why did both baby daddys have to involve themselves in this pathetic pig mud wrestling. They never look good, every “own” they get against Ralph damages them as much as it does him. If I had a daughter who got involved with Ralph then came back home, I’d simply just ignore him and all the faggots against him reaching out to me, I’d just not have an internet presence.

Harry is 10x better then vickers, who is a total pathetic cuck faggot trying to make an internet career out of his daughter getting her shitty anus fingered by a pig man monster with 20 viewers, but Harry still comes across as pathetic too, like he can’t move on and enjoy life, he constantly is thinking about Ralph and how to own Ralph. My nigga couldn’t even some Sunday night football without thinking about his daughter getting GUNTED and making bets with the guntmeister himself.

God damn, fuck both those faggot weirdos.
I don't think you are familiar with what Ralph did to the Vickers and Morrises. If you are familiar and say "I will just ignore them", you are really dumb.

Put aside that Ralph groomed Faith and Pantsu May R Kelly style. Put aside that Ralph tried to choke the both of them. Put aside that Faith and Pantsu May were not faultless and dare I say that they played stupid games and won stupid prizes.

Ralph sent his capos and followers whilst he was still on good terms with the groypers to swat the Vickers and Morrises. You try "ignoring" that. Ralph doxed the Morrises even those who had little interaction with him and tried to get them fired. You try "ignoring" that as well.

ED: By the way, if you think a restraining order can stop Ralph, you are really dumb.
 
I don't you are familiar with what Ralph did to the Vickers and Morrises. If you are familiar and say "I will just ignore them", you are really dumb.

Put aside that Ralph groomed Faith and Pantsu May R Kelly style. Put aside that Ralph tried to choke the both of them. Put aside that Faith and Pantsu May were not faultless and dare I say that they played stupid games and won stupid prizes.

Ralph sent his capos and followers whilst he was still on good terms with the groypers to swat the Vickers and Morrises. You try "ignoring" that. Ralph doxed the Morrises even those who had little interaction with him and tried to get them fired. You try "ignoring" that as well.
If you get a restraining order and don’t react, he will cease his gay operations, it’s that easy peasy.

Adrienne Blair won.
 
He doesn't intimidate he manipulates like a 12 year old emo cutter girl, suicide baits, emotionally manipulates "my dead momma", etc. We have literally witnessed this with every single woman, and man, in his life that leaks the DMs. He also has manipulated every single woman (except ade) he has dated into putting out hostage videos, take selfies, and publish tweets to forgive him/back up his lies/pretend everything is perfect...
I say intimidated because it seems like the only thing I could see coming from Ralph's end that would sway her. She was free of him, spilled the beans, is now even more aware of his history, and then recants her very serious accusation about the danger he poses to her and others because he blubs, sends her cringe poetry and threatens to kill himself? And Ralph's response sounds more relieved than triumphant.
 
I say intimidated because it seems like the only thing I could see coming from Ralph's end that would sway her. She was free of him, spilled the beans, is now even more aware of his history, and then recants her very serious accusation about the danger he poses to her and others because he blubs, sends her cringe poetry and threatens to kill himself? And Ralph's response sounds more relieved than triumphant.
He very well could have paid her, which he has done in the past.
 
I say intimidated because it seems like the only thing I could see coming from Ralph's end that would sway her.
Intimidated people don't make effigies of people they have restraining orders against and their new babymama and put them on their lawn for Halloween, nor do they shit talk the party they have restraining orders against on twitter all day. Vickers and crew getting the RO on Ralph was just lawfare. It was one of the few things they could do to Ralph short of driving their asses to his house and shooting or beating him, which I doubt a bunch of white jews from California are going to do.
 
I say intimidated because it seems like the only thing I could see coming from Ralph's end that would sway her.
Ralph's MO is to gather embarrassing information use it to effectively black mail people into submission.

He's not physically intimidating, and if I am honest I'm a little bit shocked none of these women have fancied their chances and gone for him.

Mint Salad didn't have any problems with him, and she's a dumpy autist. He's just a faggot with a big mouth.
 
I don't even know where to start with this one.
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Spoke too soon, I stand corrected. She either just wants to be done with this shit or she got threatened/paid off in tortas.
i dont think ralph has the credibility to threaten anyone in mexico, nor the money to pay her off
my headcanon is that she made her initial accusations in a fit of rage and got carried away with it in the heat of the moment, now after seeing what kind of attention it got her (from the sektur and its surroundings) she regrets ever putting herself in the spotlight like that and just wants out
 
i dont think ralph has the credibility to threaten anyone in mexico, nor the money to pay her off
my headcanon is that she made her initial accusations in a fit of rage and got carried away with it in the heat of the moment, now after seeing what kind of attention it got her (from the sektur and its surroundings) she regrets ever putting herself in the spotlight like that and just wants out
Let's not forget that this woman voluntarily appeared in public with Gunt and posed for photos with him. Even if he picked up all the bills, this is absolutely embarrassing behavior. She was also aware of how disgusting this relationship was, she kept it a secret from her family.
This woman is an extremely stupid wannabe influencer with no shame or sense of aesthetics.
I never believed he tried to kill her, he's far too cowardly for that. Based on her new messages, I assume she made fun of his lack of Spanish skills and called him an idiot because he had learned absolutely nothing after a year in the country. We know how vulnerable his fragile ego is, he will have started hollering like a lunatic as a result. That scared her so much that she fled, end of story.
 
He's broken his hiatus multiple times already to ramble about how he shouldn't overshare, but he is a terminal addict and toxic, abusive partner who can't exist without constant attention. :story:

Also, given your history, any retraction from an ex-partner can never just be taken at face value. Convicted sex-offender, attempted-female-cop-puncher and documented spousal-abuser who paid his ex-wife to pretend he's a stand up guy Ethan Oliver Ralph allegedly wasn't physically abusive to one of his partners!

Total Ralphamale W!
 
I don't even know where to start with this one.
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I find it pretty funny that he realizes that everyone in his private life will cop flak for being involved with him, and it's funny simply because of the reason: He started all this shit first. Ralph's the king queen of targeting people's family and loved ones, and has frequently bitched and moaned and outright cried to their employers etc etc.

You were warned fat boy, welcome to the toxic cesspool of a life you created. Enjoy a double dose of xannies when you get back to mehico, you've earnt them!
 
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