🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Braphamut]

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Big dumb fat scowling head floating in space.
Two minutes of holler (if we're being generous).
Disabled propaganda. We've always been at peace with AF.

I want to call this piece "Pig Brother is Watching".

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Two minutes of holler (if we're being generous).

Emmanuel Goldstein Null or Medicare

 

[Bland Crumbs]

The Ralphamale is a renaissance man. Ralphastreaming, Ralphawriting, Ralpahareading. You name it he can do it and once Audible updates their que for new short stories, "Exilio" will take the world by storm!
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Local copy for those who can't wait for the release:
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Long periods of sobriety.
Ralph's sober states can be measured in minutes.

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggy with the big scoop!

Exclusive! Tuesday, May 28th!

Ooopsie! Is it still exclusive when he's on the KC two days earlier? In the pig brain fantasy land it is!

 

[Mikoyan]

Why would he even have this guy on if he's all pro-Rackets now? Is he going to try to do a gotcha interview?

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

Why go on any show? Both Ralph and Kino are gonna grift off him.
Spill your shit on your own show and pocket the money.
Maybe im just jaded and he doesnt want money.
Sorry im retarted. This is the sektur. Of course he wants money and E-fame.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Why would he even have this guy on if he's all pro-Rackets now? Is he going to try to do a gotcha interview?

He's gonna ask only lowball questions and spin all the answers in Nick's favor. Otherwise he stands to upset both Dick and Nick.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

For anyone who hasn't seen the front page, Rackets is currently in jail for coke and possession of a firearm with coke. He's in a shitlib blue state, gonna probably rot in prison for a few years. The Daddy Gym Stream saturday is gonna be fun.

Anyways, If I had a twitter account, I'd remind the swine that he's next. Hopefully it's a nice, luxury Mexican one.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Maybe Ralph could get him LIVE ON AIR via a jail phone call.

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

The Ralphamale joins the winning team
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[Cucktry Roads]

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I'm so happy that I'm not white trash enough for the guntlecurse to strike me.

 

[Telemeter]

I'm so happy that I'm not white trash enough for the guntlecurse to strike me.

What's even funnier is Nick was not even born white trash, he choose to become it.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Still holding in his little grudge
Don't worry Ralph, we remember the shart as well lmao

 

[Cucktry Roads]

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Still holding in his little grudge
Don't worry Ralph, we remember the shart as well lmao

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Lmao just days ago, Ralph said he won't join the "bashing train". But now flipped on his stance.
Stay classy.

 

[Telemeter]

Gunt taking unrelated L as a personal W is always followed by Ralph taking an even bigger L soon after.

It's like he's such a huge piece of shit with so much bad karma piled up, the universe itself has put him down immediately.

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

Ralph is truly a human cockroach.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I forgot AI exists

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

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Still holding in his little grudge
Don't worry Ralph, we remember the shart as well lmao

What a spiteful, vengeful piggie!

 

[MercuryDrinker]

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Still holding in his little grudge
Don't worry Ralph, we remember the shart as well lmao

What a spineless little weasel. He literally has no shame! How fucking disgusting. At least stand with your fellow druggie.