🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

How do you lose a phone? In an Uber of all places too.

I bet he only realized it was missing when he thought up a good pointing at the camera pose with airport food and realized it was gone.

The only real way he'd lose it is if he was blasted. We know that if he ever ventures out of his piggy cave he's staring at his phone 24/7, looking at the farms or seething on twitter. His entire life is on the computer and has been for a long time. That's why he can unironically think posting pictures of him on vacation, completely by himself yet again, is a flex. He doesn't even comprehend how pathetic that behavior is because he's never had friends or hobbies in real life.

 

[Rage Pig]

This does seem to happen to him a lot for someone who's supposedly sober.

2 phones and 1 wallet in the last 12 months, he's braindead.

 

[Axiom.]

We warned Pantsu not to hook up with the pig, but she didn't listen. They never do.

He had Harry's blessing until 2023

 

[AltisticRight]

Why does piggytits need an Uber? Doesn't he have that ugly gay red truck already? What happened to that eyesore?

 

[Telemeter]

Include me as a follower of the yellow hat.

Add me to the numbers of yellow hat fans.

Also, that first picture, on a plane, that's the same shirt as the Portugal II beat down, isn't it?

Did Ralph lose the yellow hat in Portugal?

Did this fashionista really wear the same outfit 2 times in the same trip?

 

[Why am I doing this?]

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2 phones and 1 wallet in the last 12 months, he's braindead.

Amazing how Ralph manages to act exactly like a faggot, a bitch and a nigger at all times.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

Did this fashionista really wear the same outfit 2 times in the same trip?

He doesnt wear underwear and the laundry only ever got done if Pantsu or his mom did it so chances are high

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

He’s on the drugs, alcohol, and no food diet.

the slop you get at a Roberto’s taco shop looks more appetizing than this.

Don't knock it til you've tried it!

This is just a sidenote but does anyone else find it hilarious white people will look at beans and rice wrapped in bread and because it's made by brown people IT'S SO FUCKING EXOTIC AND COOL GUYS

In what universe in America is Mexican food considered exotic and cool in the year 2024? Not even in Spicer, Minnesota.

Only Americans, Mexican food is not popular in Europe. We do have some "burrito" places but it's got almost nothing to do with the kind of slop food that is a burrito in the US, it's more like a sandwich or kebab here where you pick your fillings and there's tons of salad and veggies in it.

Well how many of your burrito places are actual Mexican places? I mean, apples & oranges. We at least probably have Mexicans in the kitchen. There are like 200k Mexicans in 740 million Europeans.

I cannot and will not speak for the tastes of the average American, but you don't have to go too far above it to find people who get the difference between Mexican-made-and-not-too-Americanized Mexican food and Taco Bell.*

*As of now there are about 8500 taco bells worldwide, over 1000 places internationally, up from a few hundred a few years ago, including Cyprus (4), Finland (16), Germany (1 opening next month, plans for 100-150 in 5 years), Netherlands (10), Portugal (11), Romania (13), Spain (119), and UK (78 as of 2022). Idk if Belgium is on the expansion list, sorry.

Here is the Pictoral ebidence of Ethan Ralph's 8 incher.

WHY DID I CLICK? I KNEW WHAT WAS GOING TO BE THERE.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Why isn't he wearing that nigger rich Gucci cap anymore?
Where is your Gucci cap piggy?

Probably got ripped off with his phone,

Thank you. I am a yellow hat truther. The funniest was how people made fun of him for it and he went on a big tirade about how the yellow hat is cool and we don't understand fashion and then never wore it again.

IIRC didn’t EOR abandon the silly yellow hat along with his rasslin’ belt and Sandra’s ashes at Harry and got sold to some lucky person on eBay?

Did he not have enough room for both phones in his man purse?

He may but he’s likely too busy with his main phone on Grindr or something.

Lots of modelos.

MOREDELO!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He doesnt wear underwear and the laundry only ever got done if Pantsu or his mom did it so chances are high

Which is hilarious because laundry is so fucking simple to do. If you’re lazy and just hang it up you can just set it aside and check in a bit. If you have to go out to a laundry place you can just sit there on your phone and wait.

Also iirc he was seen wearing underwear during a pillstream where Pantsu told him to log off and you could see him get while having zero ass underwear shamble off screen.

 

[lester]

Is this fuck back in Merida or what? Did the cats survive this abandonment ordeal or what? Strangely silent

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Is this fuck back in Merida or what? Did the cats survive this abandonment ordeal or what? Strangely silent

I'm guessing he got the metaphorical shit kicked out of him in court in New York. He might be curled up in a fetus position in an airport bathroom right now

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Ralph tries to keep the feud going

The response

What will Ralph's excuse be tomorrow?

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggy now feels the need to defend his sad, lonely existence to a random anon with 181 followers who calls him gunt. Daddy Jim is always on his mind.

Piggy, 82366 followers:

Random anon, 181 followers:

Sad, pathetic.

 

[AltisticRight]

Piggytits, you realise random Internet weirdos can care less about some Irish cancer patient's family. Just because he lives rent free in your pig dome doesn't mean it's the same for literally anyone else.

Additionally, I'm pretty sure he has relatives that care for him and a wife that stuck around for how long? What do you have? Sandra and Ronnie are burning in Hell, your brother is shoved in some care facility and your other family members wish you didn't exist. All you have are two cats, a dying show and a torta artist that probably mocks you behind your back.

Sad.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Piggytits, you realise random Internet weirdos can care less about some Irish cancer patient's family. Just because he lives rent free in your pig dome doesn't mean it's the same for literally anyone else.

Additionally, I'm pretty sure he has relatives that care for him and a wife that stuck around for how long? What do you have? Sandra and Ronnie are burning in Hell, your brother is shoved in some care facility and your other family members wish you didn't exist. All you have are two cats, a dying show and a torta artist that probably mocks you behind your back.

Sad.

Ralph abandoned his retarded wheelchair-bound brother in a tard hospital. He was yelling at his mom and telling her to “hitchhike or get a Uber” when she asked him to take her to dialysis after a night of getting drunk on DLive. His dad abandoned his own family so he could get hopped up on dilaudid and die by melting into a couch in a shitty crackshack trailer.

Ralph is the last person who should be talking about other people’s families and how they handle terminal illness in the family.

 

[Lazy guy]

Ralphs baseball tweet made it onto Sumitomedias video today.

 

[Cringestorian X]

He challenges Aaron Imholte to a boxing match

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Aaron has accepted his challenge will address this in his show tomorrow

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May the best cuck win the fight (If that ever happens)

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph plans on districting Aaron with his horrific looking body and odor before collapsing on the ground and calling for police

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Ralph plans on districting Aaron with his horrific looking body and odor before collapsing on the ground and calling for police

“ARRES HEEM! ARRES HEEM!”