🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Bixnood]

Fuck the Gucci hat, I miss his tiny yellow hat that he used to wear that made him look like a downs kid.

I miss this one, to bad he is to afraid of null to wear it any more.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Fuck the Gucci hat, I miss his tiny yellow hat that he used to wear that made him look like a downs kid.

Trve pvtricivns miss when Ralph used to wear his KID DIDDLER hat

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Fuck the Gucci hat, I miss his tiny yellow hat that he used to wear that made him look like a downs kid.

Thank you. I am a yellow hat truther. The funniest was how people made fun of him for it and he went on a big tirade about how the yellow hat is cool and we don't understand fashion and then never wore it again.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

If he had a normal sized penis and was actually 5'10 he probably wouldn't even be a lolcow. His entire life has just been him trying to make up for his inferiority complex. It's also why he worships black people and watches bbc porn.

I think if Ralph was normal sized he'd just be another west Arkansas hick living in a trailer somewhere with a half dozen mulatto kids and a meth addiction. His tiny stature and micro penis (also retarded wrestling shit) gave him the "Ralphamale" persona.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Why isn't he wearing that nigger rich Gucci cap anymore?
Where is your Gucci cap piggy?

Piggy only wears his best wigger outfit when he is meeting up with people he wants to have sex with, like Pantsuella the whore or Dax the balding homosexual.

 

[Cad an Hell]

How many phones does this man lose when he’s drunk?



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[Why am I doing this?]

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>lol
he's seething and squealing like a stuck pig right now

 

[Rage Pig]

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The Uber driver disrespecting the Ralphamale? Should've threatened to stick your 8 inch cock into his rectum piggy.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I think piggy knows he's going to get roasted by the female he was feuding with last week.

Did he not have enough room for both phones in his man purse?

 

[Drunkensailor]

Thank you. I am a yellow hat truther. The funniest was how people made fun of him for it and he went on a big tirade about how the yellow hat is cool and we don't understand fashion and then never wore it again.

Include me as a follower of the yellow hat.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Include me as a follower of the yellow hat.

Fuck, how did I forget this? He looked like such a sped. It make him watchable for a while.

 

[AnOminous]

Include me as a follower of the yellow hat.

He's doing the thumbs-up to show the size of his dick.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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We told you not to fuck with that medallion, Ralph.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Include me as a follower of the yellow hat.

he definitely saw some twinky tik tok dude wear it like that and thought it was "the style", but unfortunately his wiggerdom is too strong and he has to wear stupid baseball hats despite never playing a sport in his life and would keel over from the exertion of standing still in the outfield for 9 innings.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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How do you lose a phone? In an Uber of all places too.

I bet he only realized it was missing when he thought up a good pointing at the camera pose with airport food and realized it was gone.

 

[Cad an Hell]

How do you lose a phone? In an Uber of all places too.

I bet he only realized it was missing when he thought up a good pointing at the camera pose with airport food and realized it was gone.

Lots of modelos.

 

[Why am I doing this?]

He's doing the thumbs-up to show the size of his dick.

"This is what my penis would look like under a magnifying glass after penis enlargement surgery"

 

[Rubber Plant]

He's doing the thumbs-up to show the size of his dick.

I just thought he was showing everyone his favorite sex move.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

God, I can't wait for the pantsu court battle. We've already seen some of the evidence where he's choking Pantsu, she has to have more than that which will send this pig packing back to Mexico.

Also, Friendly Reminder: We warned Pantsu not to hook up with the pig, but she didn't listen. They never do.

 

[Tiger Jack]

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This does seem to happen to him a lot for someone who's supposedly sober.