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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Lidl Drip said:
If he had a normal sized penis and was actually 5'10 he probably wouldn't even be a lolcow. His entire life has just been him trying to make up for his inferiority complex. It's also why he worships black people and watches bbc porn.
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I think if Ralph was normal sized he'd just be another west Arkansas hick living in a trailer somewhere with a half dozen mulatto kids and a meth addiction. His tiny stature and micro penis (also retarded wrestling shit) gave him the "Ralphamale" persona.
 
How many phones does this man lose when he’s drunk?

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I think piggy knows he's going to get roasted by the female he was feuding with last week.

Did he not have enough room for both phones in his man purse?
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Thank you. I am a yellow hat truther. The funniest was how people made fun of him for it and he went on a big tirade about how the yellow hat is cool and we don't understand fashion and then never wore it again.
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Include me as a follower of the yellow hat.
 

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Drunkensailor said:
Include me as a follower of the yellow hat.
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he definitely saw some twinky tik tok dude wear it like that and thought it was "the style", but unfortunately his wiggerdom is too strong and he has to wear stupid baseball hats despite never playing a sport in his life and would keel over from the exertion of standing still in the outfield for 9 innings.
 
God, I can't wait for the pantsu court battle. We've already seen some of the evidence where he's choking Pantsu, she has to have more than that which will send this pig packing back to Mexico.

Also, Friendly Reminder: We warned Pantsu not to hook up with the pig, but she didn't listen. They never do.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
How do you lose a phone? In an Uber of all places too.

I bet he only realized it was missing when he thought up a good pointing at the camera pose with airport food and realized it was gone.
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The only real way he'd lose it is if he was blasted. We know that if he ever ventures out of his piggy cave he's staring at his phone 24/7, looking at the farms or seething on twitter. His entire life is on the computer and has been for a long time. That's why he can unironically think posting pictures of him on vacation, completely by himself yet again, is a flex. He doesn't even comprehend how pathetic that behavior is because he's never had friends or hobbies in real life.
 
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