🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[FiveStarAce]

With my work schedule freeing up I might as well go. Been to a bunch of spots around Mille Lacs for camping and fishing as a kid and have been there as an adult a few times too. Mille Lacs is a beautiful spot btw and I recommend it for any Kiwi to visit, there's some nice smaller towns and Indian casinos around the lake to enjoy if you dont want to just rent jet skis or boats, fish, or hike around the area. Also it's a 2+ hour drive out to the courthouse from there so I figure go out, camp, I wake up early, do some fishing, and drive out to Willmar day of and hopefully spot the pig at my leisure.

BTW Ralph. Make sure you cut the underwear you're wearing so it tears easily when I give you a wedgie. I'm sure thats a trick you remember from getting bullied as a fat kid. Maybe then you can get your gay little knife out.

Found the kiwi-poser, Ralph goes commando e'rry day.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

With my work schedule freeing up I might as well go. Been to a bunch of spots around Mille Lacs for camping and fishing as a kid and have been there as an adult a few times too. Mille Lacs is a beautiful spot btw and I recommend it for any Kiwi to visit, there's some nice smaller towns and Indian casinos around the lake to enjoy if you dont want to just rent jet skis or boats, fish, or hike around the area. Also it's a 2+ hour drive out to the courthouse from there so I figure go out, camp, I wake up early, do some fishing, and drive out to Willmar day of and hopefully spot the pig at my leisure.

The hearing is at 10:30 AM. If you wake up early to fish, you might get tired if you have to engage in a brisk walk to escape the Ralphamale running riot in the parking lot.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

Portugal 3: Minnesota Edition is shaping up to be bretty gud.

 

[Oh Darn]

BTW Ralph. Make sure you cut the underwear you're wearing so it tears easily when I give you a wedgie. I'm sure thats a trick you remember from getting bullied as a fat kid. Maybe then you can get your gay little knife out.

If somehow Ralph manages to graze you with his boxcutter, I will personally petition Null to make KF purple heart flair just for you

 

[3-2-1836]

With my work schedule freeing up I might as well go. Been to a bunch of spots around Mille Lacs for camping and fishing as a kid and have been there as an adult a few times too. Mille Lacs is a beautiful spot btw and I recommend it for any Kiwi to visit, there's some nice smaller towns and Indian casinos around the lake to enjoy if you dont want to just rent jet skis or boats, fish, or hike around the area. Also it's a 2+ hour drive out to the courthouse from there so I figure go out, camp, I wake up early, do some fishing, and drive out to Willmar day of and hopefully spot the pig at my leisure.

BTW Ralph. Make sure you cut the underwear you're wearing so it tears easily when I give you a wedgie. I'm sure thats a trick you remember from getting bullied as a fat kid. Maybe then you can get your gay little knife out.

Oh allah wait until Ralph finds out about the Mystic Lake casino, it's a 20 minute drive from MSP

Lets see how fast they punt his gunt when he starts hollering there.

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Good job you fat gunt, this statement has made your shitty little mexican knife illegal as Minnesota Law makes it illegal to carry knives for self-defense, also it's a felony to even walk into the courthouse with it even if you don't make it to security.

609.66 DANGEROUS WEAPONS.
(a) Whoever does any of the following is guilty of a crime and may be sentenced as provided in paragraph (b):
(1) recklessly handles or uses a gun or other dangerous weapon or explosive so as to endanger the safety of another; or
[...]
(5) possesses any other dangerous article or substance for the purpose of being used unlawfully as a weapon against another; or​

Subd. 1g.Felony; possession in courthouse or certain state buildings.​

(a) A person who commits either of the following acts is guilty of a felony and may be sentenced to imprisonment for not more than five years or to payment of a fine of not more than $10,000, or both:
(1) possesses a dangerous weapon, ammunition, or explosives within any courthouse complex; or

 

[NaggotFigger]

BTW Ralph. Make sure you cut the underwear you're wearing so it tears easily when I give you a wedgie. I'm sure thats a trick you remember from getting bullied as a fat kid. Maybe then you can get your gay little knife out.

Semper Fidelis for you to become Ethan Ralph's target ayylawg along with Josh. He got you living rent-free completely in his tiny pig brain. Though, I can certain Piggy holds the gay little knife out like how he writes with his right hand and do math through his brain, failing to hold the most basic utility out there. No wonder he got dropout of school and was bullied as a fat kid back then.

Piggy, good luck trying to bring that cheap tiny knife as a self-defense weapon to Minnesota, because they made it illegal for you to bring it in. He is going to get fucked in the ass by the security as swiftly as possible because he is retarded, drunk and too vindictive to get into the courthouse. And after all of that, he gets back to hollering about you and Josh again the usual business.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Portugal 3: Minnesota Edition is shaping up to be bretty gud.

Gunt Punt III: An American Asskicking is probably going to be boring compared to the first two. The script is played out and the liability and production costs are too high compared to European practices.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Looking good, Ralph!

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His neck fat is now bifurcated like the gunt - Ralph is undergoing mitosis

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Spoiler: Gunt

Holy shit, I can barely see any Adam's apple and still saw the noticeable double chin. The beard also made him look like he is a neckbeard. His facial structure is also similar to a typical neckbeard, along with his quadruple titties and bifurcated gunt with his belly button that splits with his gunt like saggy ass cheeks with stretch marks makes him look like a fat pig ogre. He is fat and a manlet as well, his weight and behavior makes him look like we are trying to talk to a feral pig out of its farm. Absolutely horrifying pigman.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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Spoiler: Gunt

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Holy shit, I can barely see any Adam's apple and still saw the noticeable double chin. The beard also made him look like he is a neckbeard. His facial structure is also similar to a typical neckbeard, along with his quadruple titties and bifurcated gunt with his belly button that splits with his gunt like saggy ass cheeks with stretch marks makes him look like a fat pig ogre. He is fat and a manlet as well, and his weight makes him look like we are talking to a feral pig. Absolutely horrifying pigman.

Dear God, his disfigurements are solitons.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

It would be an absolute crying shame if Harry Morris took advantage of knowing exactly where Ethan Ralph was going to be, and exactly when he was going to be there, to have him served with court papers.

10:30am
Courtroom 205
August 21st

Kandiyohi County Courthouse
505 Becker Avenue SW
Willmar, MN 56201

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EDIT: Scared:

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EOR in disguise?

 

[Vibralldo]

UPDATE: Ralph has now recorded a vile ageist video from Felipe Angeles airport attacking someone for hiring an 82 year old lawyer.

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I was gonna say Ralph is off the wagon again, but he was never on it

 

[Cucktry Roads]

If anyone is actually going to go to Reiketa's trial, remember the important thing the left taught us during covid

Mask up, save lives.

 

[NaggotFigger]

If anyone is actually going to go to Reiketa's trial, remember the important thing the left taught us during covid

Mask up, save lives.

Bring a notepad/paper and a pen/pencil, because the trial restricts streaming or recording the entire Balldo trial. Listen carefully to the whole trial's events and note them.

 

[AltisticRight]

"You can't put me in jail"

Except the female cop he tried to take a drunken piggy swing at and missed.

 

[Rage Pig]

While catching up with the latest developments and learning that Ethan Ralph is attending Balldo's hearing in a double function as character witness to attest to his good character and as a body guard to identify and subdue attackers from the farms, I started to wonder if Rekieta acknowledged the huge sacrifice in time and money the pig man is offering him with a friendly mention on his Twitter account.

Search word "killstream"

Nope, nothing, last mentioned more than four years ago.

Search word "ralph"

More than a year ago and a bit negative.

Search word "ethan"



Oooof. Not a single word of praise for piggertits, despite all his efforts to fellate the Balldo. The least Rekieta can do is pick up the Gunt at the airport, offer him a bedroom in his house, an expensive bottle of whiskey and a fat line of coke, and then let him fuck his wife and the live-in whore.

 

[Peewee Herman]

With my work schedule freeing up I might as well go. Been to a bunch of spots around Mille Lacs for camping and fishing as a kid and have been there as an adult a few times too. Mille Lacs is a beautiful spot btw and I recommend it for any Kiwi to visit, there's some nice smaller towns and Indian casinos around the lake to enjoy if you dont want to just rent jet skis or boats, fish, or hike around the area. Also it's a 2+ hour drive out to the courthouse from there so I figure go out, camp, I wake up early, do some fishing, and drive out to Willmar day of and hopefully spot the pig at my leisure.

BTW Ralph. Make sure you cut the underwear you're wearing so it tears easily when I give you a wedgie. I'm sure thats a trick you remember from getting bullied as a fat kid. Maybe then you can get your gay little knife out.

Make sure you record everything frank hassle style with a go pro on your head

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Joshua Moon would be arrested if he ever set foot in the U.S.A according to an inebriated rage pig. Looks like someone had some drinks on the flight.

Xeet | Archive

 

[Rage Pig]

Joshua Moon would be arrested if he ever set foot in the U.S.A according to an inebriated rage pig. Looks like someone had some drinks on the flight.

Xeet | Archive

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He's having a manic phase again, sounds more intoxicated and retarded than in the previous video. This could be a bountiful corn harvest. The hearing is on the 21st if I recall correctly, what's he gonna do until then other than popping pills and drinking booze? Is he crashing at one of his demented fans again?

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Kandiyohi should remain on high alert for this deviant felon pig threatening to come to their state with weapons.

 

[Bepis]

Oooof. Not a single word of praise for piggertits, despite all his efforts to fellate the Balldo. The least Rekieta can do is pick up the Gunt at the airport, offer him a bedroom in his house, an expensive bottle of whiskey and a fat line of coke, and then let him fuck his wife and the live-in whore.

At the bare minimum he should be offering to put Ralph up for the entirety of the trial (provided it goes to trial) and letting him use the vault to broadcast a KEELSTREAM EXCLUSIVE recap every night (with guest Nick Rekieta of course!) Ralph basically made him, anything less would be spitting in Ralph's face!