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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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The end is nigh for Ethan and nobody will miss him, bla,bla,bla. This same loop is recycled every time he goes on a bender. I forbid him to die, until he gives me two more wrestle/wrestle events, eight more trips overseas, two hundred pictures of him pointing at things, and three hundred pictures of goy slop. So all you faggots wishing for Ethan to slip his mortal coil will have to wait until my favorite cow is completely dry. I know the golden era is behind him, however he still has more to give.

Keep on, keeping on
I am pulling for you big guy
 
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Ralph is jealous someone else gets to see their kids without supervision.

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Cad an Hell said:
Ralph is jealous someone else gets to see their kids without supervision.

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Is he talking about the KC paypig that got leaked?

Andy is a fucking idiot, but honestly what has this got to do with lies about Ralphs kids?

Classic Ralph, crying about something he readily does himself. He deserves all the torment he is subjected to.
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
Is he talking about the KC paypig that got leaked?

Andy is a fucking idiot, but honestly what has this got to do with lies about Ralphs kids?

Classic Ralph, crying about something he readily does himself. He deserves all the torment he is subjected to.
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just desperate for anything he can claim as a W after wasting a ton of money to look like a pussy
 
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EyeGuy said:
Congratulations to Ralph on finally learning Spanish, because I don't understand a word of this:
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It's one of his finest works.
moocow said:
A bit off-topic but this scares the shit out of me. Be in decent health, get on an airplane, seems uneventful, then stroke out and/or die a few hours later on your way to wherever after you land because the reduced air pressure in the plane set your body on a self-destructive course through no fault of your own.
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A whole lot of things apart from long flights increase your risk of developing DVTs - smoking, the pill, HRT, cancer, long car trips, prolonged immobility, and many more.
FiveStarAce said:
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FAIL AT PAYING FOR SEX LMAO
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There's a saying here used to denote incompetence = "couldn't get a root [fuck] in a brothel". In Ralph's case it's literally true rather than a figure of speech.
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
I know his little walnut brain can't handle this level of thought but I'd be very curious to hear what his actual plan is. Like he has to know the Killtream has reached its heyday and even his most loyal paypigs will eventually die from AIDs or fentanyl OD. So whatever pittance he's making now is the most he'll ever make. He has legal issues all over and no savings and shitty credit. There is no opportunity for his quality of life to ever improve and its god awful as it is.
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Ralph's hoping that if he does enough clout chasing it will revive his career. It's a major reason why he's aligning himself with Nick. He's hoping Nick will reward him in some way.
 
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Franz Joseph said:
I wouldn't be surprised if Ralph is one of those dudes that has that type of trash genetics that inexplicably let him live into his 80's.
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Actually, his family's medical history points at Ralph having the kind of trash genetics where you die in your mid 60s from addictions only half as severe as the ones Gunt has.

His flesh is literally breaking down and melting off his bones as we witness it. I doubt he has much time left.
 
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