🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[HONKY DESTROYER]

bro this reminds me of the sopranos when Junior has completely lost his mind

 

[Telemeter]

Brainrot or loneliness? YOU DECIDE!

Why not both?

What are the odds of another Rekieta interview style Pillstream on Wednesday.

"It's GamgerGate's 10 anniversary, gotta celebrate by accompanying my breakfast torta with 2 bars of xanax and a modelo, it'll clear up by show time!

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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SUPRISES GamgerGate Anniversay. How retarded do you have to be to make 3 typos in such a short text?

Xanax always finds a way.

 

[RollingRock2]

Not Slender Man
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Slenderhog

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Slenderhog
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Those aren't lifts, they're stilts.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Slenderhog
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R E T U R N T H E B E L T H A R R Y

 

[repentance]

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SUPRISES GamgerGate Anniversay. How retarded do you have to be to make 3 typos in such a short text?

As retarded as you have to be to acknowledge GG's 10 year anniversary.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

GAYTOR GAYTOR COME BACK AND WORK FOR FREE AGAIN GAYTOR

 

[Um...]

Not Slender Man
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Sasquatch

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Gaydar I need you to clock some trannies for me! I'm horny and I don't know who to trust anymore!

 

[FiveStarAce]

The gross guntry oddysee made him so lonely that he is crawling back to the motherfucking gator gamer of all people. RALPH EVEN GATOR IS GHOSTING YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE AN EMBERASSEMENT TO HIM.

MASSIVE RALPH L.
SHAMEFULL DISPLAY.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

If Ralph is in TJ, that means he is doing his 5-6 airport swing back to Merida. There is no sane flight plan that takes you from MSP or MKE and runs through TJ. At most, it would go to San Diego (and then Cancun). This poor (financially) fat PoS is having to do his ground border crossing shit again. OR he booked round trip flights and couldn't reschedule/reroute them.

A sane flight plan would likely take you to Dallas, and Dallas to Merida or Cancun. But piggy is quickly running out of forms of ID, and he may not be able to get new ones because he is so far behind on child support.

Another trip, another round of Ralph getting so drunk and xannie'd out, so he probably lost another form of ID, as he gets thrown out of another strip club.

No West Memphis Micros allowed in the Qover, fatso. One pencil dick is enough.

Edit to add: Hopefully he doesn't have issues crossing Mexico today, he's got a world-famous cope Killstream to do Monday!!!

Goddammit, if SMP is gonna get hammered I want the rosacea-riddled drunk AF asshole who got served at the airport then went to record his love for O’Day Simpson!

 

[Pelican Bones]

Im gonna insult you Gator but no grudges
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Ralph! Nooooo! You're supposed to send cringe "remember the good ol days" messages to your ex through text message, not posting it on main. Bro what is you doing?!?

 

[TV's Adam West]

He's putting the band back together! Ralphamale rises! Gator, Milo, Zidan! 15k viewers on Rumble baby!
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Hey hey Jersh, BoulderBoy, Sergon and cancer patient nigger, too. They saved the West after all.

bro this reminds me of the sopranos when Junior has completely lost his mind

Ralph never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

 

[Random Internet Person]

C'MON GATOR, ITS TIME TO CELEBRATE GAYMORGATE! the brainholes are real

Ethan Ralph, IIRC one of the few people to get banned from r/KotakuinAction because he wanted to go further than what GGers wanted to do.

 

[Hazel Motes]

“You can’t repeat the past.”
“Can’t repeat the past?” he cried incredulously. “Why of course you can!”
He looked around him wildly, as if the past were lurking here in the shadow of his house, just out of reach of his hand.
“I’m going to fix everything just the way it was before,” he said, nodding determinedly. “She’ll see.”

 

[Vibralldo]

He's putting the band back together! Ralphamale rises! Gator, Milo, Zidan! 15k viewers on Rumble baby!
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Did he forget he doxed then threatened to ruin gator's life by physically putting posters all around the town he lives in declaring him a neo nazi, does he not think it's a big deal, is he a retard, or has the alcohol and drug brain rot made him forget the last 4 years?

 

[Maude Snew]

What are the odds of another Rekieta interview style Pillstream on Wednesday.

I for one am excited to get twice the amount of anime sucks cope and sneed.

 

[Guntkvd]

He's putting the band back together! Ralphamale rises! Gator, Milo, Zidan! 15k viewers on Rumble baby!
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Millennia in paint

 

[Truly Rural]

Im gonna insult you Gator but no grudges

If Ralph ever learns TO NOT insult people while asking for favors from same people I will take that slipper of mine my dog's been chewing on this week and eat it myself.