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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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AncientPhosphur said:
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Label me a retard because I do not know if he is in possession of the physical card or just the information.
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If he still has his SIM card:
-his phone is not lost/stolen/forgotten in a spic uber
-Possibly broken due to being hit by a car or stepped on. However he would have taken pictures of the wreck even if his screen was cracked.

He still had his phone in the immediate aftermath of the donkey show. I surmise that he made it out of the club and into a cab with a few bumps and bruises and a busted screen.

This explains:
-the text about getting out of the club with the bouncers roughing him up, while still in possession of his phone.
-the Uber
- the bodily damage
-the gibberish he posted. Even while blacked out he is somewhat coherent. but with a busted screen, who knows
-Making it semi-safely to a resting place. ( There is two percent chance he could survive on the streets of TJ, being a fat drunk gringo)

But I am a tech nigger, so feel free to correct my blatant ignorance of phones.
 
Drunkensailor said:
If he still has his SIM card:
-his phone is not lost/stolen/forgotten in a spic uber
-Possibly broken due to being hit by a car or stepped on. However he would have taken pictures of the wreck even if his screen was cracked.

He still had his phone in the immediate aftermath of the donkey show. I surmise that he made it out of the club and into a cab with a few bumps and bruises and a busted screen.

This explains:
-the text about getting out of the club with the bouncers roughing him up, while still in possession of his phone.
-the Uber
- the bodily damage
-the gibberish he posted. Even while blacked out he is somewhat coherent. but with a busted screen, who knows
-Making it semi-safely to a resting place. ( There is two percent chance he could survive on the streets of TJ, being a fat drunk gringo)

But I am a tech nigger, so feel free to correct my blatant ignorance of phones.
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I'm reading it as he picked up a new SIM card, which is relatively easy around international airports. Getting beat up and phone stolen is still the most likely scenario. I wonder if the dude gave Ralph 3k for the privilege, or if Ralph let it happen free of charge.
 
Not that anyone should be surprised since we've watched him eat shit, but Ralph has admitted he also drinks period blood while hitting on Elaine. Null, you finna let Ralph steal your wumanz?
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Still no confirmation he's made it home yet, gamer gate anniversary stream on the chopping block... pack it up killstream bros, it's over (:_(
 
Sam Losco's Wife said:
Not that anyone should be surprised since we've watched him eat shit, but Ralph has admitted he also drinks period blood while hitting on Elaine. Null, you finna let Ralph steal your wumanz?
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You know how there's those people in that Pippa Pipkin's chat that say shit like, "I bet you smell really bad" and whatnot?

I don't think it's fetish shit, I think it's desperation. Some dude hoping that she's actually gross and stinky in real life so they have a chance. I get the same vibe with Ralph's current great insight.
 
Somehow piggertits out-pigs himself in his pig-like nature. First eating poo now drinking period blood? Piggy will eat and drink practically anything. What’s next, Ethan drinking ethanol?
 
Sam Losco's Wife said:
Not that anyone should be surprised since we've watched him eat shit, but Ralph has admitted he also drinks period blood while hitting on Elaine. Null, you finna let Ralph steal your wumanz?
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What is he saying only stopped him once, a woman being on her period or banging someone in a hospital bed?
 
Ethan brags about his sexual prowess as if we don’t know he has to pay for pussy. He’s such a fucking moron.
 
Ralph is truely the first man pig hybrid I’m convinced at this point that Ralph’s dad is a cia agent who knocked up his mom with genetically modified pig semen.
 
Wash away the rain said:
Ralph is truely the first man pig hybrid I’m convinced at this point that Ralph’s dad is a cia agent who knocked up his mom with genetically modified pig semen.
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Makes sense. Ronnie was some kind of spook homunculus who melted into his couch when the dna-coded expiry date hit.
 
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