🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Can't archive atm, first gif from milo is just flames around this still image of sandra

Why does that look like a picture of a younger Tommy Tooter?

 

[Look--an Alien!]

SHE INTO THE OCTOGON lmao

This is amazing

 

[InterestRateHawk]

Is Dick finally sending the piggy to market? That'll do piggertits... That'll do.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Lol nigger we literally saw you not have cuts and the fall and have cuts. Don't wrangle an innocent cat into your childish fibs.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

How fucked up is he that his grammar is that bad

 

[ddlloo]

I wonder if he actually has a concussion from the fall and is making matters worse by popping pills and shit instead of treating it. He isn't normally so incoherent.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

there's hope he goes full rage pig at Dick Molesterson.

Not happening. Dick enjoys keeping Ralph around as his pet retard and goes out of his way not to insult or attack him in a way that would cause a meltdown.

 

[ddlloo]

Not happening. Dick enjoys keeping Ralph around as his pet retard and goes out of his way not to insult or attack him in a way that would cause a meltdown.

True, but if it is an IRL catchup at Dax's then there's a lot more opportunities for things to go wrong, and doubly so if it's some type of half joking on air intervention.

 

[MadStan]

He really is. Every time you think he can't sink any lower with his pathetic lies, he manages to surprise you
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Oh my fucking God. He’s blaming his cat for his appearance. That’s a new one on me. Does he have an elephant in the house also that he can blame stomping all over his body and made it rubber?

 

[AltisticRight]

Piggertits read my post, lmao.
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>Taking it up the ass is not peak male form
Says the guy that held onto Nora's dildo.
>Also stealing Jim's catchphrase is a new low cause you much funnier!
Mix more shots of cheap Meheecoh tequila with Ambien, piggy. Maybe you'll sound a little more coherent.

Either way, Bri'ish homosexual and piggy from Meheecoh fights, we win.

 

[One Winged Pear Farmer]

My favorite part of the milo Twitter exchange is that Ralph brought up the idea of “peak male form” before the literal faggot did. Very telling as to what Ralph has clattering around in that empty, closeted head of his

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

If Ralph turns up to the visit with Xander in this state there's no way they're going to let Ralph see him, right?

 

[just Reading a post]

People keep saying he is hitting rock bottom, every week.
But it seems he keep spilling pills and booze on those rocks and eating through them to a new layer of rocks.
How the fuck is he even getting enough money to even pay to keep the electric flowing?

 

[AltisticRight]

People keep saying he is hitting rock bottom, every week.
But it seems he keep spilling pills and booze on those rocks and eating through them to a new layer of rocks.
How the fuck is he even getting enough money to even pay to keep the electric flowing?

The Sektur has no rock bottom. Many thought Ethan's pillstreams, getting beaten up in Portugal TWICE and his revenge pornography was rock bottom.
Then comes Nick Rekieta who speedran that in the span of a few months, topped up with allowing his 8-year-old to be tested positive for cocaine (metabolites) at over 10 times the (already high) cutoff.

There is no rock bottom.

He is on something. Slurring his words like Sandra twitching on the cold hard concrete at the hospital after her son abandoned her to form a polycue with Faith Vickers and Amanda Morris.

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Hi Coach Gunt Pill. https://archive.ph/VWIv8

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

You know what! Ralphs blue eyes bring in all the Meichan pussy.
What you gotta say about that!!!!!

 

[Um...]

SHE INTO THE OCTOGON lmao

This is amazing

Actually it was “SHE INTO THE OTOGON.”
He’s either drunk tweeting or has permanent wet brain damage. Or maybe both.

 

[Salvatore Leone]

CONTENT ALERT????


Xeet | Archive

Here's the 40-second live stream of him challenging Milo to a fight.

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I honestly thought when he sent the Tweet I attached, I thought he was on a drug bender but I guess he made it to an airport or is probably bumming out in a bus station. That awkward pause at the end is the cherry on top of this bender that he's on.

 

[Sam Losco]

I honestly thought when he sent the Tweet I attached, I thought he was on a drug bender but I guess he made it to an airport or is probably bumming out in a bus station.

Judging by how long it took him to stop the video, you were right.

 

[AltisticRight]

Someone is upset.

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You... you jew!


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>You're fatter than me

 

[Salvatore Leone]

Xeet | Archive
Very of Ralph to show up on time let alone make it into the US, but I hope he can make it.

Every single father figure in his life has betrayed the Ralphamale. All he has left is Dick Masterson and that bridge is going to burn sooner or later.