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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Sicko Hunter said:
lol what? Ralph is completely incapable of taking care of his children or treating them well and openly hates his daughter for being a girl. Him being involved in their lives would only hurt them. For the sake of his children he should remain out of their lives.
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The most responsible thing Ralph could do, as a father is fuck off and die.
 
Telemeter said:
See you next week Ralph.

Left out Josh Moon, LOL.

Josh Moon is by far the most important person in Ralph's life. Josh single handedly made Ralph go from "i never want to have children" to making 2 kids just spite Josh's broke dick cause he made a corn joke.

Still as spiteful as ever.
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You’re wrong. Josh is clearly included as “lovers”.
 
His farewell video wasn't his last tweet, he had to bath in the asspats he received.
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But now he's a true and honest rehab patient getting his life back on track. No more Guntent for the alogs.
 
Oongok said:
While it's optimistic as hell to think Ralph would actually follow through I think he genuinely wants to get better*. He sounded on the verge of tears through the 2nd half of that speech to the point of if it was anyone other than Ralph I would actually feel bad for them.

Unfortunately for Ralph, it's clear to anyone paying attention he's only wants to get better as a "See I can do better!" move to try and get Faith/Amanda/Any of his other burnt bridges to come back. So even if he does get better, once he realizes they're still not coming back he'll most likely fall back into his old ways.

*Until he actually has to put in effort and realizes it'll be easier to just give up and relapse.
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(warning: lengthy post about addiction/rehab/detox/psychology stuff)

Can't state this enough but if someone is trying to get sober to "own the haters" or purely to try and rekindle relationships that they've fucked up previously then they probably have deep issues that it won't resolve (I know that this probably goes without saying the case of Ralph even though I'm not super familiar with him). Going into it with the wrong mindset is generally a bad idea and IMHO if you're going to get sober and are serious about it the prime motivation should be for self improvement combined with taking better ownership of your own personal health + wellbeing.

If someone is serious about becoming sober then IMHO they should shut up about it as much as possible and nurture it like its a very private little baby that they have that is hidden from the world and that almost no one else knows about except their most trusted friends, family and doctors - combining the journey of becoming sober with internet updoots (and downdoots) by putting it out in the open is a tremendously bad idea (although given his situation I'm not sure how possible it is for him to keep a separation going).

The reason for this in case it isn't obvious is that once someone goes off alcohol + pills they're going to experience emotional ups and downs. Alcohol + Xanax + Ambien are all depressants. That doesn't mean they make a person depressed but they basically "depress/mute a person's emotions" and do a number of things such as numbing and changing the way the brain deals with the emotional rollercoaster of life. Once someone stops using depressants after a prolonged period of using and abusing them a whole bunch of emotions that were hidden away and muted will start to come out and want to play again. It can be pretty confronting for someone if they've never been through the journey before (I don't know if Ralph has tried being sober before).

How long is takes for someone's brain and body to adjust "back to normal" after abusing or heavily using 3 separate depressants is unclear to me but it will probably take several months at minimum even just with alcohol just to have the body physically adjust (withdrawals etc). It's also possible he suffers from actual legitimate depression or any number of other conditions on top of that (such as anxiety) that aren't really possible to deal with because abusing that kind of shit (or even using it habitually) makes it difficult to identify them... this is kind of why therapy with even a trained, extremely high-level psychotherapist or psychiatrist is challenging because without the person being somewhat sober everything they do is going to be modified by depressants.

This is why I mentioned earlier there's a very big distinction between "detox" and "rehab". He claims he's going to rehab but rehab is the therapy part of all of this. Detox is just medical management of a person who is discontinuing abuse of whatever substances (and that alone can take several weeks or even months) - the rehab part, such as even going to AA meetings and/or therapy should ideally come after that (although it would probably help significantly to also have access to that shit while he is detoxing).

So even being seriously online and exposing the giant fucking rollercoaster that will come after detox to the general public and internet fans (and in Ralph's case probably a huge number of haters) is a really, tremendously bad idea because it opens the door to the challenges that come being impacted (both negatively and positively) by what "you" (Ralph) say and how people react to that - it can and likely will become a vicious circle and feedback loop where the person's behavior is changed by this interaction (this is why some prominent internet thinkers/writers have gone to the extent of saying that internet use can cause people to become BPD - borderline personality disorder not bipolar disorder. In fact there is even research that shows this to be the case: https://www.psypost.org/screen-time...ersonality-traits-and-psychological-distress/)

It's one thing if someone is a "closet alcoholic/pillhead" and after some bizarre behavior and missteps comes out and says to their fandom/hatedom "hey I have come to realize that I have a significant personal problem that is caused by (substances) and I'm going to spend some time to work on it. I'm sorry if I hurt anyone with my behavior." but if they've had that problem very publicly for ages its going to be difficult to keep things separated.

I'm not sure how serious he is about it all (most of the people in this thread seem extremely cynical about his likelihood of success and also his motivations) but it seems evident that he is reliant on efame to make an income which puts him in a pretty precarious situation. If he were able to disconnect for a few weeks or months or only stream once a week or something it'd probably help a lot to stabilize things but I doubt that is going to happen. In an ideal world he'd have some other career he could do in the meantime so he could purely focus on detoxing and rehab and all that shit)
 
Rage Pig said:
His farewell video wasn't his last tweet, he had to bath in the asspats he received.
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But now he's a true and honest rehab patient getting his life back on track. No more Guntent for the alogs.
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Ooh, hardcore. Most rehabs understand the need for people to check into work on occasion, and be able to contact and build support systems on the outside, and let patients keep their phones on them, at very least.
 
Taking this seriously for 2 seconds just to humor the Ralphamale:

Ralph, the best thing to do would be leave the internet entirely and join a monastery or something. Become a monk and make tortas with the local priests to give to the poor. No government on your ass for money, the kids can grow up without the insanity (well I mean it's still Faith and Meigh so I guess less destructive insanity I should say lmao) and you can stop turning yourself into a ragepig. If you can do that for 5 years without relapsing and blowing an Mexican gigolo for xannies then maybe you can come back and not be instantly retarded again. You will need to have the redemption arc to end them all to get back to where you were realistically, so good luck.

The Christian in me is supportive, but the DIRTY A-LAWG in me knows we'll probably be right back here in a few months lol. Who knows maybe the Sonichu demon has finally fully passed on to Dick and Nick.
 
Ralph likely just took the sympathy donos and is going to an ayahuasca retreat instead.

Who needs rehab when Trickster Coyote can send you visions of the powerful Thunderbird and the mysterious White Buffalo Woman to cleanse your soul.
(Wouldn't be anymore retarded than claiming you can safely clear a high volume 20 year benzo addiction in 15-30 days. Don't even think the coward clearly stated exactly WHAT he was going in for anyways, this is a guy that calls himself sober when he's only abusing three substances at once. Nick Rekieta bullshit incoming.)
 
I have decided to be the one and only True And Honest positive polly on this website. Ralph can do it. He can complete rehab and spend the rest of his life leaving a good legacy for his kids. He will come to terms with death being on his heels and he will either get life insurance or he will get enough of a last wind enough to secure some sort of inheritance for his kids.

It's easy to make the safe bet and say there's no hope, that it will fail and fall into ashes, but I believe death ennobles and dignifies men in a way little else does. A man can live a bastard but be a man in his last hours and save himself in some small way even in the reapers clutches.

I believe Ralph can choose to make the last act of the show he calls his life the best one. I think he can genuinely come to terms with the fact he has two children, two people which carry in themselves him and his parents and his grandparents and he can do the right thing by them if only he chooses to and that they are the only real thing of worth left in his life.

My act of hope is the bravest route I can take in regards to Ralph because it stares in the face of all terrible probability and danger of disappointment.
 
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