Inactive Ethan Ralph's Websites (TheRalphRetort.com and Killstream.live)

[pensiveniglet]

" bbut I wanted to write and get published... it should've been me on zerohedge instead of Null!"

 

[Pill Cosby]

Hey @Null where can I get that Kiddy Diddler hat? I know two guys in LA that were protesting for Cuties 2 last week.

 

[Dont Mind Me]

Null wrote a significantly better article. In terms of grammar, staying on topic, just about any metric one uses for grading writing. I’m actually looking forward to the next ZH one he writes

 

[Days of Kinohood]

" bbut I wanted to write and get published... it should've been me on zerohedge instead of Null!"

The Ralphamale is more qualified then that treacherous, pedo, n-word spuing Josh Moon! Don't you know? He has a major in political science!

 

[Makoto Niijima]

If you click the archive you won't be able to see this , however if you go to the actual article you get to see the Josh edit of Ralph's "Kid Diddler" hat I took a screenie so you don't have to donate any clicks to Gunt:

 

[Farglemark]

I read a few pages back and didn't see anything about this, but a couple of things, one, his shares and responses are suspiciously low on articles that were listed with thousands of views.

Secondly he didn't remove the comment sections from the older articles, which means that it wasn't a quick edit for the whole site, and hes been manually removing them for each article.

Edit: tested out posting a comment on an older article, its on bitch mode where he has to approve any comments before they are posted.

 

[Leedsotherkid]

Sandra being abandoned to die alone by her piece of shit son is not something that happened to ethan ralph. Its a tragedy he inflicted on her.

If you brought the guntled one into the world, would you want that mess to be the last thing you saw on this mortal coil?
His usual selfishness did her a kindness, knowing that the perfect strangers she died around were all better company than what she inflicted upon the world.
I still think she necked herself upon hearing of his imminent visitation.

Am I the only one who thought the “batteries” at the top of the article look like whiskey flasks?
That is how the gunt usually re-charges.

 

[Yizu]

Maybe if Ralph started charging Null for how much he lives in his head rent free he could actually afford a ghostwriter.

 

[Leedsotherkid]

The Ralphamale is more qualified then that treacherous, pedo, n-word spuing Josh Moon! Don't you know? He has a major in political science!

He claims he studied political science. He never graduated, how can one have a major if one is a drop out?
He never paid for his questionable “education”, looks like he got his money’s worth.

 

[Pomniman]

This is really scraping the bottom of the barrel even for his faggy libel blog. He manages to undercut the already weak complaint about nigger words by bringing up his good friend rand being a nigger word aficionado. Who is this even written for? Does anyone still reading theguntretard.shart really think it's outrageous to say nigger? "He's not free speech, he bans people!" Is the dumbest most hypocritical shit ever coming from this motherfucker too.

 

[Sam Losco]

Now imagine the meltdown if Josh gets published on InfoWars.

 

[FujiWuji]

He should just call Josh and ask him to say nigger 20x times on the phone instead of using all these stinky old archives. The guy would do it for free and it'd be funnier for everyone

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Since Ralph shopped Josh's face onto his head with the "diddler" hat, does he finally understand that whoever sent him that hat was making fun of him and that he fell for it completely and posed for the camera like a happy retard for everyone to make fun of (when he thought he was winning)?

 

[cistendered]

Since Ralph shopped Josh's face onto his head with the "diddler" hat, does he finally understand that whoever sent him that hat was making fun of him and that he fell for it completely and posed for the camera like a happy exceptional individual for everyone to make fun of (when he thought he was winning)?

Ralph didn't create that photoshop, he says in the article that Vetti (may he rest in peace) did, although I don't know how true that is. Someone here made it shortly after Gunt donned the KID DIDDLER crown and it was turned into a meme.

The fact that he mentions Vetti at all is really funny. Vetti was banned for socking, not for posting the meme. The only way he would know that that meme is what Vetti posted (using his sock) right before being banned is if he was in the chat at the time. I was there; the banning happened pretty quickly, and the post with the meme was scrubbed from chat right after it was posted. More confirmation that Gunt is sitting in the AT chat seething at the alogs 24/7. How pathetic.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Ralph didn't create that photoshop, he says in the article that Vetti (may he rest in peace) did, although I don't know how true that is. Someone here made it shortly after Gunt donned the KID DIDDLER crown and it was turned into a meme.

The fact that he mentions Vetti at all is really funny. Vetti was banned for socking, not for posting the meme. The only way he would know that that meme is what Vetti posted (using his sock) right before being banned is if he was in the chat at the time. I was there; the banning happened pretty quickly, and the post with the meme was scrubbed from chat right after it was posted. More confirmation that Gunt is sitting in the AT chat seething at the alogs 24/7. How pathetic.

So he does the same thing he used to do with /cow/, keep a tab open 24/7 so he doesn't miss a single message shitting on him. How do you even get to that point? Is it paranoia? Is it fear of missing out on someone defending him? What the fuck is he afraid to miss?

As for the shop being made by someone on KF, does that mean that Ralph is still not aware that he was played into putting on the hat for the camera? So in his mind it's bad if a photoshop of Josh wears the hat, but if he wears it for real then he's winning? What a fucking idiot.

 

[Famke Slamssen]

Him posting Josh in the diddler hat is one of the shortest and sweetest self owns I've seen in my life. I'm starting to believe he really is transitioning based on him posting his own massive L like that.

 

[thismanlies]

I cannot believe this level of fucking seethe exists. I have no words for how embarrassing this is for Ralph that this image was on that article.

Spoiler: Behold!

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The saddest part about this is he didn’t even come up with this. He stole someone else’s crop like the wigger he is and took credit for it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I appreciate good writing, even informal or unconventional writing (such as forum / blog posts). The quality of the writing depends in part upon its purpose, and the personal tastes of the reader. Naturally the question of what constitutes "good writing" is cause for debate. But the question of what constitutes "bad writing" is far less controversial. Ralph, "The Great Recharge" is an example of bad writing. Here's why, in summary:

1) Excess verbiage - Simply put, you use more words than necessary to express your thoughts. Consider, for example, the randomly selected passage below:

Setting aside the larger issue (lack of content—see below), the point of this paragraph is almost entirely buried in your meandering prose. The stricken language could be omitted and your point would remain the same. For tips on how to reduce excess verbiage, read this book cover to cover.

2) Organization - TGR is essentially a stream of Ethan Ralph's consciousness. The introduction says nothing about its content. The interesting information—future Killstream dates, news about Killstream.tv, your future jail term—is buried in the middle. The remainder is a hodgepodge of half-baked musings, personal grievances, and token triumphalism (e.g., "...there's nothing in this life that could ever break me"). There is no logical progression. In the future, consider using subheadings, and write them first.

3) Content - The most important, and most overlooked aspect of good writing is content—original thoughts, new / exclusive information, creative expression, humor, etc. Readers ought to derive something from your writing that they cannot find elsewhere. Sometimes, a writer's stylistic prowess can stand on its own as art. But alas, Ralph, Hunter Thompson you are not. Jack Kerouac you are not. And notwithstanding its stylistic deficiencies, TGR is almost wholly lacking in content. The vast majority of its 1,477 words are thoughts that you've already expressed publicly (e.g., attacking "the grifting lawyer"), or that are too inane to merit use of the written word ("I won’t even mention the mythical book. OK, well, I guess I just did."). These words are non-content. What little content TGR contains falls under the broad umbrella of "news." But TGR fails as a news article because its content is buried under a mountain of non-content. All of TGR's content could have fit in a single tweet, and there it should have been.

Ralph, a good writer has respect for his readers' time and intelligence. For a loyal Killstream supporter, TGR is a veritable waste of time (6 minutes, to be exact). If you care about your paypigs, do not waste their time like this. If you have no interesting thoughts, you will not make them interesting by publishing them.

0/10

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TGR?
The Gunt Retort?

 

[hawkisnight]

Snitching? Absolutely pathetic. Even more pathetic than his micro wiener.

 

[Jack Awful]

If you click the archive you won't be able to see this , however if you go to the actual article you get to see the Josh edit of Ralph's "Kid Diddler" hat I took a screenie so you don't have to donate any clicks to Gunt:

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I like that he insults Josh by posting a photoshop where he wears a hat that Ralph himself proudly wore.