Inactive Ethan Ralph's Websites (TheRalphRetort.com and Killstream.live)

[AltisticRight]

A place to laugh at Ethan Ralph's literary masterpieces. Now with extra flare from killstream.live, baby!

I think this is workable, what I'll do here is add all his newer blog posts and add older ones to a spoiler. I will also link to his newer blog posts within the thread posted by myself or other users.

WASTE OF GAS: DC Trucker Convoy Out at Home Plate Your site is a waste of bandwidth, Ralph.​

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Zerohedge Publishes Kiwi Farms Owner Josh Moon: “I just fucking hate n****rs.” (10/30/2021)​

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The Great Recharge (10/24/2021)​

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[AltisticRight]

Comments:

Time to get sweeping, Shannon.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

>They also offered me a month’s refund, but I told them to add it onto the user’s subscriptions instead.

You expect us to believe that gunt ?

 

[Rabid Weasels]

Sandra being abandoned to die alone by her piece of shit son is not something that happened to ethan ralph. Its a tragedy he inflicted on her.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The Shart Retort finally gets an update after who knows how long. I hope we get more masterpieces like this, something to rival Don Quixote. Go chase those windmills!

 

[Calefactorite]

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

The Ralph Retort almost sounds like the Colbert Report.

Only one is not playing a character and this is him acting in real life.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

>They also offered me a month’s refund, but I told them to add it onto the user’s subscriptions instead.

You expect us to believe that gunt ?

I assume they offered his subscribers a refund and he declined because he wanted to get paid. So now they're giving everybody a free month and Ralph is acting like he's doing them a favor.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

>They also offered me a month’s refund, but I told them to add it onto the user’s subscriptions instead.

You expect us to believe that gunt ?

His entire one paragraph trying to tip toe around the obvious - Secure Server wants him gone - was hilarious copium BS.

I think they are just going to let Killstream.tv go dark until Ralph realizes they are done with him.

 

[Chris Mclean]

The twink down in Dallas who finally came out of the closet? Nah. Leave it. I have more important things to worry about. Like, the Killstream.

Who is the alog whos apparently a twink from Dallas?

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Who is the alog whos apparently a twink from Dallas?

Augie

 

[Gangster Talk]

Did he just recently learn the word "sector"? He keeps using it weirdly when he doesn't know how else to describe something.

 

[Chris Mclean]

Augie

Hes also part of the manlet crew.

 

[twozero]

His entire one paragraph trying to tip toe around the obvious - Secure Server wants him gone - was hilarious copium BS.

I think they are just going to let Killstream.tv go dark until Ralph realizes they are done with him.

I wonder what percentage of his subscribers break the habit and won’t resub after the totally-just-two-weeks downtime.

They’ll just start watching Tucker minus Ralph’s commentary.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

TL;DR Still a massive fat faggot with a horse-faced leech carrying his tumor and falling into irrelevancy.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

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Hes also part of the manlet crew.

Wow 5'7" he towers over Ralph, no wonder he hates that twink.

 

[An automatic clown]

A great recharge of...what exactly? He has no braincells left, thanks to pills and Maker's, to recharge.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

A great recharge of...what exactly? He has no braincells left, thanks to pills and Maker's, to recharge.

His phone?

 

[An automatic clown]

He's back on Twitter. New pfp with out the horse. Hmm

 

[Reaper King]

"Speaking of that program, I will be returning on October 25th at 9:30PM EST. I’m still working on the upcoming guest list, but here’s what I have so far:

Tues, October 26th: Vito Gesualdi and Dick Masterson"

lmao of course his first set of guests is Vito and Dick what with both of them being in the news for the Netflix protest. Say, doesn't Ralph have a burning hatred for Vito, or is he going to suck his cock and please him in the face of Daddy Dick?