Inactive Ethan Ralph's Websites (TheRalphRetort.com and Killstream.live)

[twozero]

He's back on Twitter. New pfp with out the horse. Hmm

Looks like it's a zoom-in of that cringey INTERNET VILLAIN t-shirt moo-moo he wears on his streams.

I've noticed Ralph's profile-pic changes seem to coincide roughly between each of his fuckups and subplots. Is this how we can roughly delineate a new season of the Ralph Show? If so, looking forward to next season when southern_gentleman_ralph.bmp has to fight for his rights in court, as branding yourself as a villain isn't a great look when battling charges for being a revenge pornographer.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Why am I here, again?

Ethan Ralph's writing is one step above a seventh grader(with brain damage). I was acutely aware that every word I read was a waste of my time.

A short bid in jail ain’t it and neither are f****** online making up bullshit. Getting a call in the middle of your show, asking for permission to put your Mother on a ventilator and initiate brain surgery? Yea, that’s it.

What a hero. Ethan knows what suffering is everyone...he saw it in that woman's eyes behind the Arby's.

Another acknowledgement: May, who is carrying my child, has been a great, shining light in my life. She’s also put up with all my bullshit over the past year. AND, on top of that, she’s carrying my daughter and just hit 14 weeks. So, I would be remiss if I didn’t give her the proper credit as well.

The only reason May has not clawed that fetus out is the hope that she can one day molest it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Speaking for myself, I don't wish death on you, Ralph.

That’s because Ralph doesn’t live in your head, torturing you rent-free. But anyone who posts on KF is personally responsible for inflicting much mental and emotional torment on this overly sensitive little bitch. We’re just pointing and laughing at him, but Ralph is seething and hitting record blood pressure levels.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

That’s because Ralph doesn’t live in your head, torturing you rent-free. But anyone who posts on KF is personally responsible for inflicting much mental and emotional torment on this overly sensitive little bitch. We’re just pointing and laughing at him, but Ralph is seething and hitting record blood pressure levels.

Like that time I got him to post a baby photo of a few clumped cells as proof that he created a cross-species blend. He just softballs them in, it's too easy sometimes.

 

[RussianParasite]

Hey, did you guys know that Ralph DOES NOT CARE about the farms, rackets, or other haters in general? No sir, not bothered one bit. Never crosses his mind.

 

[RichardRApe]

Comments gone, sweep it up Shanny!

I had this still open and caught what seems like either Ralph or one his gunt guard given the command to go in and get the last word to really pwn the a-logs before he shuts it down for cyber bullying.

 

[MediocreMilt]

I imagine you love the smell of feces as much as the real Ade does.

Not a... whiff... of self-awareness here.

 

[Mullti Port RDRAM]

words words words more important things words words words fuck jawsh moon words words *sharts loudly*

He's just the fucking worst at writing.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He's just the fucking worst at writing.

FTFY.

Ralph probably had a teacher who tried to encourage him by telling him he was a gifted writer. Dipshit believed it.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Oh, before I go: Shoutout to my Mom. I miss her so much. The year has been…well, it’s the worst year of my life because of her passing. There’s just no getting around that. She could have went in a perfect manner and it still would have been the shittiest time ever. But, as I’ve talked about, that’s not what happened at all. For that reason, it’s been extra tough. She was stolen away from me through the neglect of others and I didn’t even get to be with her on the day she died. It’s something I can still barely comprehend. How could this have happened to me?

Who the fuck starts their elegy to their recently deceased mother with "Shout out to" like he's reading a fucking superchat? Did his eulogy start with "Big Ups"?

And ending the paragraph to his mother who suffered a long illness and died alone because her bum child refused to get a covid shot out of spire with "How could this have happened to me?" is peak victim complex. Shockingly so. "Mama Ralph (Big Ups thanks for the birth) died after a long illness in a home in which I refused to come and see her and infamously shouted at her and drunkenly insulted her how could this have happened to ME?"

 

[Insanely Retarded]

I had this still open and caught what seems like either Ralph or one his gunt guard given the command to go in and get the last word to really pwn the a-logs before he shuts it down for cyber bullying.
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Sounds very much like Ralph, so much for ignoring the alogs.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Who the fuck starts their elegy to their recently deceased mother with "Shout out to" like he's reading a fucking superchat? Did his eulogy start with "Big Ups"?

And ending the paragraph to his mother who suffered a long illness and died alone because her bum child refused to get a covid shot out of spire with "How could this have happened to me?" is peak victim complex. Shockingly so. "Mama Ralph (Big Ups thanks for the birth) died after a long illness in a home in which I refused to come and see her and infamously shouted at her and drunkenly insulted her how could this have happened to ME?"

It really is much more revealing than Ralph could ever realize. If Faith loses the baby and almost dies in childbirth, she’d better not expect any sympathy from Ethan. He’ll be too busy taking God to task for a-logging him.

 

[instythot]

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Hes also part of the manlet crew.

Still fuckin towers over Ethan

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Who the fuck starts their elegy to their recently deceased mother with "Shout out to" like he's reading a fucking superchat? Did his eulogy start with "Big Ups"?

And ending the paragraph to his mother who suffered a long illness and died alone because her bum child refused to get a covid shot out of spire with "How could this have happened to me?" is peak victim complex. Shockingly so. "Mama Ralph (Big Ups thanks for the birth) died after a long illness in a home in which I refused to come and see her and infamously shouted at her and drunkenly insulted her how could this have happened to ME?"

It's because Ralph writes just like he speaks, in fact it would not surprise me if he said what he was about to write out loud. Things that might sound fine when you say them, such as shouting out his deceased mother on his podcast, do not necessarily sound good when others read them on your muckraking site. The whole thing is just stream of consciousness, as if he has not contemplated a thought or idea in it, which is clear to see based on the fact he uses the same verbal ticks to start his sentence as he does when speaking. He starts sentences with "But" and "Because" which are subordinating conjunctions used to denote subordinate clauses. You do not start sentences with these.

Look at this example of some of his sentences:
"Like, the Killstream."
" It makes no sense, logically. And for the few people who may be convinced by those idiots, the same thing applies."
"Why am I here, again?"

For someone who loves the written word he has a piss poor grasp of it. It reminds me of how I used to write, when my understanding of grammar was that you put in commas and full stops when you feel like you would pause when talking. Which is what I think Ralph does, hence the stream of consciousness writing. This is just a Killstream rant he wrote down.

 

[Terrorist]

The Great Reshart: You will do nothing but get owned online, and you will be happy.

 

[veri]

It's because Ralph writes just like he speaks

you're right. something felt so off about reading it in my head until i read it in ralph's voice, it sounds EXACTLy like him

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

IMMA PULL DOWN MAH PANTS AND SHIT ALL OVER THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

He really cannot write to save his life. We’re well over a year in to his descent to top-tier cowdom and I still have trouble wrapping my head around his bad he is at it.
Edit: As others have said, he writes like he speaks. There’s a reason most teachers worth a damn try to make sure people do not do this.

 

[Xolanite]

I can't wait for Argent to take a look at Ralph's book. It'll probably be a self-published abortion full of projecting like an Ayn Rand novel, if Rand was a high school dropout with a 3rd grade reading level instead of a former aristocrat determined to learn English and write for Hollywood.

 

[veri]

Rand was a high school dropout with a 3rd grade reading level instead of a former aristocrat determined to learn English and write for Hollywood.

never heard of an artistic rat who took an AMMO
BOX TO THE head

 

[Jan_Hus]

"Because the one thing that always reigns supreme for me is the written word. A lot of you motherfuckers can’t even read these days"

Okay if you're going to claim authority like this in a piece of writing, you need to be doing better than "poverty wages"

Also he used "reigns supreme" F- for use of that cliche, gunt.