Inactive Ethan Ralph's Websites (TheRalphRetort.com and Killstream.live)

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Honestly I would read a Ralph report book. I bet it would be KINO

 

[Keranu]

Let's see how recharged he is after the next 45 days of aylawging!

Battery depleted, he bailed on Tequila Sunrise today.

 

[Haru Okumura]

Just posting to note that Ethan seethed at me during his Tequila Sunrise intro today, thus breaking the pledge from his latest article not to respond to his critics anymore.

He couldn't even make it three days.

Sad.

 

[Stasi]

Just posting to note that Ethan seethed at me during his Tequila Sunrise intro today, thus breaking the pledge from his latest article not to respond to his critics anymore.

He couldn't even make it three days.

Sad.

I find it hilarious how he seethes at people just mocking him because of the dumb shit he himself did. Just ignore it nigga.

There are people from like the O&A sphere that actually got fucked with and had their income sources taken away that took it better and here is piggy crying that people make fun of his gunt. Be thankful that the kiwi ayylawgs are content to simply laugh at your wigger antics Ralph.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

The Shart Retort finally gets an update after who knows how long. I hope we get more masterpieces like this, something to rival Don Quixote. Go chase those windmills!

The Daily Shart sounds better IMO

 

[Puck]

He writes like a fucking unpaid buzzfeed intern

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He writes like a fucking unpaid buzzfeed intern

That’s an insult to unpaid Buzzfeed interns. At least their content gets shared by people.

 

[Makoto Niijima]

He writes like a fucking unpaid buzzfeed intern

Baked Alaska used to work for Buzz Fed.

 

[AltisticRight]

The Daily Shart sounds better IMO

The Daily Shater

 

[break these cuffs]

Baked Alaska used to work for Buzz Fed.

Baked Alaska is a federal informant

 

[PaladinBoo]

I had this still open and caught what seems like either Ralph or one his gunt guard given the command to go in and get the last word to really pwn the a-logs before he shuts it down for cyber bullying.
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These comments were so made by Ralph after a night of Makers Mark and him seething at the computer screen. He really has to get the last word in. These make me excited to when I release my New Vegas mod with the Gunt Easter Egg. I can already see the spam hate comments and threatening emails coming my way soon.

I can't wait for Argent to take a look at Ralph's book. It'll probably be a self-published abortion full of projecting like an Ayn Rand novel, if Rand was a high school dropout with a 3rd grade reading level instead of a former aristocrat determined to learn English and write for Hollywood.

Holy shit! I forgot that he said that he is writing a book. If that ever comes out I will bite the bullet and read it. I imagine it will be a rambling manifesto where he decries all those dirty goddamn ay-lawgs like that pedophile Joshua Conner Moon.

 

[veri]

These comments were so made by Ralph after a night of Makers Mark and him seething at the computer screen. He really has to get the last word in. These make me excited to when I release my New Vegas mod with the Gunt Easter Egg. I can already see the spam hate comments and threatening emails coming my way soon.


Holy shit! I forgot that he said that he is writing a book. If that ever comes out I will bite the bullet and read it. I imagine it will be a rambling manifesto where he decries all those dirty goddamn ay-lawgs like that pedophile Joshua Connor Moon.

chapter one: it started when my dad (ronnie ralph RIP DADDY) started coming into my room after bedtime. since the first night it happened i always suspended JOSHUA CONNER MOON was behind these nefarious acts

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Holy shit! I forgot that he said that he is writing a book.

Did he say if it’s going to be a memoir or fiction? Either way, the title had better be WIGGER.

 

[veri]

Did he say if it’s going to be a memoir or fiction? Either way, the title had better be WIGGER.

mein shart

 

[John Andrews Stan]

mein shart

The Great Guntsby

 

[PaladinBoo]

For Whom The Shart Tolls
To Kill A MockingAlawg
I, Ralph
The Children of Gunt
The Count of West Memphis Cristo
The Prince and the Wigger
Crime and Punishment (Which totally wasn't my fault but that of that dirty pedophile Joshua Conner Moon! Tell em Gaytor!)

 

[MediocreMilt]

Gunt of Thrones
Guntiver's Travels
Lonesome Gunt
A Tale of Two Babymamas
Scent of a Woman('s poo during sex)
Primary Colors, by Adrienne Blair (or as Ralph legally has to call her, "Anonymous")
Stone-22

 

[John Andrews Stan]

For Whom The Shart Tolls
To Kill A MockingAlawg
I, Ralph
The Children of Gunt
The Count of West Memphis Cristo
The Prince and the WIgger
Crime and Punishment (Which totally wasn't my fault but that of that dirty pedophile Joshua Conner Moon!! Tell em Gaytor!)

The Gunt Also Rises
Guntiver’s Travels
The Corn of Wrath
As I Lay Sharting
Gone With the Gunt

 

[MediocreMilt]

Guntiver's Travels

Guntiver’s Travels

Bruh

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bruh

Calm down, while I was writing my post you posted yours. Nobody stole your IP, it’s an obvious joke waiting to be made.