Eulogize another forum member - Actually put in some effort you fucks

Here lies @Dynastia. He hated meat pies and moderators. He doxed a lot of users and it was p funny. One time he got sued by an assmad psychopath in the UK and made a bunch of porn stars think he was someone else so they would terrorize an innocent family.

RIP

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@Pina Colada was shinypokestar and she shitposted a lot. I think she was supposed to be a tranny but idk. She made a thread on some insane dude in canada and it was pretty awesome. She was funny.

RIP
 
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Here lies @Jaiman, he was skinned and had his identity stolen by an unnamed serial murderer that likely has many more victims still yet to be found.

He loved ponies, TV shows about ponies, twitter, and being a homosexual deviant. God has sent his soul to hell where it belongs, but nonetheless we here in this plane will miss him, as he was the only cool Brony in the known universe, and without him that communities lolcows have now run rampant and infected even IRL horses with terminal cases of autism and internet AIDS.
 
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The Life and Death of @Reynard.

Reynard was a joyful little furfag. He loved to party and dance at furry bar mitzvahs, for he was not only a furry, but he was also a jewish furry. His favorite meal for breakfast was locks-n-bagels. He'd enjoy them every morning before browsing furry pr0n sites.

One fateful day though, Reynard went to a furry convention, oblivious of the fact that it was actually being run by Foxler. While having a good time at the convention, he and a bunch of other furry jews were rounded up by alt-fur members. Husky Jack was responsible for shooting a tranquilizer dart at Reynard knocking him unconscious. He was then transported to a furry concentration camp where he was tortured with beastiality porn while being buttraped by a lion named @Simba until they threw him in the shower and turned the gas on. Reynard went out permenately, and breathed his last breath.

He will be forever remembered and missed. R.I.P. Reynard. La heim!
 
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In loving memory of @CanofSoda
After large quantities of child porn were found on his hard drive, CanofSoda died of shame. He will be remembered as completely forgettable. But he made a decent eulogy.
 
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RIP @Dr W
He died after consuming vast quantities of Dr Pepper and A&W Rootbeer laced with weapons-grade Nitroglycerin as a party trick, then foolishly decided to eat fire which caused him to explode.
He will be missed greatly.
 
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@DNJACK died happy at the bottom of a fuckpile in an orgy at a Québec BDSM sex dungeon. He will be well remembered for his dick pics and rope tying advice. He is survived by several hundred catfished men and "women" on the internet.
 
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Cricket said:
@DNJACK died happy at the bottom of a fuckpile in an orgy at a Québec BDSM sex dungeon. He will be well remembered for his dick pics and rope tying advice. He is survived by several hundred catfished men and "women" on the internet.
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R.I.P @Cricket. He didn't give me a eulogy. So I shot him. He enjoyed crochet, gay sex with @Reynard, and being covered in hair.

R.I.P @DNJACK: He accidentally fell into the cross when burning it. He will always be remembered for strangling a black guy with the Confederate Flag.
 
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@Dr W
All they said was "hold my beer" and ran into the blazing inferno of an Indiana Kmart. I could swear I saw their smiling face in the ensuing explosion. Rest in peace, you're at the Blue Light special in the sky. Tell Irma I said hi
 
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1969-2017

@Bogs died of a drug overdose losing battle with her fast life in Hollywood. While a star in the 1980s, her slow decline and abuse of substances took a toll. Eventually unable to cope with the fact she was no longer a star and falling into relevancy.

She will be truly missed by the legion of 4 fans who remember her.

Funeral to be held at the 14 Branchland Court, eulogy to be held by Chris. Followed by 3 hours of playing with legos.
 
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@Dr W was fucked to death in the How is the Kiwi above you in bed? thread. He will always be remembered for his creepy note taking during furry sex.
 
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RIP @paintingatree he will always be remembered for his shear ability to inspire a community dedicated to cherishing his artwork and for being the only truly sane person amongst us all.
despite his social ineptitude he was loved by many, and he will be dearly missed by young and old members of this site, it is a tragedy that has struck the core of this family.
may he rest in peace.
 
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