Euphoric atheists

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The Bible is offensive, you guys!

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Imagine a world where Ricky was actually funny.

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Yes, I'm so sure that the world will be a perfect, sparkly utopia without religion! That's the only be-all, end-all problem! wow

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It honestly gets funnier when you see the Euphorics get into wars with each other, which has gotten pretty common nowadays due to stupid shit like Atheism+ and the autistic rage at people so dumb that they only survive on being dumb to stay dumb.

It's like stating there is no God changes shit-all about your base character.
 
Hotels giving you a free book with rape, murder, dismemberment, incest, and cannibalism is metal as fuck. Why should we stop that?

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c-no said:
Plus, some say the books were deliberately left behind so it's not like the hotel could be the one giving away free Bibles. Even then, why would anyone get offending over some book being left behind. Besides, there are worse things a hotel can have than having some copy of the Bible.
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Their lives are so boring they have to scream about how much they hate Christianity. I say Christianity since most Atheists I know tend to play softball on Muslims and Jews.

Hell, I remember a buddy of mine (Cole, of Benito fame) once pretended he was Muslim after this Euphoric guy who wrote essentially a blog on a forum went like a week straight shitting on Christians to call out his rage against people with faith. He only stated he was Muslim, and the dude essentially said "It's good you kept your faith" or something akin to that. This was after mocking the notion of faith mind you.
 
Silver said:
Actual, real question: why do they all wear fedoras and have neckbeards? What is it about being a militant atheist/brony that drives people to have the same damn type of facial hair and wear the same hat?
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I don't know about the beards, but as far as the fedoras go, my theory is that they're trying to look like Indiana Jones or something. Unfortunately, none of these dudes look like Harrison Ford. That's the only way I can explain why they wear them with casual clothing -- if they really wanted to look sophistocated, they'd wear them with dress shirts and ties, like SHOULD be worn. (Don't get me wrong, the guys would still look like dorks, but at least the fedoras wouldn't look so jarring)
 
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"So I do not blame people who are not at this level of intelligence yet."

If being at OP's level of intelligence means shamelessly posting shit like this on Yahoo Answers, I think I'm good with staying with the unenlightened masses.

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"But if I don't wear shirts advertising my views on religion, how else will people know how smart I am???"

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"Christians are so violent! All religion does is breed war!"

*wants to go back in time to stab to death and throw off a cliff a newborn baby who will grow into a man who says things like "turn the other cheek," "love thy neighbor," and "forgive those who trespass against you."*
 
"Ugh why can't girls understand how mature and refined I am???"

"Lolololol Imma kill baby Jesus and throw him off a cliff. Religions r dumb!"
 
Dude, you're only fueling their martyrdom. The whole "Christians are the most persecuted group in America!" losers are fucking insane, they don't need you giving them ammunition for their cause.

You know, I think these people need each other. Otherwise, they'd have nobody to validate their extreme need for "persecution".
 
I've seen grade-schoolers act more mature than this.

And I don't know why they tagged Ben Carson in their tweet; they're not very bright.

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:story: This is from the same moron who was offended by the Bible in hotel rooms. :story:
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Eh some of these people don't sound that cringe, except the dude putting Bibles in the fiction section, that vid was pretty cringe.

Lets look at some of the quotes from this thread shall we.

anonymous said:
I don't believe in any kind of "god", but that shitheel in the library video should be necklaced.
Fucking with people just doing their job due to your smug arrogance goes past being a shit move to
you should die.
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LOL he should die? what for being a dumb troll? do you realize what forum your on?

Also there was a poster that used Pascals wager to as a "take that", and said Westboro is not as bad, as some edgy dude online.

Also making fun of the Reason Rally? There are politicians who are trying to legislate their beliefs, and having a gathering to oppose that is cringey?

"Other religions have so many fun things that they (they implying atheists) can steal and use in their daily life!"

Another quote I saw, Yeah totally not bait for an argument about morality lol.
 
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