EU Europe is looking for new astronauts:'Disabled people are also welcome' - The organization calls them parastronauts

Europe is looking for new astronauts: 'Disabled people are also welcome'
Modified: February 08, 2021 16:42

Astronaut André KuipersImage © ANP
For the first time in eleven years, Europe is looking for new astronauts. Space agency ESA will launch a campaign for the new vacancies at the end of March.

Every European can apply from March 31 to May 28 for the new vacancies for astronauts. ESA is hoping for many applications from women to increase diversity.

The new astronauts must be shown to the world in October 2022.

Parastronauts
The ESA also wants to give people with disabilities the opportunity to go to space. The organization calls them parastronauts: "Diversity at ESA should not only be about origins, age, background or gender of our astronauts, but perhaps also about physical limitations."

In 2010 the previous group of astronauts was hired. It consisted of two Italians, a German, a Briton, a French and a Dane. They have all gone to the International Space Station in recent years. More than 8000 Europeans had then registered for the selection rounds, including more than two hundred Dutch people. In the round before that, in 1998, the Dutchman André Kuipers was hired.

To the moon
With the next crew of astronauts, Europe is entering "a new era of space exploration," said ESA. The organization works with the United States, Canada and Japan on manned journeys to the moon. In 2024, two Americans must set foot on the moon, for the first time since 1972.

A space station must also be built in orbit around the moon. Europe can provide at least three astronauts who will live in that space station near the moon.


Why we are going back to the moon
So far three Dutch people
So far, three native Dutch have been in space. Lodewijk van den Berg from the Zeeuws-Flemish Sluiskil was the first. He flew the space shuttle Challenger in early 1985. Van den Berg did so after he was naturalized as an American.

Wubbo Ockels was the first Dutch citizen to orbit the Earth. He went to space in late 1985, also in the Challenger. It was the last successful mission of the space shuttle, which exploded on its next launch in January 1986. All seven crew members were killed.

André Kuipers is the most experienced Dutch astronaut. He went to the space station ISS for a week and a half in April 2004. He also stayed there from December 2011 to July 2012.

 
Something tells me the ESA's astronaut program is going to more resemble UPN's Homeboys in Outer Space.

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Um...isn't any activity involving such high G-forces, and especially in this case where extended abnormal gravity is involved, all about the physical limitations of the people participating?

I was under the impression that astronauts trained extensively to be in tip top physical shape so they can handle the controlled explosion to get them to space, deal with being in space, and then the semi-controlled fall from orbit we call re-entry...
 
Um...isn't any activity involving such high G-forces, and especially in this case where extended abnormal gravity is involved, all about the physical limitations of the people participating?

I was under the impression that astronauts trained extensively to be in tip top physical shape so they can handle the controlled explosion to get them to space, deal with being in space, and then the semi-controlled fall from orbit we call re-entry...
This is what I was thinking. Isn't an astronaut one of the least accessible jobs for a reason?
I think they'd have more success putting monkeys back in the rockets.
 
Um...isn't any activity involving such high G-forces, and especially in this case where extended abnormal gravity is involved, all about the physical limitations of the people participating?

I was under the impression that astronauts trained extensively to be in tip top physical shape so they can handle the controlled explosion to get them to space, deal with being in space, and then the semi-controlled fall from orbit we call re-entry...
Gaawwwwwd, stop being such a fatophobic abilist piece of shit.
 
Um...isn't any activity involving such high G-forces, and especially in this case where extended abnormal gravity is involved, all about the physical limitations of the people participating?

I was under the impression that astronauts trained extensively to be in tip top physical shape so they can handle the controlled explosion to get them to space, deal with being in space, and then the semi-controlled fall from orbit we call re-entry...

Pilots train to resist positive Gs by tightening their leg muscles, thus maintaining blood pressure in their body and head.

There were actually several fighter pilots in WWII who were missing legs, or parts of them and could pull higher Gs because they didn’t have to worry about their blood pooling in them.
 
So basically this:
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And its because of reasons like that we will never truly become a space travelling species
I believe the China and the Asian countries will take the lead eventually. We focus so much on the faults of our culture, worshipping at the alter of diversity, and seeking forgiveness for past sins that we don't have time to focus on actual goals. We see this in colleges already with this obsession to admit more Black students by dropping standardized testing and other requirements so now its just the GPA and recommendations. But the truth is that not all schools are the same and a high GPA from a school in the ghetto does not mean as much as high GPA from a school in a wealthier area. I keep hearing from progressives that skilled teachers who might start out in lower income schools later transfer to wealthier schools. Such, I am left to conclude that the schools in the ghetto have teachers that do not give a shit about student achievement. Such when even a student with mediocre skills takes classes at the ghetto school, they seem like a genius. The teachers that has atrophied intellectually is suddenly amazed at this moderate stimulus.

Then the colleges look at the GPA and recommendations, which in part is motivated by the school being able to proclaim we sent X here, for admissions. Such, a student that has not really been challenged meets kids that have tutors and we see the results in the classroom. Many of these students then are faced with a real skilled and driven classmates where the result is that they do poorly in the course or fail. This not only is bad for the diversity student but takes a spot away from someone that could have succeeded. Such in the end we are like a circle of retards giving ourselves asspats for muh diversity while Asia just laughs at the fuckery.

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P.S. I live in Burgerland so I only have a passing knowledge of Germany and Scandinavian education systems but as far as I understand post secondary education comes at a dramatically lower cost but has a ton more gatekeeping for actual universities. Unless you are reasonably academically talented you will be given the choice of a trade school or something along those lines.
 
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