EU Europe is looking for new astronauts:'Disabled people are also welcome' - The organization calls them parastronauts

Europe is looking for new astronauts: 'Disabled people are also welcome'
Modified: February 08, 2021 16:42

Astronaut André KuipersImage © ANP
For the first time in eleven years, Europe is looking for new astronauts. Space agency ESA will launch a campaign for the new vacancies at the end of March.

Every European can apply from March 31 to May 28 for the new vacancies for astronauts. ESA is hoping for many applications from women to increase diversity.

The new astronauts must be shown to the world in October 2022.

Parastronauts
The ESA also wants to give people with disabilities the opportunity to go to space. The organization calls them parastronauts: "Diversity at ESA should not only be about origins, age, background or gender of our astronauts, but perhaps also about physical limitations."

In 2010 the previous group of astronauts was hired. It consisted of two Italians, a German, a Briton, a French and a Dane. They have all gone to the International Space Station in recent years. More than 8000 Europeans had then registered for the selection rounds, including more than two hundred Dutch people. In the round before that, in 1998, the Dutchman André Kuipers was hired.

To the moon
With the next crew of astronauts, Europe is entering "a new era of space exploration," said ESA. The organization works with the United States, Canada and Japan on manned journeys to the moon. In 2024, two Americans must set foot on the moon, for the first time since 1972.

A space station must also be built in orbit around the moon. Europe can provide at least three astronauts who will live in that space station near the moon.


Why we are going back to the moon
So far three Dutch people
So far, three native Dutch have been in space. Lodewijk van den Berg from the Zeeuws-Flemish Sluiskil was the first. He flew the space shuttle Challenger in early 1985. Van den Berg did so after he was naturalized as an American.

Wubbo Ockels was the first Dutch citizen to orbit the Earth. He went to space in late 1985, also in the Challenger. It was the last successful mission of the space shuttle, which exploded on its next launch in January 1986. All seven crew members were killed.

André Kuipers is the most experienced Dutch astronaut. He went to the space station ISS for a week and a half in April 2004. He also stayed there from December 2011 to July 2012.

 
This would have made a good Red Dwarf episode. Dave and rimmer pick up a stasis pod that’s been drifting in space for years amd is labelled as female crew. Dave is delighted only to find it has the first trans disabled poly astronaut in it, a six foot ogre, who was jettisoned out the airlock by his peers a month into the original mission. Parallel stories unfold in original and current times where we see the troonstronaut annoying his crew mates by dilating in zero G, doing the pronoun thing, cancelling the entire crew, being needy and predatory and generally pissing everyone off. Eventually he’s lured back into the stasis pod by Kryten and blasted back into space. End credit scene: 300 years later, he is picked up by another ship: ominous music.
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I was under the impression that astronauts trained extensively to be in tip top physical shape so they can handle the controlled explosion to get them to space, deal with being in space, and then the semi-controlled fall from orbit we call re-entry...
Well you can be a cripple and in very good shape... having useless legs and peeing in a bottle is not a problem in space...
 
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