Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[LateToTheParty]

I bet you all that he refuses to tip the delivery people.

But offering him job advice is the same as offering Chris Job advice: It wont work.

More like he won't work

 

[Ushi-Oni]

Hey! Been lurking for quite a while, finally decided to join up!
Slightly off topic, but has anyone noticed how Alex has his twitch titles quite often set to "Yandere dev plays X" ?
I don't know a single streamer on twitch that puts their own Name in the title. It's like he is afraid people can't read Usernames and recognize him on on their own without reading the title. It honestly bugs the hell out of me.

 

[Orhahine]

Might as well join the job conversation about Alex-

In my country it's becoming hell to find a job. I've heard conversations at my job talking about how my generation will probably need 2-3 jobs to keep ourselves stable. A good friend of mine has 4 jobs and is still in high school. Possibly :powerlevel: here but hell, the only reason I have a job is that I was in the right place at the right time.

If Alex was here, he'd have 0 chance of getting a job, unless his parents pulled some strings or something.

He's ruined his reputation online to the point where most companies wouldn't want to hire him. The only way he'd be able to get a job is either working at a fast food place or changing his name. But then again, he's too stingy to pay up for a new name, unless it's some stupid Arekkusu Mahān shit.

 

[NateOwen23]

Hey! Been lurking for quite a while, finally decided to join up!
Slightly off topic, but has anyone noticed how Alex has his twitch titles quite often set to "Yandere dev plays X" ?
I don't know a single streamer on twitch that puts their own Name in the title. It's like he is afraid people can't read Usernames and recognize him on on their own without reading the title. It honestly bugs the hell out of me.

Welcome to the farms.

I think alex does that solely so he can probably reveal himself more, for some viewers instead of saying "Playing x" he'll include his name in it so people say "Hey, thats yandere dev" i might want to watch it

 

[Kiui]

It's often said here: "find a job that you like and you won't work a sigle day of your life". Unfortunately, Alex seems to hate game design.

The stream titles thing is purely bait to attract people that follows his game but don't know/don't care about his stream. Kinda milking his fame to gain views in a completely unrelated thing.

 

[Fazang]

Hey! Been lurking for quite a while, finally decided to join up!
Slightly off topic, but has anyone noticed how Alex has his twitch titles quite often set to "Yandere dev plays X" ?
I don't know a single streamer on twitch that puts their own Name in the title. It's like he is afraid people can't read Usernames and recognize him on on their own without reading the title. It honestly bugs the hell out of me.

He's just trying to use his fame as a game "developer" to get free viewers for his stream. Of course, it's not working because he's an awful streamer, but it really shows you how seriously he's treating his real "job". Especially since he's using his patreon pocket money on new games and consoles so he can keep streaming, while justifying not paying volunteers more because none of them are skilled enough.

 

[Colloid]

Alex would have to completely change his personality to even stand a chance in the workforce. His thin skin and control freak tendencies would challenge even the most patient managers to the point that they won’t want to waste their time and would just replace him first chance they get. He doesn’t even have any notable skills that would make it worthwhile to keep him in spite of these flaws since he’s been spoon fed his whole life by his equally controlling parents. Not to mention that Alex is too prideful for his own good, and would only settle for jobs well above his expertise and paygrade because he takes his current paycheck for granted. His only hope to keep the lifestyle he has now is to keep bumming off his parents, but given the stories he’s told from his Gaiafag days, it sounds like even they’re (or at least his dad) getting fed up with his bullshit. He really has nothing good going for his future as far as game design and programming are concerned.

 

[MaddieNolan]

I would also like to point out that nowadays anyone looking to hire you will Google you and look at your social media accounts. Guess what comes up when you look his name up...

 

[princess13456789]

I would also like to point out that nowadays anyone looking to hire you will Google you and look at your social media accounts. Guess what comes up when you look his name up...View attachment 428716

This is even worse if he tells his username from 2008

 

[OpenBASED]

I would also like to point out that nowadays anyone looking to hire you will Google you and look at your social media accounts. Guess what comes up when you look his name up...View attachment 428716

I wouldn't trust one person's Google results for that (or even several if they were all done by Kiwis), they employ numerous algorithms to give you results that it thinks are most relevant to you based on your previous searches, sites that you've visitied previously, and activity in other Google services (YouTube and whatnot).

Basically, it will generally bias it's results towards what information it has on you.

For example (since I don't use Google as my primary search engine), I don't get anything like ED or KF on the first page. I searched "YandereDev" instead of Alex Mahan, and I do get similar results now. My bad.

 

[MaddieNolan]

I wouldn't trust one person's Google results for that (or even several if they were all done by Kiwis), they employ numerous algorithms to give you results that it thinks are most relevant to you based on your previous searches, sites that you've visitied previously, and activity in other Google services (YouTube and whatnot).

Basically, it will generally bias it's results towards what information it has on you.

For example (since I don't use Google as my primary search engine), I don't get anything like ED or KF on the first page.

fftopic:

Using a proxy and not being logged in, this is what still came up first. (Different browser as well)

 

[OpenBASED]

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Using a proxy and not being logged in, this is what still came up first.

Now that I look at your first image again, I used "YandereDev" instead of "Alex Mahan" as the search term.
I do get similar results to yours, but I'm not going to retract my statement about Google using algorithms.

However, my first search term got me different results, and I later realized that I used the wrong one. That was my mistake.

 

[NazoXIII]

I wouldn't trust one person's Google results for that (or even several if they were all done by Kiwis), they employ numerous algorithms to give you results that it thinks are most relevant to you based on your previous searches, sites that you've visitied previously, and activity in other Google services (YouTube and whatnot).

Basically, it will generally bias it's results towards what information it has on you.

For example (since I don't use Google as my primary search engine), I don't get anything like ED or KF on the first page.

While it does vary from person to person, and search engine to search engine, if we're going by the most likely to be used, Google definitely fits the bill, as its one of the most, if not the most popular Search engine. Sure if a kiwi was to do a google search they'll be more likely to find the yandere dev connection, but if you check in your browser's incognito mode which is essentially a blank slate that doesn't check or store cache or cookies (which is what they use to propagate the search results), the first 3 results are still ones that link Alex to the shitshow that is YandereDev.

 

[lolnope]

Honestly, I don’t think he’s ever going to look for a job. He’s probably going to stay as an “indie game developer”, even if every game he makes is terrible.

 

[almaden]

I would also like to point out that nowadays anyone looking to hire you will Google you and look at your social media accounts. Guess what comes up when you look his name up...View attachment 428716

I also doubt he’ll ever seek a normal job even after Yan Sim dies.
After years of having all those volunteers at his beck and call and droves of fans praising his every action, he just won’t be able to survive in an ordinary workplace.
Just imagine how he would react if his boss or colleagues dared to criticize him.

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

Can we all agree that Alex is a crippling unsocial tard that won't ever get a real job? And instead just sits at his desk all day letting his Patreon bucks shit out the money in front of him to provide for his life. It's pretty much an unbelievably glorious way to live life and get cash instead of working at minimum wage jobs that require labor. (Even though Alex hates his job but, hey it's better than physical work amirite?)

 

[NazoXIII]

Can we all agree that Alex is a crippling unsocial tard that won't ever get a real job? And instead just sits at his desk all day letting his Patreon bucks shit out the money in front of him to provide for his life. It's pretty much an unbelievably glorious way to live life and get cash instead of working at minimum wage jobs that require labor. (Even though Alex hates his job but, hey it's better than physical work amirite?)

But what about when that comes to an end? I can see his "too dumb to reason" 12 year old patrons thinking that their money is going towards him developing the game (when in all actuality, its more likely to be spent on anime body pillows), so his patreon is gonna bottom out if the game ever releases, unless of course he keeps it in development hell so he can more or less indefinitely extort money from his fans, either way, the point being that his gravy train will run out sooner rather than later because nobody is that patient.

In the case of the former, I can't see him seeing any kind of continued support years, or even months down the line when the game releases. So Then what? He's gonna fade back into obscurity and have no real choice but to support himself financially, unless he plans on living with his parents forever. (Dude is pushing 30, what's he waiting on, a Chris situation where his parents get to old and sickly to support he and then he goes on to ebegging?)

Nobody will watch him stream once his game is out, most of the comments on those streams are people asking him about the game, so when there's nothing left to ask, he's just gonna be creepy Uncle Alex, slurping to cartoons.

In the end, regardless of what he chooses, you just know its gonna bring us laughs though.

 

[princess13456789]

Can we all agree that Alex is a crippling unsocial tard that won't ever get a real job? And instead just sits at his desk all day letting his Patreon bucks shit out the money in front of him to provide for his life. It's pretty much an unbelievably glorious way to live life and get cash instead of working at minimum wage jobs that require labor. (Even though Alex hates his job but, hey it's better than physical work amirite?)

If you added the 4k per month from April 2014 all the way to now it would be a lot of Patreon bucks.

Edit: Alex can easily add a combat system since the Aoi character pack gives kick, defend, damage, punch animation with it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/8cxl1/battle_system_for_yandere_simulator/
(Archive)

 

[Professional Meanie]

I would also like to point out that nowadays anyone looking to hire you will Google you and look at your social media accounts. Guess what comes up when you look his name up...View attachment 428716

In a way I feel sorry for the guy. Imagine if () he gets better in the far, far future and actually tries to get a job.

 

[MaddieNolan]

In a way I feel sorry for the guy. Imagine if () he gets better in the far, far future and actually tries to get a job.

I agree. If he wasn't such a dick to his fans (who he knows are children) I would feel bad for him. However knowing one Google search would mess up any job feels like karma.