Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?

  • Quitting after a meltdown of Phil Fish magnitude

    Votes: 207 8.6%

  • Dropping YS after failed Kickstarter campaign

    Votes: 89 3.7%

  • Dying of old age with 9 out of 10 rivals ready

    Votes: 207 8.6%

  • FBI at the doors, SSD in the microwave

    Votes: 686 28.4%

  • Slowly fading into complete obscurity with Mulberry and Cameron by his side

    Votes: 312 12.9%

  • Killing himself after someone remakes YS into fun and optimized game

    Votes: 321 13.3%

  • Getting killed at night by the pile of broken real dolls that came to life

    Votes: 108 4.5%

  • Making YS so bugged that it stops launching, then quitting

    Votes: 194 8.0%

  • Burning to a crisp after leaving his home for the first time in years

    Votes: 144 6.0%

  • Getting killed by real-life yandere

    Votes: 150 6.2%
  • Total voters
    2,418
Teachers can walk through metal detectors while holding metal objects without facing any sort of consequence! This is technically a “bug”, since it’s illogical…but, if teachers weren’t allowed to pass through metal detectors while holding metal objects, then there would be situations where teachers are trapped and can’t reach their destination. So, it would be preferable to create an in-game explanation for why they can pass through metal detectors. Here’s what I’ve come up with:

Every faculty member is carrying an ID card. The metal detectors are able to detect these ID cards, which means that the metal detectors are aware if a faculty member is passing through them. Faculty members are authorized to carry metal objects, so metal detectors won’t trigger an alarm when they detect a faculty members are passing through.

There! Bug resolved! However, “trust me, they are carrying magical ID cards!” is kind of a lame explanation, unless it is supported by something inside of the game. I bet you’d be more willing to accept this explanation if it was possible for Yandere-chan to steal an ID card and use it to get through metal detectors without being caught…so, I plan to add this feature to the game in the near future!
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Good god!! His resolution to fix this bug is to include bullshit story to it. Not only that make an item in the game that can make the user render the metal detector useless LMAO
Very realistic game you are making there Alex, breaking the laws of science. Its funny because a teacher going through a metal detector and the detector going off is fine. Its suppose to do that. But Alex has too many if else spaghetti statements where the teacher going through the metal detector going off would probably fuck up the logic of the student class or something
 
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Nice job Alex, why don’t you invent another bullshit story to cover up every bug instead of fixing them.

“Actually, the 3 FPS frame rate isn’t a bug, time in Yandere-chan’s universe actually moves more slowly than in our world, which is how...”
 
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I bet you’d be more willing to accept this explanation if it was possible for Yandere-chan to steal an ID card and use it to get through metal detectors without being caught…so, I plan to add this feature to the game in the near future!
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Yeah, Alex, teachers are allowed to bring all sorts of metal stuff to school, like knives and swords, why not, just add some feature, that possibly guaranteed, 'cause it's Alex, is going to create more bugs, instead of taking a deep dive into spaghetti ocean.

Russtard said:
Nice job Alex, why don’t you invent another bullshit story to cover up every bug instead of fixing them.

“Actually, the 3 FPS frame rate isn’t a bug, time in Yandere-chan’s universe actually moves more slowly than in our world, which is how...”
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I bet, you'd more willing to accept this, if he would add Timelord-chan into his game.
 
irishAzoth said:
Good god!! His resolution to fix this bug is to include bullshit story to it. Not only that make an item in the game that can make the user render the metal detector useless LMAO
Very realistic game you are making there Alex, breaking the laws of science. Its funny because a teacher going through a metal detector and the detector going off is fine. Its suppose to do that. But Alex has too many if else spaghetti statements where the teacher going through the metal detector going off would probably fuck up the logic of the student class or something
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The thing is, most of the weapons you can get only in school, after going through detectors. Other weapons that are outside are belongs to garden and sport club. So it would be more easy to make teachers to carry "outside" weapons to clubs and "inside" - to teachers room. And there would be no need to came up with ID cards and other lore noone cares about.
 
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Has Alex ever mentioned those computer voice videos? I think it's interesting to see someone without any context of the creator or the game slog through the code and try make improvements. Of course I like how they talk about how classes work and how ai is programmed.

YourMommasBackstory said:
So it would be more easy to make teachers to carry "outside" weapons to clubs and "inside" - to teachers room
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That sounds like a lot of work though.
 
And ID cards and ID card theft is from WnM... Once again he wants to rip off his own volunteers who are doing a better job with what they do add-- It's like he wants to make sure it forever says "Yandere Sim FANGAME "
 
grembloartshow said:
Alex denies all of it gets run every frame for every student as if checking if it's time to do something else doesn't require computing power or something. or that the amount of things being checked for isn't already excessive for each student since each student has the code for every other student.

But remember guys he couldn't be a bad programmer that is betraying fundamental rules of making his game easy to understand and take care of because:



This quote isn't even on his debunk page anymore because he knows how stupid it is.
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At this point Alex is the Tommy Wiseau of independent game development, he's an egotistical ass, a shit programmer, unoriginal and makes a poorly constructed game. But maybe if he swallowed his pride listened to others and delegated to a team he might be able to make something slightly above average if he was soley a designer/idea guy.
 
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ShanghaiGuy said:
At this point Alex is the Tommy Wiseau of independent game development, he's an egotistical ass, a shit programmer, unoriginal and makes a poorly constructed game. But maybe if he swallowed his pride listened to others and delegated to a team he might be able to make something slightly above average if he was soley a designer/idea guy.
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Not even his idol, Mike Z, could get him to humble himself one bit. he's beyond reach
 
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ShanghaiGuy said:
At this point Alex is the Tommy Wiseau of independent game development, he's an egotistical ass, a shit programmer, unoriginal and makes a poorly constructed game. But maybe if he swallowed his pride listened to others and delegated to a team he might be able to make something slightly above average if he was soley a designer/idea guy.
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Alex doesn't even have a friend to write a book about the wole thing, he's literally lower than Tommy Wisaeu.
 
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She gets drawn like this
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Took a break from this thread for a bit and this is the first thing I come back to. I’ve been wondering since I heard her voice if she was a fatty. And honestly, I wasn’t even asking that to be a bitch... there’s some takes she does that sound... well, fat.

You know, like...their voice sounds like it’s being muffled on certain words because there’s fat in the way? She. also...talks....way. Too. Slow. It doesn’t sound deadpan or methodical. It sounds like she’s overcompensating each syllable in an effort to sound not fat. It’s like what Amberlynn would sound like with a better mic on her not manic days. There’s a wet sort of breathy sound behind her words, and it really just sounds like she’s talking with s mouthful of cotton
 
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ShanghaiGuy said:
At this point Alex is the Tommy Wiseau of independent game development, he's an egotistical ass, a shit programmer, unoriginal and makes a poorly constructed game. But maybe if he swallowed his pride listened to others and delegated to a team he might be able to make something slightly above average if he was soley a designer/idea guy.
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A lot of his original ideas are trash, though. Almost anything that isn’t was taken from someplace else, like how the entire premise was taken from 4chan, iirc.

The game would benefit from not being influenced by his dumb, salacious ideas.
 
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March 17th Bug-Fixing Build

Recently, I’ve seen so many bugs that I couldn’t resist putting aside a couple of days to simply fix as many bug as possible. The result is this update, a bug-fixing build with twice as…
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New wordpress update
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Wow, making fun of the Sonic movie. So original.
 
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Sometimes, I hide half-finished easter eggs in the game!
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Where the fuck does he finds a way to be PROUD of putting HALF-FINISHED "easter eggs" (accessible from a menu hidden by ONE key push from the START of the game) in something he called himself a V-SLICE to not call it a pre-alpha release 5 FUCKING YEARS IN??? Like, to the point of making it in an exclamation sentence? Is it gonna be "Even if she's totally not complete, I added the half top body of Osana into the game!" next?
 
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New bug-fix build's out, along with a hilarious explanation on why teachers can go throught metal detectors without setting them off when carrying weapons:

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March 15th Bug-Fixing Build

Hi! At the beginning of this month, I decided what feature I wanted to work on next, and estimated that I could complete the feature by March 15th. I made a lot of progress, but in the end, March 1…
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Jesus fuck, if he plans on making every bug a feature then the game might be officially released just as a Boltzmann brain fucks an iron star to create a new universe.
 
Sempai said:
how much we bet by page 2000 the game won't be finished
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The forums itself will have died due to a nuclear holocaust ending all life on earth before the lazy idiot even nears something resembling a game

I'd say page 2000 would be generous
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Alex 'Im GoInG tO rEmOvE tHe EaStEr EgGs In ThE fUlL gAmE' Mahan
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Good easter eggs are like 25% of what makes a good game great
 
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