Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?

  • Quitting after a meltdown of Phil Fish magnitude

    Votes: 207 8.6%

  • Dropping YS after failed Kickstarter campaign

    Votes: 89 3.7%

  • Dying of old age with 9 out of 10 rivals ready

    Votes: 207 8.6%

  • FBI at the doors, SSD in the microwave

    Votes: 686 28.4%

  • Slowly fading into complete obscurity with Mulberry and Cameron by his side

    Votes: 312 12.9%

  • Killing himself after someone remakes YS into fun and optimized game

    Votes: 321 13.3%

  • Getting killed at night by the pile of broken real dolls that came to life

    Votes: 108 4.5%

  • Making YS so bugged that it stops launching, then quitting

    Votes: 194 8.0%

  • Burning to a crisp after leaving his home for the first time in years

    Votes: 144 6.0%

  • Getting killed by real-life yandere

    Votes: 150 6.2%
  • Total voters
    2,418
The new easter egg in incredibly stupid. He put so much effort into trying (and failing) to copy Death Note's storyline but when it comes to making it a useless easter egg he couldn't be bothered to be consistent with how the notebook is supposed to work. This might not be such an annoyance if he wasn't already putting so much effort into stealing ideas
but in the end he just modified the stupid locker note system.
 
Feathers and Stones said:
That is because Yandere Dev can be milked fucktons. He is a constant stream of unfiltered atsimu. Also, stop talking like a nigger.
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Are you kidding? You have some pretty low standards if you think 100-some pages of discussion over the last 4-ish months is "milked fucktons" and "a constant stream". The last interesting thing Alex did was make the gremlins video where he stupidly tried to argue that he was nothing like other lolcows while making an ass of himself and more memes for the Farms, and that was already over 4 months ago. Everything else since then up until now has been par for the course with Alex; minimalistic amounts of content while his fanbase, Patreon, and framerate gradually dwindle in the coming months. And until he does something big, like start up a doomed Kickstarter, release Osana and chimp out when people say she sucks, or otherwise reaches a point where he's forced to do something outside YanSim to make ends meet, that's how it's going to stay.
 
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Hi I haven't been here in forever. I don't know how much I've missed other than the usual Alex is lazy.

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Alex 'Im GoInG tO rEmOvE tHe EaStEr EgGs In ThE fUlL gAmE' Mahan
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Considering everyone seems to enjoy the highlight of easter eggs, I just feel the game will not be as popular the moment they're all removed in the official release. The game's hype will die down.
 
Yes, IIRC when he had the "non easter eggs" mode (I think he called it LoveSick mode?) not many bothered with it and he soon removed it.
 
RosesAreRed said:
New bug-fix build's out, along with a hilarious explanation on why teachers can go throught metal detectors without setting them off when carrying weapons:

yanderedev.wordpress.com

March 15th Bug-Fixing Build

Hi! At the beginning of this month, I decided what feature I wanted to work on next, and estimated that I could complete the feature by March 15th. I made a lot of progress, but in the end, March 1…
yanderedev.wordpress.com yanderedev.wordpress.com
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I find quite a lot of his "improvements" odd. Not only the magic card that renders the metal detector useless, which could just be ignored because who cares if a teacher peeps? Unless this fucks up Alex' script because he is an incompetent spaghetti chef, as basically implied by some other changes. For many I would just ask: Uhm, why?

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Students who are leading teachers to suspicious objects (or teachers who are following students to suspicious objects) will no longer be affected by liquid coming out of bucket traps. I’m sorry, but it would simply create too many new scenarios.
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That's right. Students have now the magical ability of not being affected by bucket traps because Alex isn't able to script this exact scenario in his spaghetti code. Does it make sense? No. Will it limit the players freedom and sabotage his ideas? Yes!

Students will no longer react to bloody uniforms as if they are witnessing murder (but teachers will still assume that Yandere-chan has committed a crime if they see her carrying around a bloody uniform).
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I hope they get at least suspicious or lower her reputation because this unpopular girl has a dirty uniform, eeeewww, look at her. And she smells like blood which is not suspicious at all, nooo. Especially the higher class students in white uniforms should say something, quite frank.

This doesn't feel very intuitive tbh. Apparently there is red paint in the game. So unless teachers are close enough to smell the blood they shouldn't see a crime with their psychic abilities.

Fixed bug that caused security cameras to identify red paint on Yandere-chan’s clothing as evidence of a crime.

AND

Fixed bug that caused police to identify clothing stained with red paint as evidence of a crime.
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I guess this has something to do with collecting evidence against Yan-Chan as cameras are usually just that. I can also accept that camera footage can distinguish between real blood and just paint as real blood gets brown and not bright red. However he uses bright red for his blood, so I keep wondering how the magical camera can take the slice.

I also wonder if Yan-Chan (or whatevs her name is) could get away with a bloody uniform if she's in the theater/acting club as this could just be a very convincing fake. Probably not.
 
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Qualin Frank said:
Jesus fuck, if he plans on making every bug a feature then the game might be officially released just as a Boltzmann brain fucks an iron star to create a new universe.
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I like the explanation. Not because it's competent writing, but because it perfectly reflects Alex' way of programming. I don't know if someone else has made this observation before or not, but it's basically.

Program in a new feature
It leads to conflicts with older, established features
Instead of rewriting the code, find a convoluted way to make the existing features stick together
Wait until another conflict arises
Rinse and repeat
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In terms of writing it's
The game demonstrates something illogical (teaches can pass through the metal detectors without triggering it)
Instead of correcting this, it is incorporated into the story
Which requires programming in a pass
A pass Yandere-chan can now steal
A pass that completely invalidates the metal detectors
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Keep in mind that by Yandere Dev's own admission they're intended to be a "hard mode", a "punishment" for killing a Student Council member. Good job Alex, because you tried to make two contradictory story elements fit you've completely undermined a game mechanic. That's almost as dumb as creating an entire game based around lethally disposing of your enemies while trying to hide both the act and the evidence, only to then create an elimination option that requires none of these things. Oh, wait!
 
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Given that YanSim discussion has reached a lull, let's look at yet another sock of Alex's.

Going back to see if Alex was still using his GameFAQs account, I found this post of his:
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/234547-super-smash-bros/76394728 (http://archive.is/WiEHw)

Knowing Alex, when he brings up older users, it's probably just another account of his. Looking back 11 years ago, a certain user was repeatedly shilling the account.

Our old friend SamusFangirl kept bringing him up back then. This was not well-received:
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/928518-super-smash-bros-brawl/41137837 (http://archive.is/S3UU6)
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/928518-super-smash-bros-brawl/41230375 (http://archive.fo/80y9R)
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/928518-super-smash-bros-brawl/41632536 (http://archive.is/06tWi)

I wasn't able to find the original Churchcaller posts of his. Possibly on some GameFAQs archive site.

Also from his GameFAQs account: Alex doesn't like the new model for Zero Suit Samus:
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/234547-super-smash-bros-ultimate/76703309 (http://archive.is/pWnSV)

Alex is hard at work, work being playing Sekiro:
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/241004-sekiro-shadows-die-twice/77586201 (http://archive.is/jdrtG)
 
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Ride said:
Given that YanSim discussion has reached a lull, let's look at yet another sock of Alex's.

Going back to see if Alex was still using his GameFAQs account, I found this post of his:
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/234547-super-smash-bros/76394728 (http://archive.li/WiEHw)

Knowing Alex, when he brings up older users, it's probably just another account of his. Looking back 11 years ago, a certain user was repeatedly shilling the account.

Our old friend SamusFangirl kept bringing him up back then. This was not well-received:
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/928518-super-smash-bros-brawl/41137837 (http://archive.li/S3UU6)
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/928518-super-smash-bros-brawl/41230375 (http://archive.fo/80y9R)
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/928518-super-smash-bros-brawl/41632536 (http://archive.li/06tWi)

I wasn't able to find the original Churchcaller posts of his. Possibly on some GameFAQs archive site.

Also from his GameFAQs account: Alex doesn't like the new model for Zero Suit Samus:
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/234547-super-smash-bros-ultimate/76703309 (http://archive.li/pWnSV)

Alex is hard at work, work being playing Sekiro:
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/241004-sekiro-shadows-die-twice/77586201 (http://archive.li/jdrtG)
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Wow. I checked the earlier post you referred to (page 400 or so) and this is incredibly autistic. Autistic enough to be Alex. Incredibly that he manages to stand out so much, even completely anonymous accounts can easily be linked to one another. I wonder if it would be possible to make out his posts on a completely anonymous image board that doesn't even use usernames.

That being said, the name SamusFanGirl makes sense (Samus is Alex' waifu and rping a girl would draw suspicion away from him being Churchcaller (presuming CC was established as male) but the name ChurchCaller is kinda weird. I remember a big deal for Alex being that his father is a really devout Catholic, which led to some conflict due to Alex having rejected the Christian faith? Wasn't that part of his "I want to kill my parents" rant on Gaia? Or am I remembering this wrong? Odd that he'd use the name ChurchCaller on GameFAQs around that same time (both are about 10 years ago).
 
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I remember a big deal for Alex being that his father is a really devout Catholic, which led to some conflict due to Alex having rejected the Christian faith? Wasn't that part of his "I want to kill my parents" rant on Gaia? Or am I remembering this wrong? Odd that he'd use the name ChurchCaller on GameFAQs around that same time (both are about 10 years ago).
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Alex did state that his father's "obsession" with him getting into college was akin to a Born-Again Christian worrying about his son getting into heaven. I think there was also passing mentions of his family going to church occasionally, but I don't think they were ever that religious.
 
Hahaha wow, SamusFangirl. That's definitely him, talk about subtlety. I knew he raged about Samus' new flat tits in Ultimate before but how often do you get the chance to stare at those in the middle of fighting anyway?

I'm guessing "ChurchCaller" is taken from some animu or vidya gaem.
 
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arorti said:
Considering his emo tendencies, he's probably referring to the bugle call that is sometimes played at funeral processions.
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What does TAPS have anything to do with a "Church Call?"
 
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