As many of you know, Alex was writing pretty sexually charged articles for Examiner, but have you tried reading them? I did and here is what I am in going to say.
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April 29, 2010 -
Samus Aran: from Role Model to Sex Object
- Just look at that thing.
Jul 18, 2010 -
Article about stripped gals in Peacewalker, UNDERAGE PAZ INCLUDED
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That last girl is noticeably different from the rest - she's in her underwear instead of a swimsuit, she's a mere schoolgirl, and can't qualify as a babe due to being underage and under-developed.
Jul 20, 2010 -
Article about UNDERAGE Paz from Peacewalker, video on XephonEva YT channel
- One of the primary characters in Peace Walker is a
16-year-old Costa Rican schoolgirl by the name of Paz Ortega Andrade.
- Although there is much more to her than meets the eye, further details will be spared so as to not spoil the surprises.
- Exactly how much of Paz does meet the eye?
- Almost all of her; in the very first cutscene that the schoolgirl is introduced, the player is given the ability to view her undergarments simply by zooming into her portrait.
- The main character, a grizzled, 39-year-old bearded war veteran, for whatever reason, is alone on a beach with the cutesy
16-year-old schoolgirl.
- In order to be a gentleman, one should treat Paz with utmost respect - but it is simply more amusing to watch the
schoolgirl be harassed.
- Paz crawls into a cardboard box with
a man who is over 20 years her senior, and performs actions which cause the box to shake vigorously, even after he has enraged her to the point of becoming physically violent.
- Paz will instantly slither into a cardboard box as long as the main character is inside of it, no matter how little effort he has put into seducing her. However, if she is groped more than once, she will flee from the main character, instantly ending the mission. The heart of a young woman is fickle, indeed.
- This CD cover is unique, because part of it can slip off robbing Paz of her clothing and displaying her undergarments once again.
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16 may be the age of consent in Japan, but in Costa Rica, it's 18
Jul 24, 2010 - "
Doki Doki Majo Shinpan is a game about touching girls"
- The premise of the game is to hunt for witches by searching for "witch marks" on the
bodies of suspicious females aged 12 to 23.
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Maho Akai, 14 years old, is far more developed than most girls her age.
- Perhaps SNK Playmore will develop a third Doki Doki game for Kinect, where players must move their arms, and, indeed, their entire bodies, in order to search for witch marks on highly detailed next-gen female character models.
August 6th, 2010 -
Criminal Girls is a game about spanking naughty women.
- These two companies have joined forces to bring gamers delights that they have never known before - specifically, the chance to spank a naughty, naughty young lady.
- It would appear that the most exciting parts of the game are hidden by a blurry, fuzzy, pixilated mosaic.
- Here's hoping that this effect has only been added to the screenshots of the game, and that the actual game will not feature such censorship
August 31, 2010 -
Metroid fans are furious about the portrayal of Samus Aran in Other M
August 31, 2010 -
Every shot of Zero Suit Samus in Metroid: Other M
- there are others who could not possibly care any less about Samus' personality, and are simply in love with the bounty hunter's body.
- From the very first Metroid game, it has been possible to see Samus in her undergarments.
- it is possible to see Samus strut around in a form-fitting, skintight bodysuit that hugs her generously-proportioned curvy body.
- This has transformed her from a gender-neutral character into an object of sexual desire.
- Ever since Samus was depicted in the Zero Suit, there has been an outpouring of erotic fan art depicting Samus in all manner of sexual situations;
- any enthusiast of the female body will be excited to learn that the latest Metroid game features over 7-and-a-half minutes of Samus Aran clad in only a skintight suit that resembles body paint more than actual clothing.
- Every single camera shot of Samus Aran wearing the Zero Suit can be seen below.
September 7th, 2010 -
The Japanese box art for Other M allows gamers to unmask Samus
- Although the award for beating the Metroid games quickly was the ability to see Samus wearing swimwear, she has always been the furthest thing from a sex object,
September 15th, 2010 -
GalGun is a game about shooting pheromones at lovelorn schoolgirls
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Unfortunately, real Japanese schoolgirls do not look anything like the schoolgirls of GalGun.
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Nothing could make a man more happy than being surrounded by dozens of attractive teenage girls that all feel unconditional love for him.
- he has a way to fight off the unrelenting
hordes of schoolgirls that are all vying for his attention:
he can shoot pheromones at them until they collapse from arousal.
- The 2010 Game of the Year has officially been decided.
- but instead of shooting bullets at the undead,
you're shooting arousing chemicals at Japanese schoolgirls.
- The presence of helicopter kidnappings and giant tentacle monsters in the trailer for GalGun means that the main character will also have to deal with all sorts of threats that aren't wearing short skirts, as well.
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and he will then be allowed to rotate the camera all around her young and nubile body while shooting pheromones at whatever body part he chooses - in order to find her weak point and knock her out, of course.
October 4th, 2010 -
Carmilla exposes a lot of skin in CastleVania: Lords of Shadow
- If the hole in Carmilla's robe was an inch wider or lower, this article would become pornographic.
- she wears a robe with a large gap in the middle that exposes almost every inch of her breasts except for her nipples.
- The gap also shows off a fair bit of skin below her bellybutton, stopping just short of the area that would grant the game an Adults Only rating.
October 12th, 2010 -
Rock Band 3 allows you to create a harem of sexy women
- The ability to customize all bandmembers means that players are potentially capable of designing a harem of sexy female guitarists, tailor-made to suit their specific tastes.
- Rock Band 3 does not grant players the ability to adjust the bust size of their custom women,
- but it's difficult to be ungrateful towards Harmonix after they have granted players the ability to design their ideal woman and dress her up in swimwear.
January 2, 2011 -
Hot babes wearing Mass Effect body paint
- Some video game characters - such as Taki from Soul Calibur, Cammy from Street Fighter, and Samus from Metroid - wear outfits that are so tight, they could be wearing body paint and no one would know the difference.
- but are instead coated in body paint that faithfully recreates the appearance of the game's body-hugging outfits
- The images below demonstrate two things: the female form makes an excellent canvas, and the form-fitting clothing of Mass Effect translates very well into body paint.
- one can only hope that other video game developers choose to promote their titles using similar methods in the future.
- If this is what the fashions of the future are going to look like, then 2183 can't come fast enough
January 4th, 2011 -
Earthrise advertises with cheeky artwork
- The shape of the female body can catch a man's eye far better than anything else, so it's a wonder why every game developer doesn't use sexy women in their ads.
- (It probably has something to do with classiness, or tastefulness, or moral standards.)
- it's entirely possible that no one would know about it unless the primary promotional image for the game prominently featured a woman's buttocks.
- The character herself, Synthia, is clad in a catsuit that shows off her curves as effectively as body paint.
- Once again, thanks to video games, we learn that, in the future, mankind will abandon loose fabric in favor of form-fitting skin-tight curve-hugging bodysuits.
January 5th, 2011 -
Kinect hack allows gamers to wear the skin of a sexy woman with jiggle physics
- The Kinect is now hacked, and the first thing people did with it was invent boob-groping simulators.
- But, consider this - what would Kinectimals be like if the animals were hot, sexy women?
- Whether or not you believe that virtual woman can be attractive, no one can deny that a game about touching sexy women, bathing sexy women, and playing with sexy women would sell like hotcakes.
- So, there's no chance for official breast-groping support from Microsoft.
- And the best part about all of this? Jiggle physics are enabled - gamers are free to touch, fondle, and grope to their hearts' content, and watch the bouncing, jiggling, and swaying that ensues.
January 6th, 2011 -
Is Poison a hot chick or a hot dude?
- One of the worst embarrassments that a heterosexual male can experience is discovering that he is attracted to another man.
- Very few males are comfortable questioning their sexuality; most straight men don't even want to consider the possibility that another man can be attractive.
- You will have a difficult time convincing anyone that this is actually a man.
- Besides - those big, full breasts and womanly hips aren't fooling anyone.
January 7th, 2011 -
Especially high-quality figurine of Nitroplus mascot, Sonico
- In 2007, Nitroplus developed a mascot for its musical events - a busty pink-haired anime girl wearing headphones.
- This 1/6 scale cold cast figure of Sonico is particularly noteworthy for its craftsmanship, attention to detail, and the fact that her clothing can be stripped off.
- If you are not allergic to sexy pink-haired babes, click here or scroll down to learn what Sonico looks like as a figurine.
January 17th, 2011 -
Another high-quality figurine of Nitroplus mascot, Sonico
- In 2007, Nitroplus developed a mascot for its musical events - a busty pink-haired anime girl wearing headphones.
- This 1/7 scale cold cast figure of Sonico is particularly noteworthy for its craftsmanship, attention to detail, and the fact that her clothing can be stripped off.
January 16, 2011 -
The most sexy videos of Bayonetta
- The titular character is a witch wearing a form-fitting skintight bodysuit, which is actually made from her own magical hair.
- Bayonetta uses her hair to attack enemies, and stronger moves leave her with less hair to cover her body. Translation: the more she fights, the more naked she gets.
- Her glasses give her a "sexy librarian" look, she fights with guns attached to her shoes, and she also enjoys sucking on a lollipop while making sexual innuendos.
- She probably covers every fetish known to mankind - and that's not even counting the variety of sexy outfits you can unlock for her.
- gamers are treated to a music video of Bayonetta dancing and writhing and gyrating her body to the game's theme music, along with busty backup dancers. This video is visible below.
- Bayonetta is one of the most sexually charged female characters that the game industry has ever produced, and this is proven by the plentiful amount of videos that celebrate her sexiness.
January 21, 2011 -
Extraordinary Mad Moxxi cosplay by Meagan VanBurkleo
- Perhaps Moxxi's unearthly beauty is the reason why so few women have chosen to cosplay as her; it's simply too difficult to match the appearance of such an enchanting seductress.
- Fortunately, one woman was brave enough to take on that challenge - and pass it with flying colors.
January 23rd, 2011 -
1993 video game advertisement is nearly pornographic
- If there is a sexy woman in your advertisement, it is guaranteed to be noticed and inspected closely - and the more skin showing, the better.
- The ad dedicates roughly 10% of its space to several low-resolution screenshots of gameplay, and over 50% of its space to a sexy woman lifting up her dress to reveal her buttocks.
January 24, 2011 -
Extraordinary Lilith cosplay by Lisa Foiles
- It is also possible that some people may not be familiar with Lisa at all; a shame, considering that they are missing out on one of the most sexy gamer chicks out there.
- Below, readers will find an image gallery of Lisa rocking Lilith's skimpy outfit.
January 27th, 2011 -
Jessica Nigri transforms Samus Aran into a bunny girl
- this woman has dressed up as Rikku from FFX-2, Morrigan from DarkStalkers, and, most notably,
a sexy version of Pikachu.
January 29, 2011 -
Extraordinary cosplayer depicts Samus Aran as a housewife in a maid outfit
- A Google search of the words "Samus Cosplay" will return about 60,100 images, most of them containing attractive young women wearing skintight, form-fitting, curve-hugging catsuits that resemble body paint more than clothing.
- and her decision to depict Samus as a housewife in a maid outfit.
- in which Hayley Williams dresses herself as Zero Suit Samus wearing an apron and baking cookies in a kitchen.
January 30, 2011 -
Extraordinary I-no cosplayer exposes more skin than others are willing to
- The 2004 movie "Mean Girls" was full of memorable quotes, one of which is often cited in October: "Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it."
- However, Mean Girls was mistaken about one thing - girls are also permitted to wear skimpy attire without accusations of promiscuity on one other occasion: conventions.
- I-no is a foul-mouthed, enigmatic time-traveling witch from the Guilty Gear series who has been known to flash her breasts during combat.
- She wears a tight, short dress, and an open vest that exposes as much of her chest as possible without showing a nipple.
- Most women who choose to cosplay as I-no wear skin-colored cloth over their breasts, or, even worse, a bra under the vest.
- However, Heza still exposed a fair amount of her cleavage, earning the approval and gratitude of I-no fans everywhere.
January 30, 2011 -
This Felicia cosplayer exposes more skin than others are willing to
- Furry characters and members of the furry community are almost universally despised by the rest of Earth's population because of the overabundance of deviant pornographic imagery that the fandom has produced.
- Felicia, a catgirl from the DarkStalkers series, is one of the most sexy video game babes of all time, yet is dangerously close to being categorized as a furry.
- However, she only has enough fur to cover up her nipples and other taboo places - the equivalent of a sling bikini made out of fur.
- Unfortunately, because of the extremely small amount of material covering Felicia's body, most cosplayers that dress as Felicia choose to wear skin-colored bodysuits rather than expose their own skin.
- Luckily, there exists a woman who is brave enough to bare almost as much flesh as Felicia.
February 11, 2011 -
What if real women tried to fight while wearing clothing from Soul Calibur?
- To bypass the comedic introduction and watch two women cosplay and half-heartedly bat their fists at one another while losing their clothing and jiggling and bouncing almost as much as their virtual counterparts
April 1, 2011 -
A real woman poses with a virtual woman in Playboy
- While neither woman's body is developed enough to titillate the majority of young men looking inside of a magazine named "Playboy", it is undeniable that both girls are charming and cute.
June 2, 2011 -
Mileena's Flesh Pit costume is one of the most revealing alternate costumes ever
- It's a costume for Mileena that can barely be considered clothing. Indeed, it is nothing more than a few bandages wrapped tightly around Mileena's body.
- This costume is one of the most revealing outfits that any female character has ever worn in a game - if Mileena was showing any more skin, the game would be an Adults Only title.
- Fortunately, for those who lack the skill to ascend the Challenge Tower, there exists an ample amount of screenshots and video footage of Mileena wearing her "flesh pit" costume for anyone with an Internet connection to enjoy.
June 5, 2011 -
Ivy Valentine gets an artbook filled with raunchy pictures
- Soul Calibur is one of the many fighting games in which nearly every female character is an ideally-figured goddess who does battle in attire that would make a stripper blush.
- her eye-catching outfits are more outrageous with every release of the game, and she is frequently cited as an example when discussing over-sexualized female game characters.
- contains around 60 pictures of the dominatrix-themed seductress.
June 9, 2011 -
Interviews with booth babes at E3 2011
- Nuff Said
June 10, 2011 -
Meet Elizabeth, the slender and buxom damsel-in-distress of BioShock Infinite
- And, although previous BioShock games did not feature any characters with overt sex appeal, BioShock Infinite features a slender, raven-haired damsel-in-distress who is showing a copious amount of cleavage through her dress.
- Elizabeth's bust has captivated gamers even before the game's release; type the words "BioShock Infinite Elizabeth" into Google, and it will display the words "BioShock Infinite Elizabeth Cleavage" and "BioShock Infinite Elizabeth Cosplay", demonstrating how common these two search terms are.
- Obviously, gamers are starved for imagery of Elizabeth's bust and/or real women dressing in her revealing outfit.
- Elizabeth's buxom figure and low-cut dress are prominently featured in nearly all trailers and screenshots for BioShock Infinite, a sign that the developers may be aware of how to best market their game to males aged 13 and up.
June 11, 2011 -
Extraordinary Cosplayer Spotlight: BelleChere
- Once every thousand years, a goddess is born on Earth. She possesses supernatural beauty, a perfectly shaped figure, and unparalleled skill in the art of tailoring costumes.
- her most breath-taking costume is the outfit of Ivy Valentine of the Soul Calibur franchise. Ivy has long been the source of adoration from enthusiasts of the female form, primarily for her jaw-dropping body and willingness to show off almost every inch of her skin.
- Ivy's perfectly-shaped figure is considered to be unobtainable by normal women - but BellChere is no mere mortal woman.
- She shares Ivy's proportions and has put them to use by dressing as the famous dominatrix.
June 12, 2011 -
Fan artist attempts to improve character design by increasing bust size
- She doesn't look like a supermodel and doesn't look like she has balloons shoved under her shirt. An anonymous illustrator decided that these traits were flaws.
- If all women in video games continue to be buxom hotties, gamers will be appalled by any female character that dares to have an average face or a B-cup.
- If that happens, female characters will never be anything more than eye candy, and will never evolve into realistic, approachable, human characters.
June 14/19, 2011 -
TERA's character creator allows players to create their ideal woman
- Every person alive has a mental image of their ideal mate. Some men are attracted to busty women, others to flat chests; some guys prefer youthful girls, and others are fond of older women.
June 14, 2011 -
Ivy Valentine confirmed to return in Soul Calibur V
- What does this mean for the game's cast of buxom warriors?
- with every new Soul Calibur game, her breasts become larger and her outfit becomes smaller, which has caused her to become the poster child for over-sexualized female video game characters.
- However, if SC5 is to be set 17 years after SC4, then Ivy would be a ghastly 49 years old - which is not an age that women are considered to look their best at.
- Whatever the reason may be, fans of Ivy Valentine can rest assured that she will retrain her extraordinary sex appeal even though she's reached 49 years of age in SC5.
June 19, 2011 -
Dead or Alive: Dimensions is so raunchy that it is banned in four countries
- This is why it is so surprising that Dead or Alive: Dimensions, a recent title for the Nintendo 3DS,
features 16-year-old girls with bouncing double-D cup breasts who wear tight, revealing clothing.
- The game even has a mode that allows the player to view the female characters in various provocative poses while he moves and rotates and zooms the camera to focus on whichever body parts he desires to.
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Dead or Alive: Dimensions has three female characters under the age of 18; Kasumi is 17, Ayane is 16, and Kokoro is 17.
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These characters' ages have traditionally been listed as "N/A" or "Unknown" to skirt laws that forbid minors from being presented in a sexual manner.
- However, Nintendo feared a controversy, and quickly cancelled the game's Nordic releases - meaning Sweden, Denmark, and also Norway won't be able to see Kasumi's bouncing double-D breasts appearing on the 3DS.
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A remarkable number of Japanese games feature minors that become involved in sexual situations, but are not outright pornography;
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if every game that involved an underage character in a raunchy situation was to be banned from sale, then a surprising amount of Japanese games would never see the light of day outside the land of the rising sun.
- To the left of this article, readers may view a video of the kind of deplorable content that caused DOA

to be banned in four countries.
June 19, 2011 -
Senran Kagura is an upcoming 3DS game about ninja girls with enormous breasts
- When the official website for a video game features a phallic object sliding between the main character's breasts, it is reasonable to conclude that the game is of a pornographic nature.
- Senran Kagura is not a pornographic game, but comes mighty close.
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Dimensions pushed the boundaries of acceptability by featuring 16-year-old girls with jiggling DD breasts striking provocative poses,
- a side-scrolling beat-'em-up starring a cast of young women who are constantly losing parts of their clothing and changing into increasingly revealing outfits.
- Marvelous Entertainment has released an abundance of information about the breast sizes of the female characters, but has not elaborated as much about the actual gameplay of their title.
June 20, 2011 -
The Sorceress of Dragon's Crown inspires hundreds of fan-made illustrations
- Rarely has any game ever featured a character with such exaggerated and overt sex appeal.
- The ESRB rating has not yet been determined, but one particular character could easily push that rating to M with her body alone.
- each of her enormous breasts is larger than her head and almost fully exposed. Her slender waist and large hips give her an extraordinary hourglass figure, and her outfit exposes her long and shapely legs.
- enthusiasts of the female form celebrate Vanillaware's new character and wait eagerly for the release date.