Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Kabuki Actor]

I love how he thinks his game is a mix between minecraft, persona 5 and hitman when its none of those lmao

This mixture of contradictory gameplay experiences is the thing that's doomed all yansim knockoffs. They're all trying to capture this aimless mess.

 

[Empty bottle of fanta]

Does he still butcher "yandere"?

If I have to hear him say "Yan-Dare-A" one more fucking time..

 

[The Marauder]

This is gonna be good

 

[Absolute Obsolete]

I've gotten to this part, and I'm waiting for him to say that he's changing YS into a full sandbox only.
He's not going to, but one can only hope.

 

[Neko GF]

This is gonna be good

Archive (360p):

 

[Piplup]

The video is just him crying that no one will give a damn about the Kickstarter

 

[Absolute Obsolete]

TLDW (real TLDW at the bottom):
To 10:00: I sacrificed my own goals and priorities for what my precious fans wanted and requested for. People were so eager to help and volunteer that I couldn't turn them away, which led me to keep adding more unintended features.

To 13:25: I was having so much fun that I didn't realize how much time had passed. I want to also remind my fans that YS and its development is not typical; I'm not working towards one simple goal, but many different and cool endpoints. People were mistaken that I was making a game only about killing 10 rivals and began to doubt and question my work and work ethic while ignoring everything else I had put into the game.

To 15:30: Thanks to all my fans who don't care how much time I take or only about the rivals. Thanks to the whole YS community that has turned it from just a game into a platform for creative inspiration and as an artistic outlet. These are the people who correctly see the game as it is: not as "a game that still isn't finished after 7 years" but as "a game that has been regularly updated with new content for 7 years".

My game is like an amusement park full of attractions.

To 18:05: This project has completely dominated my life. I want to work on other things. "There is no human being on Earth who wants YS to be finished more than I do, because completing this project is the only way to get my freedom back."


To 21:25: "Yandere Simulator is basically complete," but it'll need a lot more money for that to happen. "People will only donate to the crowdfunding campaign if they trust me, and that is where the problem is." Many people don't think I've been working on the game properly and don't think I'm deserving of their money and support. People "make up outlandish theories that are as far from the truth as possible" and spread misinformation like the idea that I'm stretching development time to milk (Patreon) money.

Lmao.

To end: My main goal right now (to restore trust for future development money) is to develop all 10 rivals quickly. I have an idea on how to do this, but I'm not going to tell you. I've decided that YS is a complex game that is both a stealth assassination game and a creative platform that's built a wonderful community. I'm going to continue working very hard.

Real TLDW: Don't watch. Nothing new. He has some super secret plan for implementing all the rivals. A Hate and Shame 2 would've been funner.

Hope this is a decent summary, I'm pretty tired.

EDIT:
Delusional showcase:

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Either graphtreon is bugged or Alex's latest video hasn't gone over particularly well with a paypig as his Patreon has lost no patrons but is $90 smaller than it was yesterday.

 

[The Marauder]

Don’t worry Alex. I don’t think you’re stretching out development to get more Patreon money. That’s a stupid false narrative. You’re stretching out development because you’re really just that fucking incompetent.

 

[12345]

Don’t worry Alex. I don’t think you’re stretching out development to get more Patreon money. That’s a stupid false narrative. You’re stretching out development because you’re really just that fucking incompetent.

I'm just waiting for his Patreon to get so low that he complains he's not getting paid at all. (Assuming his Patreon is still set for the money to go directly to him, and only to the game after a certain amount.)

 

[The Marauder]

This was just so fucking hilarious to me every time he brought it up. The rest of the video was manipulative garbage that just pissed me off but this is... well it’s still manipulative garbage, but it’s also comedy gold.

 

[Rotten_Banana]

Either graphtreon is bugged or Alex's latest video hasn't gone over particularly well with a paypig as his Patreon has lost no patrons but is $90 smaller than it was yesterday.

Yeah that's the thing i've noticed. Graphetron says 1982, while Patreon says 1892. My guess is that one of his beloved paypigs pulled their patreon, but Graphetron has yet to process the change due to it likely happening recently.

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

TLDW (real TLDW at the bottom):
To 10:00: I sacrificed my own goals and priorities for what my precious fans wanted and requested for. People were so eager to help and volunteer that I couldn't turn them away, which led me to keep adding more unintended features.

To 13:25: I was having so much fun that I didn't realize how much time had passed. I want to also remind my fans that YS and its development is not typical; I'm not working towards one simple goal, but many different and cool endpoints. People were mistaken that I was making a game only about killing 10 rivals and began to doubt and question my work and work ethic while ignoring everything else I had put into the game.

To 15:30: Thanks to all my fans who don't care how much time I take or only about the rivals. Thanks to the whole YS community that has turned it from just a game into a platform for creative inspiration and as an artistic outlet. These are the people who correctly see the game as it is: not as "a game that still isn't finished after 7 years" but as "a game that has been regularly updated with new content for 7 years".
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My game is like an amusement park full of attractions.

To 18:05: This project has completely dominated my life. I want to work on other things. "There is no human being on Earth who wants YS to be finished more than I do, because completing this project is the only way to get my freedom back."
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To 21:25: "Yandere Simulator is basically complete," but it'll need a lot more money for that to happen. "People will only donate to the crowdfunding campaign if they trust me, and that is where the problem is." Many people don't think I've been working on the game properly and don't think I'm deserving of their money and support. People "make up outlandish theories that are as far from the truth as possible" and spread misinformation like the idea that I'm stretching development time to milk (Patreon) money.
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Lmao.

To end: My main goal right now (to restore trust for future development money) is to develop all 10 rivals quickly. I have an idea on how to do this, but I'm not going to tell you. I've decided that YS is a complex game that is both a stealth assassination game and a creative platform that's built a wonderful community. I'm going to continue working very hard.

Real TLDW: Don't watch. Nothing new. He has some super secret plan for implementing all the rivals. A Hate and Shame 2 would've been funner.

Hope this is a decent summary, I'm pretty tired.

EDIT:
Delusional showcase:
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Bet that he either steals or outsources the rivals and uses the same code for osana

 

[owo whats this 42069]

So basically the gist is that Alex is ditching the kickstarter? Honestly a fair move, it wouldn't have gotten funded after all that time-wasting; plus the "golden age" of kickstarter has long since past. That being said, there's no way he'd be able to implement the remaining rivals in a timely manner (at least in the way he wants to). I'd say a generous estimate would be another 6-7 years.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I sacrificed my own goals and priorities for what my precious fans wanted and requested for.

Oh yeah? Like when "fans" were ok with skirt inventory, but he ditched it "because other 11% were very vocal"? Like when he delayed Osana time after time, despite people telling him, that they wait for her? "You are so full of shit, that even your eyes are brown!"

These are the people who correctly see the game as it is: not as "a game that still isn't finished after 7 years" but as "a game that has been regularly updated with new content for 7 years".

I.e. retarded.

My game is like an amusement park full of attractions.

Well, if you look at it that way, then KF is too.

This project has completely dominated my life. I want to work on other things.

It's like listening to Chris, who's telling "drawing Sonichu is too much pressure".

"Yandere Simulator is basically complete,"

Bugfixes and number of rivals tell otherwise. I would list every feature that is missing, but I don't have all this time now.

to develop all 10 rivals quickly. I have an idea on how to do this, but I'm not going to tell you.

He has no fucking idea how to do it. Quick, somebody make a crude YS prototype "in two weeks" to make him find a way.

Delusional showcase

Why do I get the feeling, that even if Alex admitted to grooming minors, they would find a way to defend this?

This was just so fucking hilarious to me every time he brought it up. The rest of the video was manipulative garbage that just pissed me off but this is... well it’s still manipulative garbage, but it’s also comedy gold.

The fact that he chose to re-do all the voicelines (which he did pretty quick, so my guess is that he finally found out how to reduce noise in Audacity) just shows how much effort he is ready to put into excuses instead of the actual development. Because that's all he has left, finishing this game is not an option. Also, these mental gymnastics are hilarious. "Don't say I've shat myself, say that now my bowels are clean".

 

[BigBirdLad]

I feel like he should have just made mission mode the main game and released it. Maybe work on that abit more etc and make it more of a randomized story mode elimination. Then aim to do a new rival every quarter and market it as a bonus "Ongoing Story Mode" etc.

I think he is abit far in now though to do this change.

 

[_justlurking]

Can't he just sell the game already? How is that not an option for him?

 

[Spez]

Can't he just sell the game already? How is that not an option for him?

I’m surprised he hasn’t already, he’ll whine and bitch all day about how developing the game is taking his life and freedom away when all he has to do is hand the reigns to a solid development team that has interest in the project and he’d be a free man with a fat wad of cash in his pocket.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Why do I get the feeling, that even if Alex admitted to grooming minors, they would find a way to defend this?

“Daddy YandereDev has sacrificed everything for this game, his masterpiece, he’s lost his mind, it isn’t his fault uwu”

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Can't he just sell the game already?

Charging money for this will sink his Patreon even lower, make gremlin army even bigger and create a new wave of mockery against him, since charging money for this will finally put him on the same page with Digital Homicide and like. He knows that, because even back in the day EVERY attempt at talking about charging money for this piece of shit resulted in accusations of him being a part of people who control 90% of everything, despite being only 5% of the population.

hand the reigns to a solid development team that has interest in the project

Who? No, really, tell me, who? Alex's remaining asskissers are retarded i.e. not so bad at game development as he is, but still not good enough to release anything. And if they are, why would they need Alex in the first place? Apedois's case has shown, that people will support rival game even more just to spite Alex. Also don't forget, that this game concept is made of suggestions by /v/irgings and Alex's fanfiction, like with his code, you better throw it out entirely and do something good instead, instead of fixing the unfixable, ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWA. If he contacts them with his regular bullshit, which by this point I doubt he will do, since the last time made #RIPYanDev trending on Twitter, they can just give him the number of suicide hotline and block him everywhere.

“Daddy YandereDev has sacrificed everything for this game, his masterpiece, he’s lost his mind, it isn’t his fault uwu”

Or rather "well, development has taken away all his free time for a healthy social life, so he HAD to resort to grooming children online, I mean, wouldn't you do the same, if you worked on something for 12 hours a day for seven years?" Fuck, that sounds disgusting.