Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

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The end of EvaXephon?

  • Quitting after a meltdown of Phil Fish magnitude

    Votes: 207 8.6%

  • Dropping YS after failed Kickstarter campaign

    Votes: 88 3.7%

  • Dying of old age with 9 out of 10 rivals ready

    Votes: 204 8.5%

  • FBI at the doors, SSD in the microwave

    Votes: 682 28.4%

  • Slowly fading into complete obscurity with Mulberry and Cameron by his side

    Votes: 310 12.9%

  • Killing himself after someone remakes YS into fun and optimized game

    Votes: 319 13.3%

  • Getting killed at night by the pile of broken real dolls that came to life

    Votes: 108 4.5%

  • Making YS so bugged that it stops launching, then quitting

    Votes: 194 8.1%

  • Burning to a crisp after leaving his home for the first time in years

    Votes: 143 5.9%

  • Getting killed by real-life yandere

    Votes: 149 6.2%
  • Total voters
    2,404
And it's live (Archive). I would assume there are no massive game breaking bugs or glitches with the release of another rival (unlike what occurred with Osana), but then again it is Alex.
Random Internet Person said:
Fresh off the presses!
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I sped through that and while it was fairly comprehensive and accurate (and also mentioned the Farms), only Alex's side of the tinybuild situation was explored and no mention was made of the leaked emails that put a very different spin on that sequence of events.
 
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Catgirls are Love said:
only Alex's side of the tinybuild situation was explored and no mention was made of the leaked emails that put a very different spin on that sequence of events.
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What a surprise. If this guy still hasn't released an update video on Sky Does Minecraft then the only one he has on his channel is about him losing his son to crazy ex and din doing noffin. Yeah, let that sink in.
 
So, fresh news from our hero's Magnum Opus aka Yandere Shitshowmulator.
He released Amai, the second ruval. I looked it up and - oh yes, the writing at its best. Senpai now rejects a girl because she makes a "lame" pink apron for him instead of a "cool" black one, or because there are ants all over the blanket they were about to have picnic on...and in every Senpai's line I just feel Alex himself.

It's also incredibly half-assed, as the dude now doesn't have any animations or voice acting, and you can really feel how 99% of the "game" was carried by volunteers. Without them, he has no idea what to do with this atrocity of a half-assed spaghetti code, how to make it less boring and repetitive or, you know...even good.
 
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Jakira Arana UwU said:
So, fresh news from our hero's Magnum Opus aka Yandere Shitshowmulator.
He released Amai, the second ruval. I looked it up and - oh yes, the writing at its best. Senpai now rejects a girl because she makes a "lame" pink apron for him instead of a "cool" black one, or because there are ants all over the blanket they were about to have picnic on...and in every Senpai's line I just feel Alex himself.

It's also incredibly half-assed, as the dude now doesn't have any animations or voice acting, and you can really feel how 99% of the "game" was carried by volunteers. Without them, he has no idea what to do with this atrocity of a half-assed spaghetti code, how to make it less boring and repetitive or, you know...even good.
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And Amai's "dark secret"...
(Notice the terrible writing and how everything is as subtle as a sledgehammer).

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Spitting on a rude customer's food? Really? I thought it would be something like her using cake mix or buying food from another store for pastries she can't make right, or her trying to poison her rude middle school cooking teacher by injecting a macaron she made with cyanide but getting rid of it the last second.
 
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How many rivals were there planned again? 9?

Its been some time since I last checked on this trainwreck and lmao on how he still insists on using store bought assets and volunteers for everything. Discordniggers truly are the worst.
 
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Haven't seen anyone talk about the recent art/body horror. Feast your eyes:
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also Jesus Christ what is this:
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Someone on r/Osana posted the full model reference sheet here. There are porn games with better proportions than this. Lmao what is up with her feet?? Apparently even the Discord fans were put off by it.
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Maybe the recent controversy scared off his child volunteers and he had to call in the B team to do art and modeling.

It's ok, even if he was putting out nothing but pencil doodles of anime eyed stick figures, Alex Mahan would still never dream of dropping Yandere Simulator and just doing something else normal. He's going to have "Creator of Yandere Simulator [in development]" etched into his fucking tombstone.
 
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Fresh off the presses!

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Wait a minute, I am yet to watch this shit myself, but I got the news that he is still playing good old retarded "but there is not enough evidence that sisefs happened" Is this the case?


Jakira Arana UwU said:
So, fresh news from our hero's Magnum Opus aka Yandere Shitshowmulator.
He released Amai, the second ruval. I looked it up and - oh yes, the writing at its best. Senpai now rejects a girl because she makes a "lame" pink apron for him instead of a "cool" black one, or because there are ants all over the blanket they were about to have picnic on...and in every Senpai's line I just feel Alex himself.

It's also incredibly half-assed, as the dude now doesn't have any animations or voice acting, and you can really feel how 99% of the "game" was carried by volunteers. Without them, he has no idea what to do with this atrocity of a half-assed spaghetti code, how to make it less boring and repetitive or, you know...even good.
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It's ironic that Alex is trying to play it off as his audience are the same people who stumbled upon this shit in 2016. Imagine someone waiting 10 years for something like this.
 
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this is not okay
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The faces are awful, but I can't get over the fucking swim suit. What is going on with the ass here??? No swimsuit looks or works like this and I'm baffled as to how this got approved.
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Also - I'm genuinely shocked the skirt actually looks normal (albeit way too short) and doesn't have the weird bulge, though of course the shirt has been vacuum-sealed to her body.
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(apologies for dogshit quality screenshots but I'm not going anywhere near the original source)
 
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