Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

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The end of EvaXephon?


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And it's live (Archive). I would assume there are no massive game breaking bugs or glitches with the release of another rival (unlike what occurred with Osana), but then again it is Alex.
Fresh off the presses!
I sped through that and while it was fairly comprehensive and accurate (and also mentioned the Farms), only Alex's side of the tinybuild situation was explored and no mention was made of the leaked emails that put a very different spin on that sequence of events.
 
only Alex's side of the tinybuild situation was explored and no mention was made of the leaked emails that put a very different spin on that sequence of events.
What a surprise. If this guy still hasn't released an update video on Sky Does Minecraft then the only one he has on his channel is about him losing his son to crazy ex and din doing noffin. Yeah, let that sink in.
 
So, fresh news from our hero's Magnum Opus aka Yandere Shitshowmulator.
He released Amai, the second ruval. I looked it up and - oh yes, the writing at its best. Senpai now rejects a girl because she makes a "lame" pink apron for him instead of a "cool" black one, or because there are ants all over the blanket they were about to have picnic on...and in every Senpai's line I just feel Alex himself.

It's also incredibly half-assed, as the dude now doesn't have any animations or voice acting, and you can really feel how 99% of the "game" was carried by volunteers. Without them, he has no idea what to do with this atrocity of a half-assed spaghetti code, how to make it less boring and repetitive or, you know...even good.
 
So, fresh news from our hero's Magnum Opus aka Yandere Shitshowmulator.
He released Amai, the second ruval. I looked it up and - oh yes, the writing at its best. Senpai now rejects a girl because she makes a "lame" pink apron for him instead of a "cool" black one, or because there are ants all over the blanket they were about to have picnic on...and in every Senpai's line I just feel Alex himself.

It's also incredibly half-assed, as the dude now doesn't have any animations or voice acting, and you can really feel how 99% of the "game" was carried by volunteers. Without them, he has no idea what to do with this atrocity of a half-assed spaghetti code, how to make it less boring and repetitive or, you know...even good.
And Amai's "dark secret"...
(Notice the terrible writing and how everything is as subtle as a sledgehammer).

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Spitting on a rude customer's food? Really? I thought it would be something like her using cake mix or buying food from another store for pastries she can't make right, or her trying to poison her rude middle school cooking teacher by injecting a macaron she made with cyanide but getting rid of it the last second.
 
How many rivals were there planned again? 9?

Its been some time since I last checked on this trainwreck and lmao on how he still insists on using store bought assets and volunteers for everything. Discordniggers truly are the worst.
 
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Haven't seen anyone talk about the recent art/body horror. Feast your eyes:
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also Jesus Christ what is this:
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Someone on r/Osana posted the full model reference sheet here. There are porn games with better proportions than this. Lmao what is up with her feet?? Apparently even the Discord fans were put off by it.
Maybe the recent controversy scared off his child volunteers and he had to call in the B team to do art and modeling.

It's ok, even if he was putting out nothing but pencil doodles of anime eyed stick figures, Alex Mahan would still never dream of dropping Yandere Simulator and just doing something else normal. He's going to have "Creator of Yandere Simulator [in development]" etched into his fucking tombstone.
 
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Fresh off the presses!

Wait a minute, I am yet to watch this shit myself, but I got the news that he is still playing good old retarded "but there is not enough evidence that sisefs happened" Is this the case?


So, fresh news from our hero's Magnum Opus aka Yandere Shitshowmulator.
He released Amai, the second ruval. I looked it up and - oh yes, the writing at its best. Senpai now rejects a girl because she makes a "lame" pink apron for him instead of a "cool" black one, or because there are ants all over the blanket they were about to have picnic on...and in every Senpai's line I just feel Alex himself.

It's also incredibly half-assed, as the dude now doesn't have any animations or voice acting, and you can really feel how 99% of the "game" was carried by volunteers. Without them, he has no idea what to do with this atrocity of a half-assed spaghetti code, how to make it less boring and repetitive or, you know...even good.
It's ironic that Alex is trying to play it off as his audience are the same people who stumbled upon this shit in 2016. Imagine someone waiting 10 years for something like this.
 
The faces are awful, but I can't get over the fucking swim suit. What is going on with the ass here??? No swimsuit looks or works like this and I'm baffled as to how this got approved.
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Also - I'm genuinely shocked the skirt actually looks normal (albeit way too short) and doesn't have the weird bulge, though of course the shirt has been vacuum-sealed to her body.
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(apologies for dogshit quality screenshots but I'm not going anywhere near the original source)
 
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