Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Cupcake9]

(This is a bit late, but...) it really shouldn't be surprising how much useless crap Alex is willing to add to each build, just to kiss up to Kubz Scouts. He had a pink turtle added to the game because Jay made a hashtag, and now he gave a line for Info-chan seeing Nemesis's panties.

Don't forget that WD Gast- I mean, Fun girl was only added to the game to see the youtubers's reaction...

 

[forgettispaghetti]

i'm not sure if this has ever been commented but i just felt the need to make an account to point this out
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eva is such a self-loathing weeb i'm disgusted

Dear lord this is edgy!
I'm gonna bet a part-murderer part-thief part-kidnapper part-human trafficker part-drug dealer part-arm dealer part-arsonist part-scam artist part-identity thief gay (because we all know how much YanSim loves gay people) person killed Luna's parents.
I will sell this third stupid idea to YanDaddy for all his spaghetti code. I need it for my avatar.

Edit: On a serious note, this is a really shitty idea for a game. Like really, it's just gonna be some goddamn beat-em-up of everyday thieves and shit with no motivation other than "Luna just hates bad people" or the shitty idea I came up with of her parents being murdered.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

On a serious note, this is a really shitty idea for a game. Like really, it's just gonna be some goddamn beat-em-up of everyday thieves and shit with no motivation other than "Luna just hates bad people" or the shitty idea I came up with of her parents being murdered.

The impression I get from the post is Hatred: Anime Waifu Edition.

 

[234ewrwsdf]

A big problem with the yansim isn't just how Alex can't pick a good scope for the game and stick to it, but he also can't stick to the stealth genre either. Small developers can still makes really good games, but the game play in them has to be a lot more focused. For instance, the dating sim part and really all of the pacifist options can pretty much be done away with and the game would probably come out better in the end for it. It would save time and effort making what is in the game better(). Quality over quantity. The only reason why eva put non-violent elimination methods in the game is to make it, "feel more realistic and give the player more choices", which doesn't mean anything if everything in the game is shit. If the game had less extraneous bullshit and everything that was in it was thought out and well executed, it would be better and take much less time to develop.

 

[Ashtar]

(This is a bit late, but...) it really shouldn't be surprising how much useless crap Alex is willing to add to each build, just to kiss up to Kubz Scouts. He had a pink turtle added to the game because Jay made a hashtag, and now he gave a line for Info-chan seeing Nemesis's panties.

He does this while simultaneously making fun of him don't forget that.

Don't forget that WD Gast- I mean, Fun girl was only added to the game to see the youtubers's reaction...

NO IT WAS BECAUSE HE COULDNT UNIMPLEMENT OSANA!!

Two days and I highly doubt osana will be in the game.

 

[IngusNSFW]

A big problem with the yansim isn't just how Alex can't pick a good scope for the game and stick to it, but he also can't stick to the stealth genre either. Small developers can still makes really good games, but the game play in them has to be a lot more focused. For instance, the dating sim part and really all of the pacifist options can pretty much be done away with and the game would probably come out better in the end for it. It would save time and effort making what is in the game better(). Quality over quantity. The only reason why eva put non-violent elimination methods in the game is to make it, "feel more realistic and give the player more choices", which doesn't mean anything if everything in the game is shit. If the game had less extraneous bullshit and everything that was in it was thought out and well executed, it would be better and take much less time to develop.

I still think that that's bullshit too though... A Yandere is just an anime trope, and doesn't care about other people except her Senpai. I'm pretty sure matchmaking is just there for the sake of being there due to a popular demand. Being a Pacifist in a game called Yandere Simulator is possible...? Did he run out of ideas for elimination methods?

Also, it's not that realistic seeing as to all these girls 'love' Senpai, like overly 'love'. I doubt they'd run off with another dude if they truly felt that way- Better yet, it shouldn't have even been added till he could... Oh I dunno, Implement the *main* features first? Fix that girls phone, Info Chans system, Edit the Script, Fix Bug Issues, And... Osana.

 

[Cupcake9]

Dear lord this is edgy!
I'm gonna bet a part-murderer part-thief part-kidnapper part-human trafficker part-drug dealer part-arm dealer part-arsonist part-scam artist part-identity thief gay (because we all know how much YanSim loves gay people) person killed Luna's parents.
I will sell this third stupid idea to YanDaddy for all his spaghetti code. I need it for my avatar.

Edit: On a serious note, this is a really shitty idea for a game. Like really, it's just gonna be some goddamn beat-em-up of everyday thieves and shit with no motivation other than "Luna just hates bad people" or the shitty idea I came up with of her parents being murdered.

It's even worse. Luna's parents are okay and alive, but she has a mary sue sister called Stella and was always jealous of her. To make her parents notice her, Luna dye her hair, becomes a punk rocker and does all kinds of edgy stuff.
And then Luna commits suicide cuz I dunno. Oh, and Death is the one that gave her *special* powers and he is EXACTLY like Info-chan in Yandere Simulator. Like, the same shit. He tells the main character to kill people because reasons, helps the main character because reasons and it's also a 2edgy4me misterious and untouchable NPC.

 

[vertexwindi]

At least it kinda makes sense for Death because, you know, it's Death. That guy's a mysterious untouchable guy by nature. It doesn't really make sense for a teenage girl to be the exact same way though.

 

[forgettispaghetti]

At least it kinda makes sense for Death because, you know, it's Death. That guy's a mysterious untouchable guy by nature. It doesn't really make sense for a teenage girl to be the exact same way though.

I think the game just would be better if you played as Death. I mean, think about it. Death is really just going to let some inexperienced teenage girl go out and fight random people, or couldn't Death just do it his goddamn self? Basically, just make the main character death and don't switch that around to where Luna is Death because no.

I will sell this idea to YandereDev for him to talk here on Kiwi Farms. I want to see that.

 

[vertexwindi]

I think the game just would be better if you played as Death. I mean, think about it. Death is really just going to let some inexperienced teenage girl go out and fight random people, or couldn't Death just do it his goddamn self?

I'm sure he wrote up paragraphs of really detailed but stupid reasons why. None of them would involve "so I can fap to the fanart" though.

 

[30 Dollar Haircut]

All this talk about luna just makes me feel like Eva had an edgy phase that he never grew out of.
which is kinda sad.

 

[Cupcake9]

I'm sure he wrote up paragraphs of really detailed but stupid reasons why. None of them would involve "so I can fap to the fanart" though.

Well, we have no idea of why Death wants to make teenager girls fight to eachother and purify the humanity (lol) cuz Eva gave an explanation exactly like the description of Nemesis: "WHO IS DEATH? WHY IS HE DOING THIS? WHAT ARE HIS REASONS? IT'S A MISTERIOUS MISTERY!!"

Kinda like that. You guys got the idea, right?

 

[Czolg]

I think the game just would be better if you played as Death. I mean, think about it. Death is really just going to let some inexperienced teenage girl go out and fight random people, or couldn't Death just do it his goddamn self? Basically, just make the main character death and don't switch that around to where Luna is Death because no.

I will sell this idea to YandereDev for him to talk here on Kiwi Farms. I want to see that.

It's pretty well established that the whole purpose of Lunar Scythe is existence of Eva's edgy teen goth waifu Luna. Making Death main character would ruin that. Eva can't masturbate to him so Death can't be anything more than side character.

 

[IAmNotDavid]

All this talk about luna Alex just makes me feel like Eva had an edgy phase that he never grew out of up.
which is kinda sad.

Fixed.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

so i linked the thread to another forum i hang around on, when after a while, i receive this message in my steam chat, and idk what to make of it.

Spoiler

post 1: Sorry but ever since the thread of Kiwi farms I've been stalking his stream, some facts minor ones tbh were real, but most of them are fake, with the scripting, yes it is bad, but what they said most of the stuff is fake. I even got to be his friend, to be friends with him you need not to lie. I said I found this place because of the kiwi farms, and then he said not to bring that subject here. He deleted the message and he didn't banned and ever since then, I've been stalking and stalking his chat logs, and everything I saw compared to the kiwi farms thread was fake most of it, except the code and the past, I've been mentioned on that thread, yes I did complain because he streamed for like 3 weeks after reaching his goal/not reaching his goal for that day. But he stopped, I really don't care if he's a lolcow, I like the development, and there's no other game like this, p.s. most of them are phone users from the kiwi farms on that thread, also, the project YanFix was so trash, full of 13 years old kids who didn't know what to do, 16 years old who "knew" how to model. TBH I began hating on that thread. Because they're 13 and they think they're high n stuff. But when they're trying to do a game, ...
post 2: He isn't weird, also, I was the one who was helping Mulberry finding who these anons are, most of them are from tumblr, they were weird ones too.
post 3: his plots for YS are so unique, I would spoil what's really with the cherry tree, but it's connected to the fun girl.
final post: Even the narrating on those videos of the fan fics, they sound like 13 years old, excuse me but at 13 years old, they try so hard to expose him. Past it's past and cannot be changed, same applies for me, I lied now almost everyone ignores me, karma.

so yeah i dont know anything about this and i'm confused as shit. so if anyone can give me some sort of clarification on this, that'd be great.

 

[Czolg]

post 3: his plots for YS are so unique, I would spoil what's really with the cherry tree, but it's connected to the fun girl.

Sooo... Cherry tree where you can confess your love is connected to the animu girl version of W. D. Gaster from Undertale...
If this is true - I'm speechless. You absolutely CAN'T be more edgy than that. Seriously, what the fuck, Eva.

 

[Zach_Kun]

It's pretty well established that the whole purpose of Lunar Scythe is existence of Eva's edgy teen goth waifu Luna. Making Death main character would ruin that. Eva can't masturbate to him so Death can't be anything more than side character.

Of course Alex can fap to Death. All he has to do is give it big busty boobies

 

[Lalala]

Calling it now, the big twist is that Fun Girl died under that cherry tree while confessing to someone because some other Yandere got involved, probably Yan-mum, and her body's buried underneath and keeps the tree in bloom.
Basically Gaster is also Yuyuko Saigyouji from Touhou because Alex is a weeb without an original bone in his body.

 

[30 Dollar Haircut]

plot twist fun girl is that ghost in the bathroom

 

[LucasSomething]

Amazing, i really hope it's the case her being a real character.

If the fun girl really has any real connection to the game, then Alex will have canonized a stolen easter egg, killing any chance of taking the story seriously and turning Yandere Simluator into a literal "meme game".