Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Sempai]

Stick your dick in a beehive...
Sit on a cactus...
Shove a cactus up your ass and pull it in and out really fast..
where the fuck did he hear these from?

 

[TsumTsum]

Eva should spend more time trying to cover his ass writing essays about things that he could ignore instead of working on his game.

Wait...

 

[IAmNotDavid]

Stick your dick in a beehive...
Sit on a cactus...
Shove a cactus up your ass and pull it in and out really fast..
where the fuck did he hear these from?

A quick Google search shows that he's just copying things from the internet.

There are t-shirts with the "sitting on a cactus" phrase, a news article about a guy who died sticking his dick in a beehive.

It's just another case of YanDev being unoriginality and not funny.

 

[Ashtar]

Stick your dick in a beehive...
Sit on a cactus...
Shove a cactus up your ass and pull it in and out really fast..
where the fuck did he hear these from?

Ironically I've seen tumblrinas say that.

 

[Keystone]

Stick your dick in a beehive...
Sit on a cactus...
Shove a cactus up your ass and pull it in and out really fast..
where the fuck did he hear these from?

The chans, probably.

 

[My Car Is Garbage]

What is it with socially awkward people and Evangelion?

 

[Czolg]

The fact that he now makes videos about bugs instead of features, show perfectly how poor his programing skills are.

 

[Ashtar]

What is it with socially awkward people and Evangelion?

It probably helps them cope. Evangelion was a show filled with weirdos who didn't have friends and a lot of mental problems. It probably puts them at ease seeing people like themselves in anime.

 

[vertexwindi]

It probably helps them cope. Evangelion was a show filled with weirdos who didn't have friends and a lot of mental problems. It probably puts them at ease seeing people like themselves in anime.

But Evangelion didn't celebrate its characters' issues at all, it kept showing how messed up everything and everyone was. That's why it's so weird that weirdos cling to it.

It's like a millionaire throwing a Great Gatsby-themed party.

 

[Kartoffel]

But Evangelion didn't celebrate its characters' issues at all, it kept showing how messed up everything and everyone was. That's why it's so weird that weirdos cling to it.

Hey, if you take it from the angle that all these broken characters were accomplishing a lot and piloting the mecha, I don't wonder that damaged people identify to a certain degree with these. Also there were no normal pilots to contrast with. Hey, I even would argue that the main character could be someone that examplifies many of the things YandereDev aspires to, while at the same time sharing some traits with him.
The series offers also a lot of symbology that enables interpretation in a myriad of ways which in turn can dedicated viewers make feel smart if they form their own coherent theory.

It's like a millionaire throwing a Great Gatsby-themed party.

That actually sounds like a fun idea.

 

[Kaffer]

I hate when Alex or any other 30 year old cow try to use the "It's old so it's not relevant!!" excuse. Old mistakes don't matter if the person was a child when they happened. The stuff that's being pulled up is mostly from 8 years ago and onward, when Eva was 20, i.e. (supposed to be) a functioning adult capable of rational thought. No 28 year old man should still be able to project himself onto 14 year old anime characters.

 

[IngusNSFW]

Just made an account to ask of all these cyber crap, and stuffs, does he actually have a criminal record IRL? That's kind of weird if he graduated from animating and College and worked on 'Apps' from Google Store yet is garbage at scripting and socializing with people. Then how in the world did he even be on any teams while creating games? Surely he was only a backup supporter or something right? Hard to imagine that he actually had a big role if any of those are successful and his 'Unknown Company' Alias too...

I have 100 theories, but I'm leaving it at that. Just goes to show you people aren't how they appear.

 

[Cupcake9]

Just made an account to ask of all these cyber crap, and stuffs, does he actually have a criminal record IRL? That's kind of weird if he graduated from animating and College and worked on 'Apps' from Google Store yet is garbage at scripting and socializing with people. Then how in the world did he even be on any teams while creating games? Surely he was only a backup supporter or something right? Hard to imagine that he actually had a big role if any of those are successful and his 'Unknown Company' Alias too...

I have 100 theories, but I'm leaving it at that. Just goes to show you people aren't how they appear.

nah, I just think he's straight lying.

 

[MagneticTowels]

Stick your dick in a beehive...
Sit on a cactus...
Shove a cactus up your ass and pull it in and out really fast..
where the fuck did he hear these from?

Hentai

 

[Cupcake9]

And btw, WTF?

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...t_get_why_everyone_seems_to_hate_yandere_dev/

 

[Zach_Kun]

And btw, WTF?

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...t_get_why_everyone_seems_to_hate_yandere_dev/

1: He didn't use assets from different sources, he stole them without permission and didnt credit.
2: Most people who cause Alex to get angry are people who criticize him or his games. He has no justifiable reason to get mad at them in the first place.
3: No one hates him for being a bad Lets Player. Most people hate him for being a bad person.
(Also quality detailed content)

 

[Czolg]

And btw, WTF?

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...t_get_why_everyone_seems_to_hate_yandere_dev/

"Oh, Devpai is shitty, lazy, aggresive person, so what? Is that a reason to criticize him? You stoopid trolls and haters, leave our precious Yandad alone!"

 

[IngusNSFW]

nah, I just think he's straight lying.

So wait... this is BS too?

 

[IAmNotDavid]

So wait... this is BS too?

Where did you find this? I don't recognize it at all.

That being said, I read through all 300+ pages of this thread in the span of about two weeks.

 

[IngusNSFW]

Where did you find this? I don't recognize it at all.

That being said, I read through all 300+ pages of this thread in the span of about two weeks.

This begs the question what kind of animation did he produce in college?

Found a old profile (ca 2005) from the Santa Monica College here:
http://www2.smc.edu/schedules/archives/profiles/2009/091/mahan_alex.html (Archive)

It looks like he took online courses. He has an Associates degree in animation not a Bachelors or Masters (yes you too can be the king of cartoons if the price is right). Never-mind the risk involved in pursuing an arts degree of any kind.

Tho producing such notable alumni as Arnold Schwarzenegger it is important to distinguish between a community college arts education and one obtained at say Cal Arts (alums now at Pixar etc).

Could this also be our guy on a adobe forum:
https://community.mixamo.com/hc/en-...-and-Exciting-Animations-for-Fast-Paced-Games (Archive)

He's talking about this: https://www.mixamo.com/

So far I have yet to find any examples of animation he's done outside of Yandere Sim.