Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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Around the 12 minute mark he calls one of his viewers an exceptional individual for asking how one of his broken ass mechanics work and threw shades at every youtuber who didn't play his game right
His fans are so airheaded, It's a challenge not to cover the left side of the screen or the right side of the screen...

Dear lord, How was that a roast? He was being a straight up asshole like usual.
 
I was thinking about this before but it should be sort of like a detective game. You have 5 or 6 personality traits, and one exclusive to the antihero. All girls have some mixture of cute, sporty, creative, intellectual, and then the antihero herself is 100% macabre. The mark has a preference for a specific combination of personality types (but never macabre). Based on who he likes, you should imitate their interests to woo the mark and even nick clothing and accessories from dead girls to better imitate the preference. The idea is to make yourself less visibly macabre and more like what the mark wants. Eventually, the mark will like you more than any living alternative, or you'll fuck up and do something that horrifies the mark / be arrested.

I have no idea what he's actually doing and I don't think he does either, but that's the vibe I got.
This is the only description of 'social stealth' I've heard that appeals at all.

Plenty of simple ways to make that system show dividends, too. You could do some fun things with the player's viewpoint as the traits increase, for example. Graphic filters that relate to the different stats and increase in intensity would be fairly easy, and hilarious interactions between different filters would fuel the community for weeks or more. Bonus points if filling out all stats (0% macabre, I guess) looks and feels like a Xanax and Adderall fugue. If you wanted to go a bit deeper you could change conversation text. The easy method would be an 'accent filter' like Chrono Cross was so inordinately proud of, while a better writer could do something like a Malkavian run of Bloodlines, substantially changing how your character perceives others.

I love games that mess with the player like that, and it's an easy way for relatively unskilled devs to give their game some granularity and polish. Toby Fox is the obvious current example of this sort of thing, so I'm sure something along these lines has occurred to Alex already, but unfortunately, it's a labor-intensive process. Invisible stats and conversation flags are absolutely pedestrian stuff that even a rank amateur constrained to RPG Maker 95 could use to craft a narrative epic, so it's certainly within his (incredibly limited) skills, he'd just never be able to muster the effort.
 
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Regarding the hair, here is a video showing how it used to work(it's marked on the right time):

Despite being very clear that the hair spinning it and hitting the students, it's very hard to kill anyone either because Alex fucked the coding or the hit detection is shit. You can see the wave effect going through senpai's model but not killing him.


Just my opinion but fuck this "It was too hard for them!" bullshit. Rotating the analog stick isn't hard, it's just annoying and tiresome and impossible to kill a moving student since they will go away before you spin enough. Every other easter egg is more convenient.

Another thing is that Alex DID change the hair a week later. He added the "easter egg power" of spinning around like a ballet dancer and it automatically kills everything near, so what was the point anyway? Alex loves to act high and mighty on his stream shit on the fans who disagree with him but a week later he becomes a pussy and does whatever they ask.
 
If this hasn't been posted yet, here ya go!
The man himself explains why he loves big busty boobies! *Sluurrrrrrrrrp*


EDIT: Yandere Dev also gets asked what to wear on a date. Which he then proceeds to turn into one of his fetish fantasies. How does he still have fans while spewing this shit?

 
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Hey i was wondering how many of you found this thread. Anyone want to share the story?

It was around the time the skirt inventory idea came up, I thought it was very sketchy but I didn't look into it. There was a roleplayer in the fandom that suggested the double skirt idea in order to keep the fandom together. They even drew out the idea, Alex used the idea but of course didn't give credit to them and claimed it was his idea. The roleplayer got angry over that and I remember they also emailed Alex about the fandom falling apart due to the skirt idea. Then Alex told them 'Fuck the fandom' and that made me wonder what was wrong with him. Then I found this thread, which gave me my answer.
 
Also apparently Yandere Dev raided some guy named Clint Stevens on twitch to the point where apparently the mods had to intervene. Even if it was in "Good fun" they were still disruptive enough that the mods had to make them stop.


Okay apparently he's the "Top Zelda Speedrunner" I don't keep up on this shit so i don't know who the top speed runner is.

Also "I, Yandere Dev, will become the new, top zelda speed runner."
Alex, with how fucking bad you are at games you'd be lucky to become the top pong speedrunner.
 
Also apparently Yandere Dev raided some guy named Clint Stevens on twitch to the point where apparently the mods had to intervene. Even if it was in "Good fun" they were still disruptive enough that the mods had to make them stop.

Knowing YanDev he's going to be too stupid (or arrogant) to learn that raiding other streams is bad and do it again.

Which hopefully will lead to a harsher ban or suspension. Which he'll probably use to attack Twitch because "They hate his game so much."
 
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Why am I not surprised? :/
 
Around the 12 minute mark he calls one of his viewers an exceptional individual for asking how one of his broken ass mechanics work and threw shades at every youtuber who didn't play his game right
Can someone please transcribe that video? I don't feel like cringing hard and lose braincells. Tho I can assume he tried and failed to throw shade at AzzMan
 
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MrCaco is the kind of guy who'd defend a game mechanic in the game no matter how disgusting or unrealistic it is.

I bet if Eva added rape or child molestation in the game, he'd still defend him like the dedicated Devpai-knight he is.

"please look up the definition trolly-troll"
When his balls drop he's going to regret spending time on defending "devpai"... hopefully. (:optimistic:)
 
Remember that "concept art" of Yandere-kun? The original image comes from zerochan, and is of a corpse party character, Kizami Yuuya, and can be found here. (Archive just in case.) Not even sure if it can be called a trace because it looks like he only had the hair color changed.
Beautiful.
He erased the logo and changed the hair color, Placeholders are just the same 100%.

Yet another reason why a male yandere isn't a thing in this game, nor does Eva have any interest in listening to anyone else because it'd just be more work and he can't sloppily copy and paste and claim it as his own.
Mostly because he can't fap to it.
 
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